What will it's Soy Score be out of 1-10?

What will it's Soy Score be out of 1-10?

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>'career defining role'= George of the jungle

why wasn't it listed as The Mummy series?

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I guess they wanted to reference his 'buffest' looking days, but yeah they should've said 'breakout role'.

Wow you mean he looks different than how he did 20 years ago? Imagine if we so publically shamed actresses getting older in the current political climate? We wouldn't hear the end of it.

>The actor appeared to be alone as he took the evening air, and paused to examine some street art on a nearby wall.

>Brendan then headed into a Chinese restaurant for a bite to eat.

What you thinking bout there buddy

Encino Man was his career-defining role though...

>Man Has Aged, Doesn't Look As Good as Twenty Years Ago
>FILM AT 11
What the fuck is the point of this? If you did this article about a woman there would be outrage.

why is he looking that faggot ass drawing?

dead meme general?

Man, that must suck. Imagine somebody documenting just how much of a loser you are. It's like high school never ended

Monkeybone was his career-defining, breakout role though....

STOP BULLYING BRENDAN NOW!!!!

If he'd been gay instead, he wouldn't have married, there'd be no alimony....

>THE GOOSE ON THE LEFT

THE MEMES ARE REAL!

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Looking forward to Encino Dad, Dad of the Jungle, Airdads and The Daddy.

He could be the Dad Bod star we've been waiting for.

LEAVE BRENDAN ALONE WHAT THE FUCK.

Imagine some soyboy following you and picturing you from behind the bushes everywhere you go in public. Brendan will unleash on them if they aren't careful.

>left

Thats a robert mapplethorpe photograph

Is that Ryan Gosling on the right wall?

>that thinning at the back of his head
Think he's hiding a transplant? Will he come back confident with long locks

No, your other left!

>Art on the right wall

Got to admit, I leaned in to try to read the writing down the side too.
No homo. I always want to see how artists rationalize not letting the image speak for itself.

The Goose pic on the right obviously needed zero explanation.

Is Cyan Purplesling, you probably never heard of him

Lorenzo's Oil, without the Lorenzo.

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actually... this text, you just know it says blade runner, this street art is more Sup Forums than we thought. maybe its a message? what do we need to do for the brendster?

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What is this expression trying ro convey?

>Brendan staring at some gay kangs
>goose’s face on the right
>the seedy entrance in the middle
This image is art in of itself

the mummy defined him not george of the jungle

WAKE ME UP

Meh, if he was in the shape Hugh Jackman was / is, he'd still get work.

I want him to unJUST himself so badly and star in the highest grossing action movie ever

Brenny for Reed Richards when?

4u

Yeah it looks more a porn shop than a chinese food joint.

ok i take it back it needs more purple
i know i suck at ps

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Would probably make a better movie than that horse shit.

Get some big-titted blonde starlet as Susan and we've got ourselves a redemption story.

Unironically one of my favourite movies

We get articles like this about women all the time: "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW."

>looks unrecognisable
yeah thanks feminism

>The actor appeared to be alone as he took the evening air, and attempted to retrieve some spare cash from a nearby ATM.

me too but his back is fucked up. so he doesn't do action movies anymore

>The actor appeared to be alone as he took the evening air
That's a new meme if ever I'd seen one.

I want to be his friend.

>The actor appeared to be alone as he took the evening air, and paused to alter some street art on a nearby wall.

JUST

JUST

JUST OF THE JUNGLE

>open
>model
what the fuck does that mean

There ought to be some kind of support group for aging and washed up actors. I bet Drake Bell would hang out with Brendan if they got in contact with each other.

It's very clearly a gay porn shop, the publisher probably just censored the article (sort of like how "nigger" always gets changed to "youth")

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecurpcghs0c

Can he ... can he revive his career?

Or is it too late?

He's the mayor of CWCville now. He doesn't have time to work out.

>person looks different after 20 years
what the FUCK

Jesus why dont they just leave him the fuck alone

as hard as he's been JUSTed apparently its not enough, they have to make him out like some zoo exhibit

>Man looks older after 20 years

Well I'll be darned.

leave the guy alone, like wtf it's this shit

>news

Legit a fucking great film. Shame Alicia Silverstone spends most of it desperately trying to be cute, which ironically reduces her natural cuteness.

>Oh my lucky stars...

>writes like a poo in loo
>hates br2049
Every single time.

He's /ourguy/ & doesn't deserve this. How can we unJUST him?

whoah....... ok i need to cool it with ps

A NEGRO!
How do you do, ma'am?

I wish Brendan lands another role.

HEIL FRASER
HEIL FRASER

he's doing it

imdb.com/title/tt5664952/

The only problem I find with supporting him is that most of his money will go to his whore wife.

Open bob.

Even Brendan wouldn't hang out with Drake Bell.

Don't even mention his best role

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>that posture
The guy looks legitimately disabled or something.

aestheticcc

Faggotry aside it's interesting.

However, if the writing is some reddit-tier -"I just want to tell the artist how much this moved me and my partner. Love Trumps Hate!" I'd find a way to fuck it up.

Honestly, even at his age now he's too boyish to play him.

Yeah he fucked his back up on the set of The Mummy.

ahahaha

Why does age hit some people so much harder than others? Did Brendan really have such an unhealthy lifestyle that JUSTed him so hard?

JUST

brendan pays until he dies you mean

>George of the Jungle
>career-defining role
what are these cocks smoking

Apparently he has some old injury that causes him chronic pain so he can't really work much. Stick around, he'll probably see this thread and explain.

I found it so-so, but Christopher Walken was brilliant, particularly his conspiracy theories when he learned that the Soviet union had collapsed.

*work out much

Made me check fuck you.

>not JUSTrunner 2049

1 job brah

Whatever you say, chamcham

>I want your right and your left on my desk
>And your other left!

>After 35 years in a bomb shelter
>Brendan was 29 during production
What did they mean by this?

i have to admit im a total newb at photoshop so i dont have the knowledge to do anything even remotely complex in a somewhat fulfilling manner

I know that MGTOW is gay shit but Brendan really make me doubt my ability to hold a marriage together.

>that drawing

>a man at 45 looks worse than at 25

No shit, what an asshole this hack blogger Is, I wonder what he fucking looks like

Dont compare yourself to others thst way, this is exactly what the elites seek, spread the misinformation and fear among the herd, let a sha of doubt devour ourselves

maybe you'd be right if the stats didn't show marriage is fucked in general

even if he's the poster boy of JUST, he still looks better than the average 50 year old male