OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO..
AHH HAHAHAHAHA!

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>New years day
>not at work so have to look after kids all day
>watches jumanji as a family

Sticky pls

Can he be stopped

>Star Wars are not family movies

>Soy Wars utterly BTFO by Jumanji

What a time to be /litty/

THE MOUSE IS DEAD
BURY IT IN PISS

The Rock just layed the smackdown on Disney's candy ass

Disney got BOULDERED

The hero we needed but not the one we deserved.
Based chad The Fucking Rock will save us from the feminist wave.

WHO WOULD WIN:
>Literally the biggest film company on the planet, making the sequel to the biggest franchise in modern culture
>The worst film company today, along with an aging has-been, a hot scottish chick, a fat dude and a short black dude

This.

Fuck the (((rock)))

...

Did you just make this yourself?

>People don't like The Last Jedi because they hate diversity in movies
>Meanwhile, the movie staring a mixed-race actor...

>The Rock is announced to play a starring role in Ep 9

>americans are too dumb to interpret sentences and understand Jumanji sold more tickets during one day and not that it passed Star Wars

Poor comparison

That's what happens when you're /litty/. Nothing else matters.

The Rock's made like a million movies though, he's literally the opposite of forced diversity. Movies cast him because he's recognizable and well-liked.

BUT WILL IT MAKE A BILLION NO IT WONT STAH WAHRS WINS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS STAH WAHR IS DA BEST NO BILLION FER ROCK HEHEHEHHEHEHOHOHOOOO

>We need Dave Bautista but with terrible acting skills
>I got just the guy

>tripfag
>muh muricans
>not understanding memes
And onto the filter list it goes

>aging hasbeen
>pulls in 100s of millions without fail

Obi-Wan Jabroni

dumb phoneposter

This, I'm surprised that fucking Sony managed to pull a hit these days. Get ready for the Jumanji Cinematic Universe starting next year

>Star Wars isn't a family movie

the state of shills lmao

What a lost! The littyfag won't see my posts!

The Rock is handsome, jacked and charismatic so it doesn't matter. Not a single one of the TLJ main characters has even 1/10 of the Great One's presence.

he can't see this anymore, so there was no point in responding

???

Most people that feel the need to vocal his filtering won't even filter, because much like tripfags they are attention whores and want to be noted and replied to.
Could even be you.

CANT STOP THE ROCK GET LITTY SWTLJSHILLS

>implying Adam "Chad" Driver doesn't shit all over The Cuck
LMAO

wasn't me, but I'm going to filter you now too

How did Sup Forums like this movie?

I enjoyed it. It had some funny parts, and even though it has the Jumanji name, it felt kind new and reminiscent of fun adventure 80s films.

>People watch the last jedi once and never watch it again
>People watch Jumanji multiple times

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Sticky pls

What race does the rock belong too?

>those pupils

>Rey gets killed in episode 9
>gets replaced by The Rock
>The rock vs Kylo Ren
>Skinney chad vs wide chad

That was exactly my point.
If they force diversity and the movie becomes a mess because of it, of course people will be pissed.
But if you make a decent movie, no one is going to care if the main character is a white male or not.

>the chad litty kino vs. the virgin soyflick

Good. It's a legitimately better movie.

best timeline

>mfw pissing in my seat right now

To be fair, people complain about "forced" diversity any time a black person is cast. People lost their shit at a black stormtrooper even though there's never been a canonical hint that stormtroopers are either clones or white.

samoan/African American

They lost their shit because that trailer suggested that Finn was going to be the principal protagonist of TFA. No one cares any more now that he's just a comedy sidekick

SAY IT WITH ME

JUMANJI

CINEMATIC

UNIVERSE

LITTY NO!!!

Why would it matter if he was the principle protagonist?

>dat soy smile

Because he's a literal ape?

...

Where did you find this picture of me!?

>People don't like The Last Jedi because they hate diversity in movies
some mental gymnastics you got there, maybe they dont like the movie because of the badly written plot, the badly written characters, the horrible acting and characters?

This. Who wants to watch Rian Johnson's boring fanfic more than once? But Jumanji Rock edition is a decent Saturday afternoon time waster.

>has been
>literally the top paid "actor" in hollywood right now

Wew

Yeah those are all problems, but have you read posts from people here? Like, is this your first day on Sup Forums? People haven't stop crying about the "diversity quota" in the last 3 weeks.

I did my part by convincing my gf to see this with me instead of Star Wars.

That meme is old as fuck. Why are you fuckheads starting every thread with it now?

Kek

OHHHHHHH NO NO NO
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

Me and my sister, and mom, and uncle went to see it. We all agreed it made the original look like the boring, simplistic shit it was and all of us agreed it was better than TLJ. Who the hell even directed this?

Holy shit, I just looked it up, Lawrence Kasdan's son Jake directed it. That's funny.

Bruh, look at this post

CHADMUNJI BLOWING PISSY PUSSYS THE FUCK OUT

Littyan

wait till you see
wuhuhu
NONONONONONONO
OHOHOH OOOOH OOOOOH
BAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE TOP HIS POST

soywars BTFO
we /L I T T Y/ now

>starwarsfags on suicide watch

Sup Forums on LITTY watch

>highest grossing film of 2017
>running for almost a month in one of the worst decades of blockbuster films
>almost a month after release is topped
WE DID IT REDDIT

im literally pissing myself right now

y-you tell them fellow M-Mickey

>Both sides are retarded lol

37823546 IQ poster here.

>get BTFO by the facts
You can't stop Disney, user. Accept it.

>Jumanji will pass Justice League domestic by the end of the week

LITTY AF

>sony were the good guys after all

RIP Robin Williams

I liked the film but yes... It was LITERALLY Diversity Quota: The movie.

So The Cuck gets a pass because he's only half nignog?

Critic detected.

life just isn't the same without his coke induced mania.

Could this guy loose weight for a part? I bet he can't the lil bitch

>Lawrence Kasdan's son Jake directed it
For those who don't get it, JJ Abrams brought Lawrence Kasdan as a co-writer when he directed TFA, and he's the only reason why the Han Solo movie is made. TLJ, the sequel to TFA, is getting beaten by Jumanji, directed by the son of one of the TFA writers.

>replying to a namefag
now I'm filtering you too nigger

>Wolcome to the Kino passing Soy Wars