The Big Guy himself is coming to kill you RIGHT NOW and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is the one to...

The Big Guy himself is coming to kill you RIGHT NOW and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is the one to defend you. How fucked are you, Sup Forums?

Wanna fight?

Get him K

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pic related defends me
you tell me how fucked i am

Well thank god I watched Me, Myself, and Irene on tv last night. Charlie/Hank has my back.

I watched Videodrome. I think that guy is too busy watching murder porn to give a shit.

The baron has never lost a fight

Bane?

I-is user o-okay
No. No he's not!

>old drunk man with a limp vs Big Guy

I think it’s clear you’re fucked.

It's Rey so I'm fine.

>Ian Malcolm

Fuck

>that bulge
je m'évanouis

is it true that he has a small dick?

>not wanting to get beat up by him

You've never seen Bronson?

AH, GAYYYYY

I can beat the shit out of him myself

About average for a white man

He gets naked on screen in Bronson. It looks normal to me, but I think I’ve got a small dick so just look the scene up and judge for yourself. It’s very definitely him, he shows his face and it’s a full body scene, he wasn’t using a double.

>Invicible mary sue xenomorph

Big Guy btfo

Lenny Nero from Strange Days (1995). I'm sure I'll be fine. Lenny will just hustle our way out of it.

James Bond, good luck big guy.

>Ash Williams
I'm probably fine

Huge Jacked Man will defend me. Greatest Showman was nice

That netflix samurai movie. Immortal Blade or something. It has a immortal regenerating samurai protecting me so maybe I'll make it.

he will watch you die and not give a shit

Joe from Nymphomaniac

um i guess ill be alright...

These guys are doomed

My back hurts just looking at that soyboy posture. Jesus

>retreats
>gets free beers

suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood

I'm saved, niggers. See you on the safe side.

>saves 330,000 of his countrymen

This movie was an overrated, pretentious piece of shit.

that poser's dead within seconds

it was kino and you're a brainlet lmao

It's about to get LITTY

mine

It was kino and a true story of patriotism, with zero mustache-twirling germans depicated

I'll be fine.

that bearded manlet's gonna get fucked hard by an autist with a hammer

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John Wick, big guy's going to get fucked.

piece of cake

The Hardy dojo doesn't stand a chance

She won't save me, but she'll be real nice to my parents after I die

Yeah seems right. I look like that when I'm flaccid but erect I get to like 6-7". Slightly above average feelsgoodman.

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I never thought I'd see his dick. Huh.

Not a movie but spent almost finished season 2 last night. I think I'd be alright.

where is this pic from?

ok

Based Sheev gonna curbstomp that manlet

The Great Silence would protect me.

Dude fucked up, this was on TV last night

> Jackie Chan from the foreigner

Not fucked at all

>BUSWANKER
I can only hope that brutally murdering the lads will satiate his bloodlust and he'll have no interest in harming me

That looks like Toby Maguire.

Watched Dunkirk so they will just run away.

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chris from get out.

>killed an entire famiy after intelligently escaping from certain death; this includes outfighting and outthinking a BJJ expert

i think i'm good

RIP hard-on

Measure from the top not the side.

I just watched life, so could jake gyllenhaal take on the masketta man?

but I do user

>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I'll be fine

feeling safe. Last film I watched was The Foreigner w Jackie Chan.

No joke the last movie I watch was Fury Road.

Pretty good film, but for some reason it just didn't feel like Mad Max to me.

>YOU HAVE TO BUY A TICKET
no doubt

Am I safe?

I’ll be fine

Well Jack Sparrow is unkillable so

Bane?

ITT:pleb
I think mine wins

>Terror Train
Well, I'm fucked. The big guy will bash Jamie Lee Curtis's head in.

Depends. Is it the Howard Bros. or Ranger Hamilton?

Either way, could be kino.

oh man I just cant with this image Im fucking dying

Lotr 3. Aragorn fucks him up BIG time.

Big Guy doesn't stand a chance.

I'm good bru

What's going on in here?

I swear to god If I were this guy I'd do the scene every time I traveled by plane.

Buddy from Elf. Could go either way really.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Great film

I think it'd be about even

could the big guy beat the loose goose?

I am so fucking dead.
He will tell me that he has to go to run some chores in such a sad way that I feel bad for him even though I'm the one that's about to die.

>history is pretentious
???

it's a tossup i guess

Oh no...

it is insists upon itself

At least he has nice hands...

CRASHING THIS DRAGON! WITH NO SURVIVORS!

Dwayne will fold Hardy like a lawn chair.

oh wait, you said protagonist. i guess it's this guy. i'll be okay as long as he's still got that giant harpoon gun thing

I might have a chance?