I'm kind of going through a dry spell. Sex wise

>I'm kind of going through a dry spell. Sex wise.
>oh like months?
>6 months
>damn, that's rough

Fucking normies.

you would understand if you had sex. it's a very pleasurable experience.

I'm on 4 days and its killing me

>tfw on 32 years
what do?

> Nearly 24 hours
> At least 2 hours before it happens again

Fucking hell, how am I surviving?

you might have autism.

I found that if you replace the word sex with masturbation the show becomes a lot more relate-able.

>supposed wizard
>bitching like a pussy

Obvious liar, wizards do not concern themselves with matters of the flesh

sex is just such a foreign concept to me that it amazes me that people have it commonly. I'm not even a virgin, it's just such a rarity in life that I don't understand how people can expect it on a consistent basis.

Never had sex, never been able to masturbate either. My dingy is pretty useless. Might just get a vasectomy to finish it off.

coming up on 4 years now, i've got bigger problems honestly

I might just have a lot of sex. I have a gf and fwb.

It's a TV show. The average American has sex with like 9 people throughout their entire lives.

TV shows need to stop spreading lies.

for a single guy that is actually trying to get laid that is pretty bad. especially today. i have a friend who is fat as fuck and balding and he gets laid regularly through apps and such. you just need to TRY

>tfw haven't sex yet this year

If a woman goes longer than 2 months, that is considered a long dry spell.

lmfao no you don't on all accounts.

some guys have sex with women on a regular basis

>I have a gf and fwb
kys degenerate

you poor thing

Same, I haven't had sex in about 6 months. Before that it was 4 years. So I'm still fairly content. Could always do with more, of course.

how do you cope?

I don't think I have a high desire to have sex personally. The only time it bothers me is when I think "damn has it really been THAT long?" but most of the time it really doesn't bother me at all.

It was a different time. Back then average guys could get laid constantly with little to no effort.

>install app
>try it for about 8 days
>2 or 3 real matches
>they don't want to meet you

lol. and now? you have to be black or have a six pack I suppose?

would ross have gone six months without getting laid if tinder had been invented?

this has always been my experience. I don't believe any ugly person who claims they get laid with attractive women on tinder.
I guarantee your fat friend is fucking the bottom of the barrel fatties on that app.

Jazz?

probably. but at least he's not a 30 year old virgin like some of the anons here

High end prostitute.

>I'm an ugly autismic nerd
>Had more sex than the average American
What did American's mean by this

>tfw 3 months abstinence after 7 years of almost daily sex

i'm avoiding any porn or mastrubation just to feel the need again because sex was nothing special to me anymore

I'm not a virgin, I just have standards. I'd rather masturbate to my fetish porn than fuck a fat girl, and I had the opportunity to fuck a fat girl who was throwing herself at me last weekend, didn't do it. All my life I've had fat bitches throw themselves at me, something about being tall and thin I guess, and I have turned down every single one.

Yeah I'm going through a dry spell too.
I told me friends it was just a dry season for me.
They asked me how long it's been.
I was like, "Oh like 7 years."
Then they were like, "That's a big dry season."
I replied, "For you."

Guys how do bags of sand feel like?

>i could have sex any time i want, they just don't meet my standards

lol yea right. we all believe that you ALMOST fucked

>tfw its been over 2 years

I was in a relationship then and I still cant figure out how the single game works

i had a dry spell like that once. like 2009 to 2015.

it's from both sides, tinder gives attractive people access to all other attractive people in a 20 mile radius, and better and better porn makes trying to meet people as an unattractive person a net loss.
Interestingly, if the band of people that are allowed to reproduce narrows further and doesn't stop, you eventually get the correct conditions for some ugly ass kids. inb4 56% meme

Prostitution is generally frowned upon in the US.

Tfw virgin
Normies should be forced to work in the iridium mines in the asteroid belt

I went a year and a half
Now I'm with some Turkish girl and she sucks

>Then they were like, "That's a big dry season."
>I replied, "For you."
Good job.

Make it quick Pete.

>I can't get laid because of porn
>only attractive people have sex with each other

lmao. stay a virgin forever. are you even old enough to post here?

nah you didn't get it.

>you have to be black
imagine never leaving the fucking house

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Its a fucking tv show you mongs. At least one of the characters has to get a new person to fuck in order for there to be new plotlines for their shitty tv show. Its the same reason why everyone in Seinfeld was fucking a new 10/10 every week even though Jerry is an average looking jew, Kramer is a weird looking crazy person and George is a short, fat, balding jew.

>fucking jews
fify

really? then explain it better. you seems to be saying you aren't allowed to reproduce because some people are more attractive than you and porn stars have big dicks.

or is the part I don't get that are you attractive and have a big dick?

