How do we stop this Disney bros?

how do we stop this Disney bros?

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Accuse Will Smith of rape.

I honestly don't get it
The negative reviews were so overblown

LANDIS

I don't understand all this uproar. Plenty of poorly received movies get sequels. Transformers is possibly the most reviled franchise of the modern era, and they're developing 6, 7, and 8 as we speak.

Why does everyone hate this movie so much? It’s just ludicrous. They didn’t hate even transformers 2 as much as this.

Thank you Eru Allfather.

It's not an SJW movie and therefore a threat.

Like a train wreck. Everyone hates them, but if you were going by you would look.

Because Max Landis is a rapist or something and Elves are a bit Jewy

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Blockbuster on a streaming service instead of the conventional cinema, which represents a threat to hollywood.

Movie tackle social issues in a non SJW way.

Landis is a rapist or something.

Because the film, and the Netflix delivery method, bypasses the critics, the gatekeepers.

(((why))) indeed

Are you for real?

>massively black cop
>massively Jewish side-kick

>they're the heroes

>blond bitches are evil

Because if Netflix is allowed to make blockbusters then its pretty much game over for the big studios rapists.
Imagine now Hulu, Amazon and whatever other cuckflix type company putting less moneys than any indie company and delievering fun action stuff like Bright or DEEP shit like Beast of No Nation.

>mfw Sup Forums actually believed we were racists for realz.
Time to go back, my mexican/arab aryan-larper friend.

Why does RT love the em dash?

Right it's just that's Sup Forumss definition of SJW. It shows characters coded black and Jewish (orcs are black plus Jewish) as being the most heroic.

Yeah, it's worth noting that Beast of no Nation got no major US award nominations in spite of having an all black cast and a half-japanese writer/director, in the year of "Oscars so white"

>why are the Oscars so white?

>everyone but the Oscar committee is to blame!

>massively Jewish side-kick

What? How the fuck are orcs jewish? And the elves are clearly jews retard. See this is why the average Sup Forumstard can't watch a movie without sperging about retarded shit.

Instead of understanding each fantasy race was an allegory for American minorities (with humans being whites, orcs being nig nogs, elves being jews) you still focus on the skin colour of the humans and elves.

Orcs are Jewish, dude.

>your people chose the Dark Lord (killed Christ whatever)
>I do not eat the flesh of the cow (pig whatever)

You've never even heard of the real world ethnic group the Elves represent.

Elves are Jews.

Humans are whites.

Orcs are combo of Blacks and Mudslimes.

>I can't watch a fantasy movie without equating the fantasy races to real races
Sad.

It's weird, the the shilling for TLJ and against Bright. They're like perfectly opposite.

Old media scared shitless of the new media.

>people championing some shitty nigger netflix joint as the bastion against jews
hope we get all nuked

Most people seem to be positive towards the movie.

If you're talking about the critics - who gives a shit.

>Sup Forums pretends to like the average normalfag now

I don't understand how this movie was supposed to be good. I watched it and thought it had a lot of just really dumb, cliched elements and a plot with a fair few holes in it. I also haven't watched star wars because its just a lame franchise in my opinion. Maybe I just hate fantasy shit.

Smith better be coming back I loved this movie

oh this should be good. Lets hear the plotholes.

>I honestly don't get it
Viewership numbers. Remember that The Ridiculous 6 broke records for viewership (it was at one point Netflix's most watched movie) and is one of the most hated film products of the decade.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Not my fault since Max Landis can't write it any other way.

Yes because a film clearly intended to parallel racial tensions and discussions of race in America has no link to real races.

I hope your mom's vagina get nuked

I just dont get the hate, ya'll. Its not perfect, and theres clunky shit going on structurally, but I still enjoyed it.

The critics were paid, obviously
The points they made why they thought the movie was bad are definitely there, but those problems aren't horrendous enough to hate the movie as much as the critics do
The only issue I had with the movie is how much Will Smith's character is over the place: one moment he hates Jakoby/Orcs (despite Jakoby always treating him really well) and the next he is the only one who doesn't hate Orcs

>Stopping the Mouse
user, you're living in the wrong timeline to think that that's possible
Unless a terrorist organisation with the sole purpose of killing every single employee and bombing every building of the Walt Disney corporation exists, it's too late
And even that won't help I fear

Big studios have a business interest to attack it. It's just like Carlos Slim (owner of the New York Times) constantly attacked Trump when Trump threatened his business of charging people to wire money to Mexico.

You have to realize that the media is owned by corporate interests and just used to propagandize the population to serve their interests. There is not a single movie critic that isn't bought unless you go to the obscure youtube guys that aren't on anyone's payroll.

Landis is not writing the second one

also his screenplay was rewritten by ayers

I don't know why these people think the critical reception mattered. It's not like people had to pay specifically for the movie which is a big reason I think things like RT influences people since you don't want to spend money on something being disliked, or at least it makes you weary of it.

I hope Netflix btfos the other streaming services, simply because I don’t wannna have to pay for more than one

Man in The High Castle and The Grand Tour are pretty great, the $100 yearly for Prime is totally worth it.

They made fun of blm. Can't have that

still better than the one with Denzel and Meme Lord

Unironically the Jews.

See portraying whites as one dimensional racist Cops totally fine.

Portray blacks and Latinos as low brow violent ugly repulsive gangsters. Thats cool bro.

But portray the (((Jews))) as (((Elves)))(unintentionally) and its the end of the fucking world.

(((((((((((Political correctness)))))))))))

the remake of the magnificent seven?

