HEY YOU!

GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE

is it litty rock?

make me

Yes sir Mr. Rock!

I'm sorry The Rock, I'll see it as soon as I can

GET LITTY

are you RAUNCHY enough to enjoy my movie, OLD MAN?

i'm raunchy enough to check those digits

>Baywatch was shit
>Dwayne goes on Twitter and shill the fuck out of it with #litty
>Jumanji comes out
>Dwayne posts on Sup Forums and spreads his meme like cancer
Batista is still the better actor, Dwayne.

But I saw it last week with my dad. I liked it.

Saw it with my gf last night, was a very good comedy and much better than the old jumanji movie overall 8.5/10. Also jack black playing the teenage girl stole the show only he could have pulled off the drama queen act so well great, casting choices overall.

Did your gf piss her pants and had a #litty time?

This motherfucker just got checked

Is he that dude that got raped?

Sure thing, "Dwayne".

I'm not sure what the quotations mean Taytay.
Is it the real Dwayne or just someone else?

Giga-Satan getting #litty

Shes 22 im sure she hasnt pissed her pants since she was 3. Is #litty some pedoshit or what? I hate this board.

APOLOGIZE

Same
Tv is my favorite topic but the board is so shit, we need to clean up

There are three liminals. Subliminal, Liminal, and Superliminal.

Buy my game and we'll talk.

why did Baywatch feel like wasted potential ? I mean the money was there, the concept was there but the execution had to be done by college kids.

Those are some #LITTY digits brother. Be sure to pack your #PISSPANTS and get ready to drown in a RAUNCHY WINTER #PISS ROMP

man taytay has a goofy ass mouth, her top teeth are pretty far down compared to her lip so it gives the illusion of ultra overbite horse mouth, but then her jaw is still in the right place? it looks weird but somehow she's still cute and people probably don't notice it

Hey guys, in scale from Vin Diesel to The Rock, how litty and raunchy is the new Jumanji?

>When a Sony-made Jumanji remake with The Rock makes better box office than a Disney Star Wars movie

I'm sure it will be a LITTY flick full of RAUNCHY FUN! Can't wait to PISS my pants in laughter!

>Autistic Chad destroys mouse with raunchy piss flick

/ourguy/

On a scale of 0 to #litty, how much am I gonna piss my pants?

Batista is legit 10/10 I love the guy

>the rock tells ultra satan what to do
how fucking #LITTY is this man?

Dave had the better scene with BR 2049. And his Netflix movie was breddy gud too. It's the Year of the Batista Bomb.

This dude knows how to pick movies unlike the Rock.

>in scale from Vin Diesel to The Rock
I'd give it a Jason Statham

That rock dude is about to come out as a fag.

>Jumanji remake
It's a sequel though
Get LITTY

I might actually. I like Jack Black even though i wish he made more music than acting.

>forgot to bring a spare pair of pants to the movie
>had to share the XXXL kinoplex-issued pants with some fat guy

Other than this small ISSUE I have no complaints about this #LITTY flick, a FUN time for everyone, just make sure to not forget your PANTS when going to the nearest theater, the RAUNCHY comedy scenes can and will make you piss your pants.

I dont know if I cant withstand the putrid smell of urine,Dwayne.

Oh... alright! If anything it'll at least be better than Star Bores.

>that Nick Jonas reveal

No thanks, I don't see movies led by some narcisstic retard whose entire career has been about "look at my muscles" that you obtained using illegal steroids. You ruin nearly every movie you're in because you never developed a brain beyond that of a high schooler. The only thing saving you is retarded foreigners. Fuck, you.

Fuck you Dave. My FANS and I will see the movie while we PISS and have a #LITTY time, you stay at home and piss yourself.

>Batista is still the better actor
This isn't even up for debate at this point. His short scene in Blade Runner btfo'd every single one of the Rock's performances. Unlike the Rock, he takes acting seriously and is improving instead of playing the same character in every movie.

Get out of this site.

LITTY digits user.

I'm actually considering going, thanks for the reminder.

There's a clear difference. Money. Dwayne doesn't give a shit about his poor acting because he's getting paid fortunes without trying unlike Batista.

idk man, might not be litty enough for me

It's LIT

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

This is the kind of movie you watch on hbo for free three months later while playing on your phone

This was a fun movie to watch,also Karen Gillian is a qt