Any good biopunk movies?

Any good biopunk movies?

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>all those limes

Why so many limes?

To make limeade, of course.

>okay i could get this whole sack of potatoes for like $5
>''but the limes..........''

what if they got jobs

>goop will never shove a vagina rock and seven limes up your boipusy

7 (SEVEN) limes

>Breakfast
Eggs and tortillas
>Lunch
Salad
>Dinner
Bean Chile and Rice with Limes for desert

Not that bad really

I get more than $120 a month for one person

A family probably gets a lot more than that

That’s racist

>Lol fuck eating healthy just eat McD.

1: Talk about it with your partner first:
>Couples who do not have excellent sexual communication, who don’t freely give and receive feedback about what feels good and what doesn’t, and who don’t have a high level of trust should not be having anal sex. There are some couples who enjoy anal sex a lot, maybe 15 percent of all straight couples. But if you ask them how often they have anal vs. vaginal intercourse, they’ll say maybe they have anal one time for every five or ten times they have vaginal intercourse.

2: Forget what you've seen in porn
>The way the rectum curves shortly after the opening tells us we need to make a lot of adjustments for anal to feel good. Also, the two sets of sphincter muscles that nature placed around the opening of the anus to help humans maintain their dignity when in crowded spaces (to keep poop from dropping out) mean there’s an automatic reflex if you push against them from the outside. So one of the first things someone needs to do if they want to be on the receiving end of anal sex is to teach their sphincter muscles to relax enough that a penis can get past their gates. This takes a lot of practice. They show none of this in porn.

3: Lube is the key
>Unlike the vagina, the anus provides no lubrication. So in addition to teaching the sphincter to relax, and in addition to getting the angle right so you don’t poke the receiver in the wall of the rectum, you need to use lots of lube. Do not use numbing lube, and do not have anal sex while drunk or stoned. Pain is an important indicator that damage can occur if you don’t make the necessary adjustments, including stopping. If there is pain, perhaps try replacing a penis with a lubed and gloved finger. The glove will help your finger glide more easily, and might be more pleasurable for the person on the receiving end. Also, this allows a woman to do anal play on a male partner. When it comes to anal sex, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

Poorfag here
>Eggs .60 for 12
Great deal, throw them in everything to balance it out
>lb of rice 1.25
Great deal, eat with every meal
>Dried black beans 2.00
Takes forever to make and costs the same per pound as canned
>Bag of peas 1.50
Walmart sells cans of peas for 78c
>Onion 1.10
Sure you can throw it in everything
>Tortillas 3.00
lol its flour and water you dumb bitch
>Garlic .60
Just put it in your pocket like everyone else
>A single tomato 1.00
Good luck tasting it
>Everything else
Literally why would you get that are you retarded

You could buy about 3 times as much food if you weren't retarded

>weekly food budget: $21
>weekly vagina rock budget: $66
Paltrow needs to sort out her priorities

why?

ASS TO ASS

VAGINA LOL

Does she not actually know how much money EBT actually gives families? It's more than 29$ a week.

Dude is a player. Should have stayed and called them hoes and carry on as normal.

ok but how much does her used vagina rock go for?

10# bag of potatos $2
3# burger $9
oatmeal $2.50

sugar ,salt , oil $10 if that

bitch you can make it on $30 a month if you had to , yeah more would be better , plus buying in bulk and getting some odds and ends
like a thing of pepper is 2 bucks and lasts a year

every... day... of... every... week.

Yeah. Bladerunner.

What the fuck is her problem?

classic goop

People do, 29$ is a supplement, that's how foodstamps are suppose to work. I don't think I have ever heard of anyone attempting to live off food stamps alone.

holy fuck

it's like one of those "JO crystal" craigslist memes

Theres enough calories to last me 3 days there

literally can triple the eggs and rice
add some cheap meat like bacon or sausages
skip all the fucking limes
keep some of the veg
make some dope ass fried rice with that like the based chinks.
Broke student here you can easily survive on 30 bucks for food a week

Limeade isn't actually made out of limes.

extra tangy guac

What's the purpose of shoving stuff up their vaginas?

I have the same food every day of the week.

It's perfectly balanced nutritionally and I don't care about food. Eating different stuff every day is a waste of time and effort.

>Takes forever
Of all the lazy nigger bullshit I have ever heard...

>Cured pork
>Cheap
where the fuck do you live that you can get bacon or sausage cheaper than chicken?

That's not jade.

Are you really questioning the workmanship of Paltrow's Magical Vagina Rocks?

this is completely batshit fucking insane
I keep wanting to greentext a sentence but then I read the next and it's crazier than the last.
A fucking vagina expander that you should spend time taking care of.
I think the most telling is the only example she uses is "releasing past relationships"
Is men and sex the only fucking thing that women think about?

