Sheeit nigga you took the redpill?

Sheeit nigga you took the redpill?

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When can I get my own personal holographic Robert for my home?

So my son Robert. He says they come in to see the same movie three times. By themselves.

ROBERT NO!

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

Robert AI isn't as friendly as the real thing. The real thing would even ask me how I was doing after the accident.

A communications disruption can only mean one thing.

>"Hello there sir. Alone on a Saturday night? You seem like a good Joe."

>"You want some popcorn, fatass? I'm guessing won't be sharing any with a girl huh, virigin?"
wat do?

Robert would beat him up if he heard him talk to me like that

>heres your popcorn buddy!

t-thanks t-t-todd

> teleports behind you

Hey Robert have you met my waifu Joi?

lol

woah

>tfw day off

>woah bruh here's your snack-a-roonies! hope you don't mind I had a sip of your diet coke!

h-haha yeah sure s-s-steve

>robert would beat himself up
????

holy shit was robert white all along?

S-steve where did Robert go?

enjoy your day off robert you earned it my man

this meme always reminds me of The last showing where the black cinema manager guy gets shot and falls into the popcorn

>Here's your popcorn si--!
>I hope you are satisfied with our product

bruv who's Robert? how about some popcorn?

That seems way more complicated for a crab cutting machine should be.

YOU TURNED ROBERT INTO POPROB NOOOO

look at that racist honky bitch in the backround jealous of robert and his pure gf

I just came from a nice date at the moovies

AMA

did you suck her dick?

fuck me that is horrifying.

jokes on you

we are both man

are they dead

checked and absolutely keked

>work at home with popcornlogram(tm)
>never use pants at work ever again

fag

That's pretty good. Where's the switch?

holy shit. imagine if you were a human and had to go through that

this kills the crab

this kills the crab

this kills the crab

I love him tho

...

...

>Sir! Sir, you forgot your pop- oh woahwo~ow!

ROBERT LOOK OUT

...

W A S T E D

>tfw just had king crab legs for dinner on Christmas Eve
jesus christ

enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA

POPCORN IS ROBERT

>*ticket-crickets chirp*

ROBERT NO

did he die?

and I thought the scissors were bad enough

underrated

Shoulda used Trayvon

"THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"

that clearly says albert

SOMEBODY CALL HIS FAMILY

>tfw light skinned gf

>my friend literally sent all the redditors and their spawn on tlj opening night for bringing in deadly pastel colored bats in a line a mile long

Sent them? To the shadow realm?

>want to watch Justice League
>reserve single seat in the middle of a row
>turns out I cut through a string of teenage girls who decided to seat in the same row
>don't change seats cause then they'll think I'm being a pussy
>they spend the entire movie flicking popcorn at me and giggling
>think I hear bits like "alone" and "fucking loser"
>pretend I don't notice and look straight at the screen the whole time
>stand up to leave when credits start rolling
>pile of popcorn on my lap spills onto a Chad in front of me
>the girls laugh
>the Chad blocks the end of the row when I try to rush to an exit
>have to walk to the other side to get out
>girl seating at the last seat trips me
>they all laugh
>look back from the ground
>all of them are pointing their cameras at me

Robert? user... he's been dead for 5 years, now.

hes an usher and he sent them back to their cars as it was the only place they could put their crayon dyed playcocks without losing them to watch the movie

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
GET ME ROBERT RIGHT NOW

Underrated my mane man

I-is this where my kinoplex crab legs come from?

Look up strogg-
fuck

>chad blocks my path
>sick my haasts eagle on him
Man paying for the kinotorium gold preferred pack was worth it.

>black woman with black man

ROBERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

THIS ISN'T RIGHT WHERE IS THE WHITE BITCH

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

You visited his grave, user. You were there for the funeral.
You were there for the horrible banana peel accident.
You can't keep doing this to yourself. Lane can't take much more of seeing you like this, she just wants to admit you to your seat like before.

>how to sneak your single friends into the kinoplex
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FUCK YOU! ROBERT ISN'T DEAD! HE ISN'T DEAD. he isn't dead. he isn-