We need Dwayne Johnson, but we're out of budget

>we need Dwayne Johnson, but we're out of budget
>I know just the guy

>Damn I'm glad we didn't spend all that money on Dwayne

>we need Dwayne Johnson, but without the box office poison

>We need a Dwayne Johnson that can act in a kino
>Say no more senpai

the rock would've never agreed to be in a movie that doesn't revolve around him and his stupid-ass smile and pecs.

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Did this child just say guardians was ""kino'""??

>implying it isn't

stop making these threads

Nobody needs Dwayne Johnson. What a fucking fag.

more like
>we need Dwayne Johnson, but instead of being a virile action star what we actually need is an old man on his last legs living alone

I thought he did a pretty stellar job
Conveyed the gentle giant archetype well, especially the physicality of Replicants contrasting with his sense of independence.

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yikes

>we need a big guy but we're all out of shekels
>I know just the goy

Why don't you shut the fuck up you out of touch CRITIC. The films I've been in are all LITTY and everyone pisses their pants watching them having a RAUNCHY and FUN time.

It's insane that Batista turned out to be a better actor than The Rock.

I'm glad the guy posting this exact thread every weekday at 1:58 PM PST is back.

Dwanetty never drew a dime

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>my perspective is one dimensional

Viktor > Johnsonetty

The irony is Dave is the better actor kek.

>we need Bruce Willis but cannot afford Bruce Willis
>say no more senpai