The Big Guy himself is coming to kill you RIGHT NOW and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is the one to defend you. How fucked are you, Sup Forums?
The Big Guy himself is coming to kill you RIGHT NOW and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is the one to...
Wanna fight?
Get him K
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pic related defends me
you tell me how fucked i am
Well thank god I watched Me, Myself, and Irene on tv last night. Charlie/Hank has my back.
I watched Videodrome. I think that guy is too busy watching murder porn to give a shit.
The baron has never lost a fight
Bane?
I-is user o-okay
No. No he's not!
>old drunk man with a limp vs Big Guy
I think it’s clear you’re fucked.
It's Rey so I'm fine.
>Ian Malcolm
Fuck
>that bulge
je m'évanouis
is it true that he has a small dick?
>not wanting to get beat up by him
You've never seen Bronson?
AH, GAYYYYY
I can beat the shit out of him myself
About average for a white man
He gets naked on screen in Bronson. It looks normal to me, but I think I’ve got a small dick so just look the scene up and judge for yourself. It’s very definitely him, he shows his face and it’s a full body scene, he wasn’t using a double.
>Invicible mary sue xenomorph
Big Guy btfo
Lenny Nero from Strange Days (1995). I'm sure I'll be fine. Lenny will just hustle our way out of it.
James Bond, good luck big guy.
>Ash Williams
I'm probably fine
Huge Jacked Man will defend me. Greatest Showman was nice
That netflix samurai movie. Immortal Blade or something. It has a immortal regenerating samurai protecting me so maybe I'll make it.
he will watch you die and not give a shit
Joe from Nymphomaniac
um i guess ill be alright...
These guys are doomed
My back hurts just looking at that soyboy posture. Jesus
>retreats
>gets free beers
suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood
I'm saved, niggers. See you on the safe side.
>saves 330,000 of his countrymen
This movie was an overrated, pretentious piece of shit.
that poser's dead within seconds
it was kino and you're a brainlet lmao
It's about to get LITTY
mine
It was kino and a true story of patriotism, with zero mustache-twirling germans depicated
I'll be fine.
that bearded manlet's gonna get fucked hard by an autist with a hammer
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John Wick, big guy's going to get fucked.
piece of cake
The Hardy dojo doesn't stand a chance
She won't save me, but she'll be real nice to my parents after I die
Yeah seems right. I look like that when I'm flaccid but erect I get to like 6-7". Slightly above average feelsgoodman.
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I never thought I'd see his dick. Huh.
Not a movie but spent almost finished season 2 last night. I think I'd be alright.
where is this pic from?
ok
Based Sheev gonna curbstomp that manlet
The Great Silence would protect me.
Dude fucked up, this was on TV last night
> Jackie Chan from the foreigner
Not fucked at all
>BUSWANKER
I can only hope that brutally murdering the lads will satiate his bloodlust and he'll have no interest in harming me
That looks like Toby Maguire.
Watched Dunkirk so they will just run away.
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chris from get out.
>killed an entire famiy after intelligently escaping from certain death; this includes outfighting and outthinking a BJJ expert
i think i'm good
RIP hard-on
Measure from the top not the side.
I just watched life, so could jake gyllenhaal take on the masketta man?
but I do user
>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I'll be fine
feeling safe. Last film I watched was The Foreigner w Jackie Chan.
No joke the last movie I watch was Fury Road.
Pretty good film, but for some reason it just didn't feel like Mad Max to me.
>YOU HAVE TO BUY A TICKET
no doubt
Am I safe?
I’ll be fine
Well Jack Sparrow is unkillable so
Bane?
ITT:pleb
I think mine wins
>Terror Train
Well, I'm fucked. The big guy will bash Jamie Lee Curtis's head in.
Depends. Is it the Howard Bros. or Ranger Hamilton?
Either way, could be kino.
oh man I just cant with this image Im fucking dying
Lotr 3. Aragorn fucks him up BIG time.
Big Guy doesn't stand a chance.
I'm good bru
What's going on in here?
I swear to god If I were this guy I'd do the scene every time I traveled by plane.
Buddy from Elf. Could go either way really.
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
Great film
I think it'd be about even
could the big guy beat the loose goose?
I am so fucking dead.
He will tell me that he has to go to run some chores in such a sad way that I feel bad for him even though I'm the one that's about to die.
>history is pretentious
???
it's a tossup i guess
Oh no...
it is insists upon itself
At least he has nice hands...
CRASHING THIS DRAGON! WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Dwayne will fold Hardy like a lawn chair.
oh wait, you said protagonist. i guess it's this guy. i'll be okay as long as he's still got that giant harpoon gun thing
I might have a chance?