Not that I agree, but the last time I went out of the house to eat, I saw 1 typical family with teenage kids, a gay male couple and a black guy white girl couple.

Beta post

You can get laid constantly on Tinder

>attractive and have a big dick
i wish.
I wasn't really talking about individual people but the population of a city.
Masturbating is free pleasure and porn makes it better. Where's the impetus for very unattractive people to try and meet people?
Also, why would a very attractive person ignore people that they are the most attracted to?

as I said

i'm probably older than you and i'm not a virgin.

whatever. you prefer fapping alone to real women.

enjoy your hand.

yeah at the moment I prefer fapping to possibly having sex, or possibly getting rejected by a naive girl in the worst possible fashion.

Six months is a pretty long time, especially for a guy as young as Ross is.

>b-but what if I get rejected

you continue to sound like a teenager

>I'm not a virgin, I just have standards.

Yeah and I could be an astronaut, I just don't want to do the work.

>tfw sex is too much work

Honestly that doesn't make it not tough. An average girl (even ugly ones, check the Vogue tinder shit, they get a match everytime they swipe right) has a daily 20 or so messages if she uses the app pretty avidly, so imagine that number growing each day that passes, the competition against you piling on, and you having to stay more witty and caring and assertive than all of the others, while being cute enough for her to consider you, and then being avalaible when she is (if you're not, she can always settle for the guy that was 99,99% as fun and hot and nice as you, so it doesn't really matter to you.)

Shit's fucked yo.

I don't believe this. Maybe the average man but the average women NOPE.

Chad here, sex is the most overrated thing on earth. An orgasm is a fucking orgasm. The only fun part of sex is the sport of it. The feeling of wondering if you're going to get to fuck the new girl you're talking too. The thrill of the chase.

that's fine, I'll just try to enjoy my prolonged adolescence.

I would imagine most women have a couple hundred matches a week

Are you retarded?

Unless there are more lesbians than there are gays, the average sex men have will always be the same that women have.

Do you not know how averages work?

>i don't like sports

based chad poster

>second time I've seen this type of confusion
this is so sad.

yep. i don't even enjoy sex

They could, but what women is going to swipe to a hundred guys? Remember, every swipe right to them is a match, so they can afford to be a lot more picky. Ergo a hundred matches is not plausible since what ego-inflated women thinks a hundred men in that app each week are "worth" her?

Is this pasta? I swear I’ve seen this retarded arguement with these exact words before.

Thailand

Good point. Tinder is a lot of work for very little results.

They didn’t have tinder or anything back then either. 6 months the old fashioned way was considered a long time.

Exactly how is it wrong though?

>le pussy-footing around même-reply because I don't know how to prove you wrong
Ah sad...

if you're in manhattan sex comes fast
poor nig

What a time to be alive and dating

He's right though. Why would you ever fuck someone you don't even find attractive?

Honestly, I don't understand how all the uggos that date can stand each other.

i havnt had sex in 2 1/2 years. i still think about her some times and i just get pissed.

Honor killing when?

in basic stat courses they will teach you to drop outliers.

But then wouldn't it be the men that have more sexual partners in average then, since you'd have weeded out all the incels and autists? Either way that first post was trite.

How do I have sex if I'm a neet and have no friends and no good photos for some stupid app

Those men are called "married."

Maybe she has big tits.

Maybe she gives good head.

Maybe she says exactly the right thing to turn you on.

There are many reasons to find someone attractive or unattractive, and not a single one of them is totally universal. There are people who considered Megan Fox, one of the most widely lusted after actresses of the 2000s, ugly because she had weird thumbs. And that was valid. The problem isn't that you have standards because everyone has them. The problem is that the standards you have disqualify 99% of the living female population and then you complain that finding a mate is hard and you blame/shame other men for having more positive qualifiers than you do.

You don't.

What do you expect? You never put yourself in a position to meet new people. Do you really think photos are the reason women don't want to fuck you?

>tfw gf too tight

what do i do lads

4 months abstinence after 2 years of almost daily sex and I m getting kind of crazy.

i don't have any care for which one is higher, I just thought it's silly to think that if you went and sampled 2 different populations you could possibly end up with the same result.

ill take her off ur hands m8 hehehehehe nah im just kidding sorry that was rude of me

I think that was the joke

last time I had sex was in may it was a one night stand

But women need men for sex, and vice-versa. Like I said, if you compound all males and then all females, it just becomes a study to see which gender will understate or blow their sexual prowess out of proportion. Men will probably inflate their count, and women understate theirs to not feel like sluts. But it'll still around up to the same thing if the two whole genders are included and they don't lie too much.

Tips and tricks please for this to happen?

The fuck are you on about? I'm not the user you responded to before, which should've been made evident by me mentioning him as "he" rather than "I".

put a lot of alcohol in her mouth and rape the bitch