So user what are you doing tonight?

>so user what are you doing tonight?

you

drive

Shitposting before I have to go guard corpses at my job.

Watching the road warrior

Me

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Such a retarded movie.

this always cracks me up

Hospital security guard?

play some video games, cry a bit, jerk off to black cock porn, you know, the usual

I'd tongue-punch his fartbox, if you catch my drift.

God I wanna suck his dick (I'm a girl btw ;^)

shitposting till about 8am while 90's sitcoms play in the background

Morgue security in a big city. You'd be surprised how many people try to steal bodies.

you ever think about banging a hot dead chick?

How? You have no mouth.

Not too much you should come over

All the time breh

is it a pasta?

Not my cup of tea. One guy I worked with would during his shift. The truth came out when a weird rash his gf had turned out to baby maggots.

Me

Jesus Christ.

Good lord

Do you guys think The Goose would genuinely like playing local co-op games, eating snacks, and watching movies with you all night, or would he force himself to do all those things because he just feels sorry for you and knows you think you guys are friends?

farting up a storm

...

What are some other movies for this feeling?

this
more specifically doing you in any way you ask.

who doesn't?

Why? Chinese organ market?

Hitting the gym fatty

Partly yes. As long as they're not damaged organs can still be good for a while. Then you got your wannabe Davincis/Franksteins, indie filmmakers, underground musicians, gang members, religious folks, delusional loved ones, etc. It gets bad enough we have more than one guard on duty.

No, this is real.

Have you ever had to attack anyone so they wouldn't get in?

>based user legitimately derailed a meme thread into a Nightwarch thread
Op how do you think about movies of this theme? What about the more recent and erotic ones? Have you seen Anna Fritz?
Or maybe the Christina Ricci one?

R-really? Is your name really Facebook Download?

did you do any special training/schooling for that or is it just one of those security contractor agencies?

I'd probably... I'd probably cuddle with him

N-nothing too gay I'm not a homo or anything but

>tfw when the goose is unironically loose

beep beep

Not often but it has happened one or twice where people have broken in and things have gotten heated. We do what we can to discourage intruders since incidents makes us look bad. Most run off once you make your presence known.

Its a private security company. The company has its own training then the morgue has its own orientation. They try to keep the same rotation so the local staff works with us easier.

This is the first fucking thread I see after showing this movie to my friends. This thread is a fuckin hive mind!!

The local dollar theater is finally showing it now that it's gone from the regular theaters. I don't know if I should go see it again since I've already gone 5 times and I have a pretty good TV and sound system to watch the 1080p WEB-DL.

you're retarded

may I ask what state or country you are in?

Illinois, USA. I'm off to work its been fun sharing. I don't often get to talk about my job.

Work well buff morgue user!