So well all agree these were only included to sell merchandise, right?

so well all agree these were only included to sell merchandise, right?

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Where do they sell salt foxes? I want one.

the foxes wasnt the merchandise, it was the salt

no its due to riane being a hack

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That's not a salt fox it's a meth terrier

>tfw you will never be yiffed by an ice fox

I remember an article that said they killed a shit ton of puffins, but the site didn't look very reputable.

jesus every time I read something about this guy he comes off as more of a shitty filmmaker

That's why 90% of everything in Star Wars exists. They design their costumes, ships, weapons and creatures with toys in mind.

Like Boba Fett and and Minch (Yoda), yup. All to sell toys, your point?

>shoot on an island to save money on CGI
>have to spend money on CGI to cover up birds
>it can't even sell a toy

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>can't even sell a toy

>ice fox
Dude, it's salt.

I would have been fine with the porgs being background things that existed solely to cover up the puffins, but jesus christ they shoved them in your face in the most intense moments of the film, even after Rey left the island

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>but there are disturbing reports that during filming, several hundred Black-legged Kittiwake chicks were blown by a helicopter from their cliff-ledge nests into the sea, where they drowned.

So why did they shove that shit with Chewie eating one of them into the movie?

what a fucking retard

No. Well, maybe for the manchild collector's market, but the primary market is kids who actually play with toys. The only things kids like to play with are action figures and their vehicles. The vehicles are where more than half the revenue is in the toy lines.

t. market researcher who used to work for Mattel

>that intense final act completely ruined by the slapstick shit they threw in along with Luke's retarded death
why do I watch these fucking movies

>ugh i hate porgs they ruined it
they were only on screen for SECONDS at a time. If they weren't they're you'd complain that the island was empty and lifeless. and now that they are they're you're complaining about it. it's a lose lose and shows how retarded Sup Forums when it comes to this movie.
>he comes off as more of a shitty filmmaker
Have you even seen Brick? It's his first movie, no hollywood studio influences to ruin it, and it's fantastic. He also directed and wrote Looper, which is also widely acclaimed by critic and audiences. I think this is just a case were he was given such a massive IP and a massive budget and didn't know what to do with it.

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This film is shit, if this film is shit then the filmmaker is a shit film maker, therefore Rian is a shit film maker

Chewe should of eaten the porg
They should of kept the scene where the porg gets btfo by a lightsaber.

>"Disney can take those porgs and shove them up their a-"

>one film is shit
>the rest of his filmography is Kino
>the rest of his filmography wasn't massively influenced by movie studios
>one film was and it turned out shit
Disney is shit, not Rian. Fuck off retard.

original trilogy
>creative puppetry and costumes showing a diverse range of alien specis

disney wars
>space fox
>space guinea pig.

Seriously fuck Disney. When will they finally get hacked like Son.

I'ts like a donut steel pokemon from deviant art.

>One film is shit but he is still a great filmmaker
Fuck off, Looper isn't that good. Brick fanboys can pay for me to see it in a theater and then I'll give my opinion on it. Star Wars VII is garbage and he has sole writing/director credit here, whether or not the studio is partially responsible his name is attached first and foremost to this disaster. Fucking fanboy faggot

what was the entire cantina scene from Force Awakens?

Looper was shit but I'll watch Brick

Mostly forgotten in everyone's mind

Who could forget Maz?

DID SOME FUCKING MUPPET SAY PUFFINS?!?!

>Brick fanboys can pay for me to see it in a theater and then I'll give my opinion on it
just torrent it you colossal faggot.

>just torrent it you colossal faggot.
But then I wouldn't get the full experience, nigger

Did you know your entire childhood was sold to you?

The salt foxes were kinda cute. Porgs were hideous.

No.

Very obvious Animal rights propaganda as well.

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PUFFIN'D

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I hear that there were puffins or some rare bird on the island they were filming for where Luke was hiding so they Put a CGI alien bird over them because they were protected birds.

So why not just go to a new island?

Have you seen these things? Why wouldn't you want to hang around on an island full of flying penguins?

Well if I had to pay another fifteen million dollars to cover them with CGI in my new movie I'd rather just not

>*tastes the ground*
>It's crystal meth