How is unscheduled offworld activation real?

How is unscheduled offworld activation real?

Just close the iris...

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They hacked the iris

there's never a 100% guarantee the iris is going to hold

Every gouahld and his doll knew about iris, why do not make goald-iris?

Just "bury" the gate by putting an object inside the gate when you don't want unscheduled offworld activation's

Name a single time it failed. Checkmate Kinsey.

wrecked by the black hole in "a matter of time" and anubis almost burnt through it in "serpent's song"

Goa'ulds had force fields, force field is the superior iris system, ancients also had that as shown in atlantis.

The Irislets at stargate command got cucked several times, from hacking to just going through it with Tollan phase shifting technology.

They might splat someone important and fuck up diplomatic relations

>That time they did hack the Iris.

I'd go in her wormholeif you know what I mean

The Tollan can just walk through it

Didn't that happen once?

>gouahld

i guess probably the reetoos and othe alternate phased things can go through it as well

>It's a plant

Some of Odo's buddies died that way.

>tfw Stargate is now reduced to yet another lame pointless retconned feminist prequel

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Why didn't they just put the gate face down?

Isn't there an episode where they dial a gate that's upside-down and it just digs a crater?

Or face up, when bad guys walk through they fall back into the event horizon and cease to exist

you sir are a fucking genius

There was the episode where the gate was buried and O'Neill was trapped on that one planet for a 100 days. Teal'c had to shoot a harpoon and rope through to keep from falling back into the event horizon and dig his way to the surface. There was also the time a Kull Warrior attacked the Alpha Site and gate was knocked over and they had a nice little hole to hid in.

What did user mean by this?

Not really. That only works on footsoldiers. Fliers would get through unobstructed.

Yeah when that burst happens on connection it clears out an area in front of the gate.

Blown the fuck out

Why not just lay the gate on the ground. Every bomb or soldiers comming trhough will fall right back into death

what was Apophis' tax policy?

Probably fairly reasonable since he had to maintain a population over thousands of years.

Is there any evidence of currency being used on any world controlled by apophis?

doesn't really matter, taxes in egypt used to be entirely or mostly in kind for thousands of years

are you trying to bring IRL history into a stargate thread

braaaaap

>those veins

even Sokar had that particle accelerator thing going on for him

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wait what the fuck
>tfw the music makes me smile but the visuals make me gag

>Nazis are the bad guys

What i want to know is why the Stargate didn't have a smaller room positioned around it and rigged Cube style with toxic gas valves waiting to be let loose, hidden sea of sharp stakes waiting to be sprung, electric currents waiting to be surged through the conductive ground plating, and flamethrowers just for shits and giggles pointed from the sides in front of the gate waiting to incinerate.

uhm yeah sweetie

Because that would be incredibly insensitive to the victims of the holocaust

Funny you mention this. Over the christmas break with all my aunties and grandparents this topic came up and I suggested that if the allied soldiers in ww2 could have seen how things turned out, they would have let hitler win. Everyone agreed with me.

To be fair the movie plays in the US around 1940, so yeah, they were the enemy.

He didn't say enemy he said bad guys. In hindsight the allies were the bad guys in ww2. General patton himself believed so.

They should have built a new facility to house the gate. Then they could get some light vehicles through the gate. A wiesel with a 20mm auto cannon would be rather useful.

Are they deliberately trying to make it look like The Mummy? What the hell?

americans where too dumb for stargate

Even with a closed Iris the Gate would still get activated, unscheduled, from offworld.

>that on time they flew a jet through

Spin-off when?

Iris should be gone from the event horizon upon gate activation while it is closed. Whatever.

>someone starts dialing a planet
>as soon as he enters the first symbol, the target gate immediately begins to light up, like it magically knows that its address is about to be dialed fully, and not any of the probably hundreds of other gates that begin with the same symbol

Why don't they just make a slot in the floor and slide the Iris down into it surrounded on all sides by six hundred tons of steel?

Or maybe they all do that?
I'm more annoyed with how long the gate stays open. Sometimes it's open for a (relatively) long time after the last person goes through, other times it closes RIGHT as the "last" person (of SG1) goes through.

It's a meme you stupid fucking dip.

Why not diamonds? It's the hardest metal after all.

I don't believe you.

Then you're an ignorant reddit migrant who's not about to get spoonfed. Enjoy not being in on the joke.

Whatever.

Which series had the better gate Sup Forums?

>No, i'm in charge
what did she mean by this?

uhm, what do you think she meant, sweetie?

She's charged up to fuck up?

I remember an episode, I think it was the one where they try to rescue Daniel's wife and Teal'c had to kill her to save Daniel, where they had some kind of one man vehicle with a 50 caliber machine gun on it.

holy shit that looks awful...

>over 100 years after being introduced, the m2 browning gets put to use against ayyliums, breddy cool gun desu senpai

>metal

I don't know. You'll have to womansplain it to me.

Now this one actually is a meme, you dun goofed faggot.

>Nazi's. I hate these guys.

Ever since that episode where they mention the Germans had possession of a Stargate during WWII I knew, I just knew, we were one day going to get some stupid story about the Nazi's.

Stargate is supposed to be about ancient astronauts and space adventures. Turning it into a cut-rate Indiana Jones is the last thing they should be doing to it.

Is that Norm Macdonald?

I just hope it won't have 1000 cuts and shaky camera and too many half shadowy close-ups.

Cinematographically, the original stargate series suffered none of those and was quite solid.

But it's 2018, we may never go back from here.

God he was such a fantastic character.

No Robert California, wth.

Remember: Nazis aren't in this because it's an Indiana Jones ripoff and that means Nazis. Nazis are in this so SJWs can nudge nudge wink wink that's all white people.

>Ever since that episode where they mention the Germans had possession of a Stargate during WWII

they never had a gate (too bad, a Stargate SS-1 show would be kino af), they only had the DHD from the Giza dig, that's why they had to dial the gate with their own base computer

GOOLD?

There'd be planets full of Jews all over the place out there

JAFFA

im sure there's a throw away line somewere in the show that explain that shit. atleast that's what i have to tell myself.

tek ma te george

They just strapped a M2 on to a MALP.

Before palm print authentication.. It was a feature

Flash Gordon

This a cheap as fuck webseries or some shit

who cares you sexist nazi pig, it has a female lead who fights nazis!

I dunno, I think it kind of works.

>stargate is based upon ancient alien technology and egyptian symbolism
>nazis were obsessed with finding ancient occult artifacts

is this a joke?

Fuckin stargate universe is so cool and yet it's been done dirty time and time again

SG-1 Bluray Remaster or fuck off.

well it IS pretty funny

put a cupboard in front of it

How did they manage to make the Ori arc so shit?

And those who are prideful and refuse to bow down, shall be laid low and made into dust

tell me about Doci, why does he wear the spoon?

>someone saved my screencap
10 years on Sup Forums were worth it after all

>mfw

What?
I absolutely loved the Ori. Best arc.

You have shit taste.
It's okay, it isn't fatal.

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I don't get it, is it good?

uhm yeah sweetie