Netflix is owned and created by Marc Bernays Randolph, a great grandson to Edward Bernays who pioneered the use of propaganda, renamed to public relations for the purpose of mass manipulation in a consumer society. Everything that Netflix produces is made to brainwash you. The documentary The Century of the Self describes Edward Bernays work.

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Randolph’s paternal great-granduncle was psychoanalysis pioneer Sigmund Freud.

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>he thinks

>the elves

>were supposed to be

>jews

>and he's also

>from reddit

elves are jews in the film

the elves are jews
you seem like a jew too

>youtube.com/watch?v=L7IuyfYMHhQ&t=316s

>Watch review of Bright
>Hates it because Orcs are similar to black people but not exactly black people

I fucking hate it when people shit on this movie because "I'm comparing these fantasy races to real world races" bullshit. Is it that hard to see that although they're similar that the culture and connection between races might have similarities but ultimately their own thing?

Bright calls out the ((Elves)). They're panicking.

this triggers the jew

Who's the missing collaborator?

How were the elves supposed to be Jews exactly?

I think it's 50% now.

The elves are similar to Jews in that they're basically in control of everything and are more successful than every other race. But there's a reason for that. These are based off of Tolkien elves. And Tolkien elves are basically better than humans in every single way. They live longer lives, are more beautiful, more agile, stronger, and smarter. It would make sense that they would run everything, and others would be resentful of them for it.

It exposed the (((((elves)))))

weren't the elves just rich fucks? Their city looked like dubai

>watching movie subconsciously manipulates my brain for control by the jews
Ahhhh, just like my japanese animes

Because orcs are black people and elves are the upper class or what middle class plebeians desire to be. The "critics" who are middle class dreamers or upper class themselves don't appreciate being shown that they aren't good people, so they're trying to destroy the movie

They removed Max from scriptwriting.

Bright truly is the Star Wars killer
Not even the Max Landis controversy could topple it

>caring about what some """"article"""" in vanity fair says
Vanity fair is so low on the bar even normies don't bother with it

It was pretty okay
Glad to see Ayer getting work again

They aren't, they're just rich people. Orcs are definitely blacks though

This. All this shit with hamfisting real life shit into it makes no sense.

It's... the most SJW movie of the year....
You just meant to say it's not a Disney movie and got your buzzwords mixed up

Fuck, you're retarded. The film was written by a jewish guy, and netflix has a lot of jewish investors. Sup Forumsniggers are fucking braindead if they think this film has any kind of anti-jewish message

>"She's a terrorist"
>"She's a rogue Muslim"
>"Well it sure seems like a lot of Muslims are terrorists."

Can't believe they got Raimi to write this

Because the movie consists of stereotypes so they assigned the common stereotype of High Powered Jews controlling the world to Elves. It doesn't help that Beverly Hills was renamed the Elven district.

Doesn't matter.
Finding anti-jew subtext where there is none makes a jewy movie more watchable. Worked for Inglorious Bastards.

>spaces between greentext
way to out yourself faggot

I mean you're absolutely right in regards to the movies, but I feel it should be said that "in every single way" is over stated.
Literally the whole point of the Lord of the Rings book series is to show how humanity is more noble, and more worthy to inherit (Middle-)Earth.

Not humanity, the hobbits. Humanity is fucked up too.

But the orcs actually diddu sumfin 2000 years ago which is why everybody's shitting on them. Slavery wasn't invented because the whole world decided blacks were too powerful.

It was supposed to be marxists. The (races) were based upon class.

The Orcs were an amalgamation of white and black underclass.

And the upper class 1% was the (((elves)))

But to the redpilled these categories are split and the elves are clearly jews.

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Way to out yourself, nigger.

Mankind if noble because they have are insanely mortal and highly corruptible in comparison to every other races. That makes them braver because they putting their necks on the line, and makes their good selfless actions much more noble than others who basically sacrifice nothing in order to do good.

>not only misses the point but also 03b.png

The Orcs are always niggers, even in LOTR.

Please, for the love of everything that is good in the world, stop fucking phoneposting you mouthbreathing animal.

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he said unintentionally

i don't get it, that's not reddit or imgurs schema

Talking books here my man. Yes, the Hobbits also have the capacity to be noble, but explained to be mostly limited to the Took house, and even then, there's a wide gap between how the Hobbits are portrayed, and how humans are portrayed.
is a huge part of it.

you know a shekel is only worth like 25 cents USD right

Just want to say thanks for the (You)s.

>Sup Forumsniggers are fucking braindead if they think this film has any kind of anti-jewish message
Everyone knows they're either brain-dead or underage user

>Will Smith's character is over the place: one moment he hates Jakoby/Orcs (despite Jakoby always treating him really well) and the next he is the only one who doesn't hate Orcs
That's easily explained. Ward (Smith's character) feels conflicted. On the one hand, he doesn't really have anything against orcs or interracial relations (it's why he's shown with a white wife). But at the same time, he resents Jakoby for letting him down, for allowing Ward to get shot and nearly killed. He also resents having to be put in the situation where he feels the need to defend Jakoby from his peers. It's fear plus mistrust mixed with feelings of compassion.

>Accuse Will Smith of rape.
But he black and liberal

I feel like the way they made magic very limited was kinda shit. What's the point of all these fantasy races if you don't have magic?

wasn't will smith's character supposed to be a cuckold?

>It's not an SJW movie

No one can be this dense.

This. It never felt like Ward was "over the place", his behavior made perfect sense given the circumstances.

Why shouldn't it be limited? If it was more it would be too much, "magic" is way too powerful.

You retards really believe the elves aren't jews? I mean sure you could say that it basically are wealthy people and the movie isn't about race but rather class but even then most jews are completely over represented in the wealthy class of america.

But the way they did it is simply Tolkien in modern times. Boring.