See completely retarded post

>see completely retarded post
>reply "this, but unironically"
>I actually did it ironically

this, but unironically

>movie was good and I enjoyed it
>I call it shit and call you a soyboy for liking it

>not him but
>actually im him

>think a meme is lame and definitely forced
>I use it anyway

underrated

>call movie absolute shit
>never even seen the trailer

literally every dumb sneedposter

>post opinions that i don't actually hold for the sake of causing anger and frustration amongst other users

>post something i think is funny
>run next door to my mothers house
>get on her computer
>reply to my original post with "underrated"

>disagree with poster just for the sake of being contrarian
>end up coming back later in the day and unknowingly replying to my own posts disagreeing too

>shitpost on my phone all day everyday
>immediately shit on phoneposters when I see one

>getting mad at cunnybot and posting that pedophiles should be killed
>save all the pictures before the thread is kill

>make thread
>wait 2 minutes
>bump myself on my phone

>someone deletes a post because they made a typo
>reply to the dead post
>"saw that lol"

What’s sad is that some of these are real.

>never make a post for the sake of (YOU)s
Your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

they're all real, lad

>that painful feeling when I finish typing out an utter thrashing of some idiot, hit the post button, and see a (You) on the post I replied to

>open random thread
>pick random post
>tell them go back to reddít

whats your problem?

underrated post

cunt

>2018
>there are people who still reply to "If you don't reply to this post..." posts

HAHAHAHA YEAH SO FUCKING UNDERRATED THIS THREAD HAS BEEN UP FOR HOURS AND NO ONE HAS UPVOTED IT??!! WHAT WHAT SAY WHAT???????!

>lose an argument
>make a post replying to everything in the thread
>"soyboys"
>close thread

>Watch one scene of a movie
>didn't live up to my shoddy expectations so I call it shit

>someone makes spelling error in their post
>screencap it and respond to them with the image right before they delete it

>post something that will likely get me banned
>reply to my own post with reported so that other anons see someone reported me so they dont report me themselves

me

This is so incredibly stupid.

>not reporting the guy who said "reported" because announcing reports is also against the rules

>argue in detail and by plotpoint why a movie some user likes is complete shit
>never even seen it

>see spoilers for a movie I've seen
>want to reply indignantly with DUDE? FUCKING SPOILERS?
>but I'm worried that they'll get so mad that they start dropping random spoilers for movies I haven't seen yet
>so I never do it.

>browse and shitpost on Sup Forums everyday
>actually haven't watched or finished a tv series in over a decade.
>only watch uber popular movies in theaters with friends

>participate in capeshit threads
>posts >capeshit posts while contributing to the discussion because I actually like capeshit

>Start AI posting
>Don't really care either way

#metoo

I've never done this before.

thíś desu fáḿ

>get triggered over some autistic inane detail in a post but don't care about the general subject matter
>end up looking like a passionate advocate for the opposite side of the argument when i just think the other guy sounds like a faggot
>my foe assumes i'm only criticizing him because i'm on the other side and will never change his homosexual ways

like clockwork

>6

underrated post

>reply to everyone
>don't actually read every post

also, checked

>complains about too many star wars threads
>starts multiple threads per day about star wars

That's dumb, I make posts for the sake of yous all the time.

>reply with go back to reddlt or you should go back
>browse reddlt daily

...

>spend 5 minutes gathering multiple sources and writing down a 250 words serious post
>get only one reply: "nice bait"

>Post with intentional reddit spacing
>hope I get called reddit

>tell everyone to witness my dubs
>I actually didn't get any dubs

>tell everyone to check this 9
>actually got a 5

>start multiple post argument with salty user
>after a while forget
>read thread later and see other user calling me a stupid faggot
>he's probably right, I barely read his responses

>find random post
>ey reddit

omg holy fuck dhdndjsjdbshshdbbdxv

>he doesn't come here for intelligent movie discussion

>get in argument
>other user accurately calls out my general age and personality type
>pretend I'm totally not like that

nice blog

All me

Kek

>encounter a hidden gem in my attic
>sum up its value in a nutshell
>carefully craft my content for maximum feels

wow this really blew up

i have contact the fbi and u have 24 hours wait I mean 10 minutes to delet your hard discs

/thread

>get mad because someone can tell I'm a Sup Forums regular
>samefag a few posts like "RENT FREE" and "Not everyone who disagrees with you is from Sup Forums"
>feel a bit better

I do this too because if they word their post a certain way I can report it and get them banned.

You get told to go back to Sup Forums for the most illogical shit. One time I got the "go back to your containment board" bullshit because I said I didn't think Idris Elba would make a good James Bond.

>I said I didn't think Idris Elba would make a good James Bond.
You're not wrong, though. Some people can't handle the truth.

>post anime girls
>never seen a single chinese cartoon

go back to your containment board

...

fucking cunt

ex deee

>post cropped hentai baiting for (you)s
>never give sauce

or even better

>post cropped hentai without knowing sauce
>tell anons that they are newfags who should be able to tell the artist

>someone does this
>I give the sauce and ruin their scheme

fucking kill yourself you stupid shit where do you get off, asshat.

>see someone make a post i disagree with
>without actually replying I repost their post in greentext with an image of a fedora/neckbeard to undermine them

>vomit out my limited knowledge of whatever topic im 'arguing'
>user comments on my increasingly obvious incoherence
>tell him my post chain were different posters
>tell myself he and everyone else bought it

>need an easy format to keep a thread afloat
>drop a 'your mom will..' post and pretend my samefagging is acceptable

>call someone a "dumb frogposter" despite the fact that I save literal gigabytes of frog pictures on my computer

>attach an image to my post because it makes people more likely to reply

sauce

I always do the latter, so much so that I get worried people will start calling me out for it

>2017+1
>being a frogposter

>two anons arguing
>start pretending to be one of them and type stupid shit

>be on Sup Forums
>make abhorrent posts

Literally modern day chain e-mails from when I was a teenager on AOL. I feel like all the people who reply have to be underage.