Not even kids can digest this pile of garbage

Not even kids can digest this pile of garbage

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*inhales*

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The movie is pure shit.

If you defend it, you are a retard or you are a disney princess.

The pedophiles are going to turn on this movie now

Disney is finished.

i'm just waiting for the day an angry fan throws a shoe at Kathleen in some press conference.

She's super adorable.

>kids
>knowing anything about anything
dumb cunt doesnt even know the proper name for things
"when the thing flies over the thing"

>A loli reviewer
What's next?

>I LOVE the Force Awakens but not the Last Jedi

Not on your life. Plus this ugly bitch looks like a boy with long hair.

Luke drinking milk from an alien was literally the best part of the thing.

Running on fuel is reasonable enough.

Maz knowing where the hacker is makes sense enough; it's her job to know shit.

Rey and Kylo chatting with each other is a bit odd but I thought that was adequately explained.

Getting arrested for illegal parking I thought was amusing and would be a nice detail in a better movie.

She complains about the mission on the ship being useless, but I thought it was fine that this is the case, since it was sort of the point. The problem is that the surrounding details aren't strong enough to support it.

Six things I think are not really big problems out of thirty-five.

Shit taste in lolis desu

Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

You're a fucking faggot if you find this buck-tooth thing with an annoying voice and garbage, philistine opinions even remotely attractive.

Holy fuck, you guys. Contain your autism.

But Sup Forums already hated it

I dunno, apparently she liked it.

YOUNGLINGS ARE FIGHTING BACK

>Plus this ugly bitch looks like a boy with long hair.

That's the appeal.

She liked every post.

ugh read like 3 words and then got tired can someone read it for me thanks :3

Okay I read it

>thanks for uploading my youtube video daddy

;_;

Where did she say that?

Pretty sure that's "daddy" as in her actual father, not her boyfriend.

unironically a better review than some of the critic reviews, somehow kids are less likely to handwave bullshit

no shit you fucking creep

LMAO!!!!

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Fucking moron sicko. Unironically kill yourself

>Space ships with high power lasers
>Need fuel
haha, can't fool a 4th grader.

>tfw the girl explains pic related

>i'm just waiting for the day an angry fan throws a pressure cooker bomb at Kathleen in some press conference.

The brainlet wojaks as gunners really make this

huh? i'm not a Mormon

>sweetie if you read the script correctly you can start the hormones this year

>The movie is pure shit.
>If you defend it, you are a retard or you are a disney princess.
nice false flag

>Disneyshills can't believe even a kid has more critical thinking than them

>a 4th grader doesn't have very clear gender based features
really makes me think

the movie was awful but if you think that kid came up with this shit you also believe in Santa and Jesus

>I'm just waiting for North Korea to nuke Kathleen

>diney shills
How's middle school?

The OTHER pedos

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

She’s obviously an alt-right troll flooding this movie

It's magic space magnetism. It is attracted to alt-right nazis only.

You underestimate the nasturtium of modern children.
They watch YouTube "personalities" from the age of 7, they are trained to act with false sincerity and maturity.

SNOOOKKFFFFFfffF

Rebelion's ships are made of cardboard so the American people can identify with them.

Says the guy who can't even spell, or hell even copy paste such hard words like "Disney"

So we're back to what I was saying; he didn't come up with that.

that's a sick reference kek

>Give me something else.
here you go: humanised cockatoos

>a fedora tries to groom a loli
>hilarity ensues

just leave the lightsabers off jesus christ for fuck's sake

>what if he's not THERE

holy shit tlj btfo

>Kids turning against the Mouse

So when is Mickey going to come out himself to try to turn the tide. Once the Mouse loses the kids they're finished and they know it. Right now they're banking on Elsa 2 but that's a long way out and right now they need something

DISNEY BTFO BY LITERAL CHILDREN LMAO

You guys really ought to link this shit to rian johnson and maybe the CEO of disney so that he can fire kathleen and her diversity mumbo jumbo

its over.

>breaking news: Abby, main host of beloved Youtube variety show the "ToyJoy Super Show" has been found dead this evening. Early reports indicate she committed suicide by means of 3 bulletwounds to the back of the head while bound wrist and ankle. She left behind a note saying "I was wrong about Star Wars: The Last Jedi. It's great. Oh Boy! ha ha".

