Literally who asked for this?

Literally who asked for this?

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The Elfish man's name? Dobby T. Houself

A year after it's release, Rowling will tweet how she was gay all along.

Where are the Muslims? This is highly problematic

People who know her backstory and how it's inspirational for poorfags who want to succeed?

Rowling's turbofans, apparently.

Will she be played by a PoC?

>that prose

The fucking BBC did one years ago

She a "homeless" for a tiny bit and than wrote the smash success Harry Potter series. An overrated, cliched, derivative Children's book that is Okay for its target audience but found popularity with adult women for some reason ( they're dumb?). The popular series was spun into a very successful, and mostly terrible, movie franchise. The author than became a SJW after her success, to giver herself some attention and relevance once her star had faded.

Most millennial manchildren and tumblrettes LOVE Harry Potter, and by extension Rowling, and treat the franchise like the second coming of Christ. Instead of treating the books like the entry level children's fantasy novels that they were and moving on to bigger and better things, they never moved on and their tastes remain stunted.

In that regard, I agree with the retarded statement that "It's OUR GENERATION'S Star Wars." You know, as in it's worshiped by immature brainlets that refuse to let go.

Factor in the big normalfag following it also has because of the Hollywood Blockbuster film and the general age of 90's nostalgia that quickly taking over pop culture, and there's a big market for it. People probably were asking for this.

You're getting too obsessed with mudslimes m8

BLACKED parody when?

Woah... Single moms really are powerful....

it's a children's book wtf
a bunch kids liked it too much and then grew up and still liked it and yeah
but wtf, it's honestly so shit as serious literature

there already is a JK Rowling biopic...

Back before Cracked became a total dumpster fire.

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You mean (((who)))?

She better write herself as a black muslim for diversity's sake.

Suprising, since she's the writer of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Wasn't there one already? I remember seeing some tv-movie about her

>her backstory and how it's inspirational
>be teacher
>get sacked
>use savings and dole money to write a novel
>some publisher has the foresight to ask their kid if a story about a boy wizard would be interesting to them
There is nothing inspiring about that. She got lucky in that it grabbed people's attention; even her publisher told her to find a real job because they doubted the book would be a success.

yes. Idris Elba will be playing her

are all movie scripts just terrible purple prose written by people who couldn't write real books?

kek

SJW hate her now because she implied Johnny Depp isn't Satan/Hitler. So nobody will watch this trash

Aren't you too old to visit Sup Forums, Harold?

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

But he's literally neither Satan or Hitler?

What the fuck

Where are the muslims

Where are the BAME?

Rowling is a massive racist

I'd rather watch a movie about somebody winning the lottery because that's what she did

No, this is just a terrible script.

We need to push this as hard as possible.

Shouldn't they wait until she's dead first?

Gotcha famalam

I've always been curious about copypastas. Do you goons have them saved on the computer, is do you look them up really quickly when you see a good opportunity?

>m8

I'd reply but you've likely already been raped to death by Pakis.

This reinforces my growing suspicion that everything about her is fabricated.

>OBSESSED
Probably won't be long before you unironically say the shahada, kek

>Mother:
>"No!"
What did they mean by this

Spineless hack

Thanks for posting it

se lucked out 20 years ago and has been riding that ever since. people allow her to do this and a small subset of her rabid fans actively encourage it

>Finally, I have become the JK Rowling!

>He doesn't have a 46gb meme folder on his computer that's annotated and catalogued
Pleb

People are strangely fascinated with her rags-to-riches story. I'm not surprised at all that a biopic about her life would be in the works, especially in this biopic environment that Saving Mr. Banks helped start.

>w-whiter than y-you mohammed

It was never specified that Rowling wasn't a 40 year old Black female built like a linebacker.

It was so satisfying watching her all her fans turn on her for casting Johnny Depp.

how are the two any different in practice?

I surf 4chins on my iphone
XD

>Film script
>Prose
Uh....

Yeah, what was with that? I mean, I don't mind Johnny Depp as much as some people do, but casting him as Grindelwald and then making the reveal the stupidest one in the history of cinema was bad, and J.K. Rowling should answer for that shitty writing.

Yes. Just Luck. That's All, Kiddo.

What might actually work is lobbying to get her played by a tranny.

Obviously you can't get a black woman but a tranny, now that's hard to argue. Trannies are bone fide biological women to the left and darlings of media. It needs to be pushed on Twitter.

Pretty much. No matter what you like you or what you are good at you are competing with a million other people just like you.

>halfway through the movie jk gets BLACKED

I think this movie needs to reflect the modern world and as such I suggest JK Rowling's character is changed to a black transperson.

You are just unlucky, not a lazy failure.

coalburner self-insert

>Mother
>"No!"
They're onto us, Sup Forums.

>prose
>I've never read a screenplay

Uhhh...

fook me
JK looked like THAT?!?

both

What's bad about the script, objectively?

it was a different time

Nowhere in her biography does it say she's white

>they've fired all the writers that were keeping them semi relevant
>they did it just before Christmas, leading to a PR hit too

Considering she's not even the real author of the series this is the dumbest thing ever

Who is that swarthy man?

Yes.

>Children's book that is Okay for its target audience but found popularity with adult women for some reason
When you realise that most adult women basically do have the minds of children lots of things start to make sense user.