Guy falls off screen

>guy falls off screen
>vase breaks
>cat meows

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>dog covers its eyes with paws

>Taps starts to play as we get an overhead view of his funeral

>who let the dogs out starts playing

>Guy falls off fire escape into dumpster
>Van Halen scream

>girl kicks guy in the groin
>laugh track

>character arrives in bad neighborhood
>a dog starts barking

i hope the kitty was okay

>vietnam scene
>it ain't me starts playing

>dad character is cooking dinner
>smoke coming from oven

>gkid climbs over a fence
>trashcans fall over
>dogs start barking
>italian guy leans out of window and shouts "hey keep the noise down i'm trying to sleep over here"

OH NO I'M FALLING AHHH!!
*smash*

HISSSSS!

>the question isn't where we are it's when we are

>characters head gets covered with a bucket
>"hey who turned out the lights"

>who are you
>no... what are you

>fat character appears
>awkward trumbone music

>doom is certain
>"the age of men is over"
>"we aren't men"
>YAAASSSSS LAAAYYY

>Spaghetti western
>5 minute close ups of just eyes

>light turns off in the room
>"AAAAAAAAHHH I'M BLIND!"

>character says something weird
>........seriously?

>his tall skelly friend shows up
>bassoon joins the trombone

>villain and minion doing something
>but Boss! Remind me why are we here??
>you IDIOT! I already told you that we have to ... (explains the plan)

>character left hanging somewhere
>"Uhh... little help"

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. The silver legion is engaged in an intergalactic war with the aldmeri dominion. The aldmeri poses critical technology capable of inseminating the human mind for the sole purpous of harvesting their dreams. 2. I'm kyle. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not the stereotypical guy. I am a commander of a battalion of light warriors. My mixed species team of intergalactic specialist are trapped in an alternate dimension suspended in a war against the snek king and his time snakes. 4. There are no genitals in 4D.

>character tells somebody some bad news over the phone
>person on other side starts talking incredibly fast and sounds like a chipmunk to us

>enter the matrix
>rage against the machine starts playing
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buncha fucking retards in this thread

>dad having sex with son
>uhh i told you to wash your ass!

>"it's impossible to hack it, I've tried for over 10 years"
>"Let me give it a shot"
>*Click click click tap tap*
>"I'm in"

>character arrives in bad neighborhood
>dog barks
>the street is wet
>there are hobos near a metal barrel fire.
>police car/ambulance can be heard/seen in the distance

>man falls over
>Howie scream at full blast

>you don't know what pain is!

>character says hi to a girl at a bar
>cut to them having sex

>movie is about to climax
>WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AT TNT

>enhance

>dramatic tension
>quip

>character doesn't say hello/goodbye when using phone

>man falls over
>minute long scene of him rolling down a steep decline while going "oof ow! yeowch!"

>Every male character visibly cringes
>Guy who was kicked makes exhaling sounds as his eyes roll up into his head

>character gains 10lbs over the holidays from comfort eating

the worst part about GoG2

>This engine is totaled. I'll need at least ten hours to fix it.
>You have two!

>did you try bypassing the compressor

>villain does a monologue

>Okay, I'll do it in one!

>Good guy shoots the villain at the start of his monologue
>Looks at the camera
>"You NEVER let the bad guy monologue! Right people??"

Villain and protagonist do a duologue

>villain drinks red wine, classical music plays on the background and he moves one chess piece on the table
>"nietzsche once said...."

>movie has 4th wall break(s)

>frogposter thinks up a good one while away from computer
>forgets it once he finds the thread

>violent scene is happening with lots of blood and explosions
>It's in slow motion
>Classical music starts playing

>detective drinks during work hours

>frogposter thinks up a good one while starting to read the thread
>someone else posts it right before he does.

>"We can't stop this counter hack! They're about to breach our firewall!"
>Protagonist pulls the computer's power cable out of the wall

this is why I stopped going to the movies

>violent scene is happening with lots of blood and explosions
>It's in slow motion
>theres a hot girl
>romantic music starts playing

>"You and what army?"
>aluminum shutter doors rattle open to reveal band of tough chicks in grease paint and revealing combat gear
>"This one."

...

>advertiser does nothing but drinking during work hours
>goes to dinner after work and drinks
>finally goes home and drinks more

>man stands on x
>bomb falling sound
>shadow grows bigger
>looks up
>BONG!

>pan up camera from girl's legs to a sideways glance
>jazz notes

>frogposter thinks up a good one
>english isn't his first language so he sounds retarded

>"We're safe, they won't be able to reach us now"
>They do

>answer phone
>"yeah, its me."

>character is an alcoholic
>toned body, visible abs, low bodyfat, thin face

>camera pans up sexy lady body from behind to long blonde hair
>turns around
>it's a big bearded dude
>record scratch

Unironically me.

>it's behind me, isn't it...
>AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

>character is told that someone is behind him but he doesn't believe it and continues even though there actually is someone behind him

>guy and girl fighting
>they say the same thing
>have sex

>Lonely protagonist, widower or with a tough break off goes to bar/cafe
>Woman walks in
>0:53 youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU

>man dealing with serious stressful problem
>gets chewed out on phone
>"D-don't worry, I'll get it done"
>hangs up
>looks over to one side
>slow camera pan over to bottle of booze
>sinister music starts playing

redditfroge Jr is cute with camo and helmet

>"Have you seen this man?"
>guy they're asking is the guy, but with an English accent and without glasses

>apu
>redditfrog

>character is paranoid, feels chased.
>lonely station or in a street near a train station, a gust of wind from the train makes an old newspaper fly up and spin around a bit.

>character walks into a bar
>orders a drink
>leaves without drinking it.

>I've got the DA crawling up my back on this!

>character asks for a glass of water
>the glass of water helps them solve the case/diagnosis

>character is revealed something huge for the plot
>loud BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs starts playing

kino thread guys

cool it sunshine, or I'll have you're gun AND badge.

>Hmm, I imagined he'd be taller

>character walks up to the bar
>half nod to the bar tender
>taps the counter
>looks away

>and your OTHER gun and badge

>stupid character says some stupid phrase
>smart character feels annoyed at first but then asks the stupid character to repeat what he just said
>stupid character repeats the wrong part of the phrase

>80s flick
>woman doing lines of cocaine in front of mirror
>tehe just powdering my nose

...

Who the fuck says hello ?

>90's
>man goes to strip club
>hotstepper playing in background muffled as he orders $1USD rum & coke
>pays with $100 bill
>keep the change
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>character arrives in bad neighborhood
>gets robbed by dog

>who's in charge here
>I am
>not anymore we're talking over the case
>and just who are you
>I'm FBI
>good luck they're still trying to find all the pieces from the last guys

>character on phone
>ends call without saying bye bye I love you see you soon

>Movie has America level
>*cling-cling-cling-cling-cling**CLACK*
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>scene in big city
>character bumps into someone else
>"hey watch it im walkin' here!"

...

ah-bloo-bloo

>harmonica plot devise incorporated into soundtrack

>man is saying bad things about his boss while his friend looks increasing scared and desperate to get him to stop
>"She's right behind me isn't she?"
>"I'm in front of you"

>character calls other character a big guy
>he's not even that big