>not using bacon grease to make your rice
Enjoy being forevera foreigner to flavor town, asshole.
And seriously Bacon is only about twice as much per lb as chicken, sausage less than that. At least where I am.

not the same guy
but lazy would be having enough time to cook beans for literally 2 hours
>but muh taste
we're talking about people who are supposed to be on food stamps. Taste shouldn't be their priority, surviving should
Just buy canned, you absolute beaner

>so desperate to own the libs that you unironically argue that poor people can easily eat well in america
many very smart brain geniouses in this thread

germany

>I can't afford a 5 dollar crock pot

>tinned beans taste worse

this is a retarded opinion anyway because who cares about the taste of beans

you should be covering them in 6 different spices minimum

where the fuck can you buy 12 eggs for 60 cents besides 1960?

don't be fatuous Jeffrey

learn to read
I was saying the only possible argument in favour of buying dry beans would be they taste better. Don't know never tired them.
And just as you I said taste shouldn't be the point of this experiment

I was agreeing with you and adding to your argument you stupid child.

it is possible,
Poor people are just normally retarded and spend money on soda and sugar

let's continue fighting

That's good for one day tops.

can confirm you can get a kilo of sausages for like 3 euros

jesus fucking christ gwyneth

Who the fuck buys a kilo of sausages

My store regularly sells 30 eggs for $3 but this week they're marked up to $4.79.

You freeze most of it, duh

ur mum when she pays me for sexx

are you dropping bacon grease into the pot of rice while you cook it?

was making a case of how stupid gwyneth's shopping list was.
If you really needed to survive on 30 a week,
skipping the limes and buying some cheap meat like sausage would be smarter.

My favorite part of the 7 FUCKING LIMES thing is that she very clearly saw a tag in the produce aisles that read
>7 limes $1
And thought that you had to buy all seven in order to get them for $1. Like if you only bought 2 they would be $2.50 or something.

You can only get food stamps for 3 months if you don't have a job.

Why the fuck would one onion cost $1 each?! Where the fuck are you living? You can easily get onions for $1 a pound. And you can get potatoes for $0.50 a pound.

lol
are you sure that's milk bud?
it's not under dairy

>male jeans for women
Jesus Christ, Gwyneth, it's just a pair of trousers...

Do you people do weekly shops or just buy what you need when you need it? I don't know the last time I did a weekly shop.

Now you've got me worried

In all seriousness what sort of meals can you evem make with all this produce? I guess you can make a frittata with the eggs. Also what's the point of the tortillas?

Americans treat milk like a beverage.

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Nigger that is like 4000 calories worth of food, TOPS. Enjoy being in a famine state for four out of the seven days of that week.

GWYNETH PLEASE ITS JUST DENIM

have you never communicated with a woman?

honestly if I had a vagina i'd shove an egg up it for fun

god if you didn't need body armour just to answer your door, America would be such a nice place to live

bread is $3, milk is $7, eggs are $4, four chicken breasts is $17 here

And would you look at that, you have enough cash left over for a good frozen pizza, just for a treat.

I want to know more about the grub farming in Blade Runner 2049

New Jersey?

lmao I left room for suggestions for, you know, fruits and veggies

Although I heard somewhere pizza is a vegetable nowadays

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I find yoga/hippy girls really hot
then i read shit like this and realize they're probably all just as bat shit crazy. And I'll have to settle for a boring conservative religious girl instead

>four chicken breasts is $17 here
Chicken thighs are a dollar a pound here, learn to use a knife and you get even better meat for your money.

>$75 a month for some vitamins

She misses the main point that poor people live in areas that don't sell fresh food and for people working multiple jobs, 12+ hour days, they simply don't have the time to cook decent food so they rely on fast food.

>milk is $7,
ehrm i thought they had cows in switzerland

Nearly 100 replies and nobodies mentioned Scanners yet.

Fuck off, we're arguing about vagina eggs and groceries

>they all contain the exact same fucking ingredients except The Mother Load, which is the same but added coconuts
am I being memed on here?

>Milk is $7
God damn

that's just allergy information

>29 a week
I work with foodstamps all the time. I have seen black families with over 500$ every single day I've worked my job (their balance is visible on the receipt) The amount of money on some foodstamps cards is ridiculous.

Why would you use a cucumber for something like that? Almost every guy isn't as thick as a cucumber. Use a sausage or something.

Fine, 2 bags of mixed frozen veggies, a bunch of bananas, and a frozen pizza. You could do all that for $8 easy and you wouldn't want to shoot yourself by the time the week was up.

>I don't think I have ever heard of anyone attempting to live off food stamps alone.
LOL
How utterly out of touch.

>Is the vitamin (a meme in itself) campaign targeted towards women a blatant scam?
Are you setting something up or do you really want an answer?

I can't afford vaginas and groceries. People need to talk about my obsessive love for the movie Scanners, and why a remake would suck.

NEETs aren't people

>being a dicklet

>paying $75 for vitamins that don't come from a humble water filter merchant
ISHYGDDT

Your reckless pizza fetish will doom us all