Thirty-year-old actor Ellen Page announced her marriage to 22-year-old Emma Portner on Wednesday

What will this do for her career

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why is there always a "man" and a "woman" in every gay relationship?

serious question..... seems to invalidate the whole concept of being gay

That bull dyke is 22? She's had a hard life then cause she looks older than Ellen.

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>It's a hard luck dyke for us

>22

no way

Her?

kek

>What will this do for her career
Who cares?

Looks like a dyke ugly version of Dodger Leigh

How the fuck is that thing 22? I think on a good day Ellen can still pass for early 20s but that slag looks at least 35

No?

>be lesbian
>marry someone who looks like a man
Well what's the point then

Holy fuck that is an ugly chick

>Ellen Page & lesbian Dodger.

That should get me hard but that dyke is so ugly I can't even manage that.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

what career?

also, act

Her future wife looks older than her.

wow ellen looks like shit, cute but not beautiful women age like shit

>getting so BTFO by this line that you spam it everywhere
Also not an argument. You have not made a single argument thus far.

no what?

Most people have a harder life than people who become wealthy and famous in their early 20s like Ellen did.

There is not always a "man" and a "woman" in every gay relationship
And when there is that aspect to a gay relationship, it still does not change the fact that both partners are the same gender
not that user btw

>that
>22

nani

bring her out of the depression that was flatliner's box office performance

>dem 5-heads
gross

>22 year old
>looks 40

>real lesbians
yuck

NO ANAL

No argument?

No penis?

Looks like actor Richard Harmon.

no one knows

she's a big girl

google lesbian couple and one is always masculine/short haired, interesting

Why do these gay and lesbian want to get married as if they were a real family?? This is completely retarded.

How the fuck do Lesbians do it? How can they get by without anal?

Mental illness

lookit those FOREHEADS

legal stuff and shit. They can adopt or hire a woman and give her their eggs or something to get legal heir.

>Thirty-year-old actor Ellen Page announced her marriage to Herman Munster

I...I have been to courses and seminars of gender studies in college...please don't bully me I have already suffered the consequence of unemployment...

Who's the man in Ellen's relationship? They both look mannish

taxes & fiscal status

They're balding, too much testosterone

Hard life or no hard life that bitch looks 10 years older than Page not younger

she's cute tbqh.

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>get abused as a child
>FUCK MEN REEEE
>still get horny
>I know I'll fuck something I'm attracted to but doesnt have a penis!

>ITS NOT ALWAYS TRUE REEEEEEEEEE

so fucking what the vast majority of cases are like this

ellen is another fake lesbian that has had plenty of cock.

whoa. might be on to something

that's the right fantasy to keep you going in life

I feel bad for them. They both showed up to the costume party dressed as Wednesday Adams.

ew, flies

>It's a "dykes move in together after a couple weeks of dating" episode
>It's a "dykes getting married after a couple months of dating" episode
And they wonder why their relationships are beyond shit tier and no one takes them seriously.

>The vast majority
you have no idea what you are talking about, the majority of homo couples are not emulating a hetero relationship

all queers burn in hell for eternity.

she's a lesbian not a queer

"queer" is a synonym for homosexual, queer.

Wasn't Ellen with some blonde cutie for years? And now she's already married to the mandyke after a few months?

homosexual is synonymous for fag

Please die

Oh I forgot about the twin gay couples, sorry

If i'm 32, is dating a 20 year old chick a no no?

So, who's beating who?

long as she's not a ditzy whore

ask Roy Moore

And then go on to abuse each other. Lesbian relationships are rife with domestic abuse.

Is it me or does Ellens hand look like a man?

Now think about what their daughter must look like!

Hair aside, Ellen's pretty soft butch herself, so it doesn't really work the way you think.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

i thought 'queer' was less definite than lesbian ? It covers bi too i think.

woah its almost like people exist on continuums that range from masculine to feminine regardless of their sex and that this is the foundation for the concept of gender

Looks like they are transgendered. But because public dont give a fuck about lesbians, most of them dont want gender surgery. See pornos, if there are 2 girls, you can be 95% sure they have some lesbian action in it.

I know, unthinkable!!!
Makes you really think.

>Ellen Page is 30 years old now
jesus christ

And yet it completely fits.

B-b-ut they dont have a penis, so its not abuse, just a bad habit.

I've herad that too. And a heavy degree of possessiveness. But then again a lot of straight relationships have that. Men can be possessive as fuck.

I dunno but best example.of that is the 5ft 1 chick from Deadpool being the butch one to her 4ft 7 partner

Since I first watched Juno in 2008, I have fantasized about anally penetrating Juno Macguff doggy style while she gives birth. Holding onto her huge round belly as it contorts and expands with each contraction. Grabbing her jiggling and milk squirting breasts. Feeling as the baby slowly empties from her womb. Thrusting in and out of her as her screaming intensifies. Feeling the head with my testicles and the bottom of my dick as it crowns. Busting my load just as she makes the final push, coating her ass and the baby in my semen. Holding her and the baby in my arms as she sleeps, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie I left inside of her.

>there's a range
>there's still a man and a woman
>binary is a range

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This is the worst forced meme in recent history. Not to worry though it wont catch on. Kind of like lovecraftian posting didn't really catch on.

>like eating pussy
>try your hardest to look like a man

legit makes me think

Was about to post this. Page looks great for her age

>be 30 years old
>look 14

>be 22 years old
>look 50

Give me something else. your representation based arguments, i've already refuted. A bald assertion isn't an argument.

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there both women.

>there both women

I think we are at the point in our society where a high profile lesbian relationship can be subject to criticism (instead of endless YAASS praise). Having said that, the 10 year age gap is (more specifically the young-ish age of her partner) is going to mean bad press for Ellen Page, which will then have the unintended effect of bolstering her career.

If you're into pregnancy, is that way.

They love pregnancy, and Anne Frank...

damn straight

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Forget the 10 year age gap, the fact that she married an ugly old ass looking chick should get her some bad press.

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In a way that makes the age gap even worse. What the fuck did Ellen mean by this.

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