TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DEXTER'S NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DEXTER'S NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

A daring synthesis...

only thing missing are these little babies

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>I live in the shack on a mountain top on the planet of Ahch-To. My name is Luke Skywalker. I'm 64 years old. I don't believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my lips are a bit dehydrated, I'll walk down to the cliffs of my sacred temple island and milk the breasts of my Thala-Siren. I drink the breast milk while doing Force Projecting, I can do a thousand now. After I drink the breast milk, I use a log to jump across the cliffs to get away from a Mary Sue named Rey and mope around that I failed my nephew by trying to literally murder him in the dark, (it runs in the family). Then, suddenly change my mind, and actually train her. Then walk into her trying to have hand sex with my evil nephew. Then tell her we're done training. There is an idea of a Luke Skywalker, some kind of abstraction that existed in the Original Trilogy, but there is no real me in Rian Johnson's Star Wars. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my outraged gaze, and you can shake my robotic hand that I didn't even have in the previous movies, and feel what Rian Johnson considers flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our one dimensional characters are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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By babies do you mean Paul Allen's digits?

Would Dexter even be alive at this point in time? I’m sure someone else took over the place assuming he died of old age. How long does his race live for?

I laughed

Anakin murdered Dexter on the steps of the Jedi temple. Dexter would routinely make trips there to deliver free food to the Jedi

No, you are like a little baby. These.

Checked, you son of a bitch.

>Do you like Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes? Their early work was a little too instrumental for my tastes, but when Mad About Me came out in 0 BBY, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp consummate sound, and a new sheen of cantina professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Max Rebo Band, but I think Figrin D'an has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Does Jared Leto even age?

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A classic album

not bad

>The Jedi
>Ordering take out from a restaurant locked in the lower city.
>Run by an X-Bounty Hunter
>Who apparently delivers food himself despite being the owner.
>Not having one of the American Graphite droids due it.

deathsticks?

>Do you got a Porg? A little chick or something?
>No Ben.
>Is that a Jedi robe?
>Yes it is!

FEED ME A STRAY PORG

Very nice.

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Fried sweet and sour Porg.
hmmmmmmm... Porg.

nice

execute dubs 66

Welp, this movie is officially meme tier.

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Do you like the Max Rebo Band?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when they performed at Jabba's in 3281, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Rappertunie, but I think Rebo has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

>Why are there copies of the ancient jedi texts all over the place, d-do you have a porg? A little chick or something?
>No Ben.
>Is that a Jedi robe?
>Yes it is!

> I have to return these droids to their former master

Yeah this is a shit meme.

is Bryce the Master Codebreaker?

>I like to drink milkies. Did you know I'm udderly insane?

No. He killed Dexter in his Laboratory.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Holy shit I just realized he was in this movie. The memes are strong with this one.

Did you know, they are called Jizz Wailers.

No , I'm dead fucking serious. Wookipedia that shit. JIZZ WAILERS.

was Justin ever in a leading role before leftovers? not counting mulholland

Zozzle

I’m into well, uh, murders and executions, mostly.

Tonight I just uh... I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PADAWANS!

I just want you guys to be aware that a lot of effort went into making this movie and for you to cheapen it and try to turn it into a joke is pretty much like coming across a dead body in the woods and laughing about it on video that you then proceed to post on YouTube.

LUKE(V.O)
I'm trying to listen to the new Jedi Rocks tape but Rae-my supposed padawan-keeps buzzing
in my ear.

RAE
Light sabers. Blasters. Hundreds, thousands of CG extras.
Post-death cameos. Carrie Fisher. We'll get Carrie Fisher.
And we'll hire someone to videotape. Luke, we should do it.

LUKE
(Removing his Walkman)
Do...what.

RAE
Train me. Have a training session.

LUKE
Rae?

RAE
Yes, master?

LUKE
Is your landwhale milk spiked?

RAE
We should do it.

LUKE
No-I can't take the time off moping.

RAE
Your father is a force ghost. You can do anything you like, silly.

LUKE
I don't want to talk about it.

RAE
Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.

LUKE
Because I...want...to...fit...in.

kek

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I refuse to let this meem die

>I flew up the death star trench, and then down again, my astromech beeping like a banshee, my lasers flying in the trench.

Everyone knows that

Fantastic.

TELL YOUR GRANDPA JAKE SENDS HIS REGARDS

Has anyone shopped Luke onto Cat in the Hat when he's about to kill that kid with a bat?

If not...there's an idea.

every star wars movie since episode 1 has been meme tier.

The youngling spots me and just stands there, away from the crowd, slightly scared but also dumbly fascinated. I stare back.

“Would you like… a midi-chlorian?” I ask, reaching into my jedi robes.

He nods his small head, up, then down, slowly, but before he can answer, my sudden lack of care crests in a massive wave of fury and I pull the light saber out of my pocket and I stab him, quickly, in the neck.

I was just thinking that. I'm at work or I'd do it myself

Bunping excellent sourdough bread

I forgot how brutal the book was at times

the chapter of the book where he puts a rat into a woman's vagina and then gets it out with a chainsaw has never left my memory banks. How fucking twisted do you have to be to even think that up?

Kino city

Please have these dubs as a token of my appreciation