This movie isn't just a bad Star Wars movie. It is just a bad movie period. Anyone who defends it has embarrassingly bad taste in cinema.

>a little girl can point out plot holes
>the disney shills will still shitpost
Unbelievable.

Nooo this kid is in danger I'm telling you guys this is not a drill the mouse is gonna brainwash her to death NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she looks like she's gonna fuck black guys

>Why did he leave a map then!?

Good question, little girl. Good question.

>SHE'S AN ALT-RIGHT PLANT! SHE'S RUSSIAN! SHE'S RACIST! SHE'S A MISOGYNIST! SHE'S A TROLL!

Man Remy is really holding this show back

Not all kids are retarded just because you were.

>Hi guys this is Toy Loli
What?

Sad if true.

My 12 year old sister thought it was shitty too. The fact that 30 year old “men” can stand this shit absolutely baffles me

WHY DOES HER SHIRT HAVE CLEAVAGE

WHO MAKES SHIRTS WITH CLEAVAGE FOR KIDS THIS YOUNG

WHY IS THIS DEGENERACY NORMALIZED

nobody ever talks about how luke speared the fish until now

>unironically caring about a 12 year old girls opinion on anything
I hated the movie too but you guys are fucking faggots

i also hate that damn kid, oh boy! he he.

>her opinions are invalid because she's 12!
They're good points. The fact that she's making them as a child is impressive, and the points themselves are reasonable - it's stuff most anyone could have thought of, but it's stated succinctly so it's a good video regardless.

>people dont like it
>IT'S A MOVIE FOR KIDS
>a kid doesnt like it
>WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT A KID THINKS

>pile of garbage
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oh user...

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Oh I see you're insecure about the fact that this 9 year old is smarter and more attractive than you, it's OK user.

that reference will probably fly over the heads of Sup Forumss majority 12-year-old audience

>being a hateful contrarian is the new cool thing
>i wanna be cool too
last jedi suuuuckks

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shes a fourth grader, not a fucking 4 year old

does he have to sound that patronizing? its just grating, I can almost visualize his 400lp hamplanet ass pounding his sausage fingers on the keyboard writing out a smug litany on a youtube comments page to a 10-year-old about nuwars tlj

Still can't believe he dodged that shoe so well.

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I hated it before this video, McPlebleian.

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If he wants to see more blacks in movies, choosing not to pay for things like Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings is a perfectly logical and consistent thing for him to do. There's nothing wrong with voting with your wallet. If all the niggers did that same thing, we might actually get some good movies based in yoruba mythology or something. Or at least more like Get Out, which is an actually good movie starring a black man and dealing with race.

desu didn't like get out but I agree with the rest

>If he wants to see more blacks in movies, choosing not to pay for things like Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings is a perfectly logical and consistent thing for him to do.
BIIIIHHHH

He's being retarded, but context matters. There's a lot of mostly white shows, not so many mostly black shows.

>>people dont like it
>>IT'S A MOVIE FOR KIDS
>>a kid doesnt like it
>>WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT A KID THINKS

haha, yeah, that's it right there

>laughs in Beluga

I wish it was okay to make a movie with people of a single race. I'm not against mixed casts, it's just goofy that movies have to pander to every last major race in the target market. Every once in a while it would be refreshing as fuck to see a movie with all white people or all black people. Maybe not even a token role in the background. I suppose audiences are stupid and can only identify with people of their own skin color.

>hindi movies - all indians
>japan movies - all japanese
>korea movies - all korean
>african movies - all african
>american/western movies - REEEEEE WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE SCUM

even nerdy girls hate this shit

HAHAHAHAHA

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>kids hate it
>nerds hate it
>long time fans hate it
>right wingers hate it
>chinks hate it
>SJWs hate it
>Normalfags hate it
Who the fuck are the 50% of people who do like this film? Soyboys and disney soccer moms?
Who are these films for? Does disney even know the answer to that?

>Running on fuel is reasonable enough.
not the way they did it

Remember we were in a thread a while back explaining how the feminist captain should have been a clown? Well how the fuck do these magnets work?

>There's a lot of mostly white shows, not so many mostly black shows.
kys

really, HOW?

>SJWs hate it
what