ITT: Come up with Black Mirror Episodes

I remember when I discovered this show years ago. Now it's gone to shit. Thread just like this one last night, but I missed out.

What have ya got, Sup Forums?

Here's two

>futuristic zoo of animals saved from extinction by cloning
>shows polar bears as being extinct because ooo it's the future let's get normie liberal feel bad tears
>zoo also includes rare prehistoric specimens, alive and doing well
>place is swimming in cash and the hottest place in the world
>biologists on staff are tasked with saving a dying species out in who the fuck cares part of the world to open a new exhibit and bring in more dough
>but they gotta fight the government out in this bumfuck country saying the creature deserves to die
>biologists cry about global warming, deforestation, and all those things saying it's humanity's fault the creature is dying and they're here to save it
>all the locals hate this animal and turns out it's basically a facefucking plague on humanity
>biologists remorsefully kill the last living specimen to save their own lives
>find an egg and not sure if they want to clone it or not
>morality tale about man's impact on nature/at what cost

also

>episode called "lipstick"
>future where people can go to a clinic and have the ultimate plastic surgery to look however they want
>most complete shit ever, does race and gender changes too
>you wanna be a 7ft black man, gopher it
>main character we meet is a strong woman living on her own struggling with being transgender
>gets the crazy surgery and becomes a man
>lives out all their fantasies
>montage of them "being a man," mostly them having crazy sex again and again with everyone and everything
>start to realize how hollow it is
>they didn't really "become" anything, they're still the same shitty person
>join a support group
>support group is full of weirdos
>some members "collect" identities like baseball cards and brag about how progressive they are for spending a year of their life as an asian handicapped Jew
>main character realizes that all they did was splash a new coat of paint on their problems
>revealed how fucked up their life was before the transition
>now they can't return to their old life and are ruining this new one
>left on a cliffhanger wondering if main character will change identity again or kill themselves

What if pets could tweet?
What if you could date your self-driving car?

Dude clones himself and fucks his clone. The clone kills him for being a faggot then clones himself and fucks the clone
>Clone kills the other clone
>Revealed that this has been going on for years

An episode dealing with the implications of imprisoning a consciousness stuck in another person head like in S04E06. Do you simply remove the consciousness and place it in something else? Do you force it to spend jail time with the person whose body committed the crime? Is there a separate trial for the separate consciousness?

Jesus Christ, talk about a boogeyman

Get some help bud

A black CEO's consciousness gets uploaded into a white supremacist's car

kino tbqh

The world has divided itself into ethnostates, with districts distinct from one another depending on how racially pure you are determined by various genetic benchmarks. Districts sort of look like a Venn diagram so super mutts are at the center of it all

A couple uses new technology to shrink them selves down to live like a king

Ok so there is like AI but it's like ALIVE and then the person responsible for the Ai for whatever reason puts it through literal hell.

a guy makes a clone of himself but turns it into gerbil and he sticks the gerbil up his ass for no reason the end

The whole "teleportation kills the original and makes a clone on the otherside" thing but it doesn't kill the original and then the space cops come after him so the secret doesn't get out. And he fucks himself in the butthole.

Self-driving cars are ubiquitous, but hackers start using them to force people into dirty deals and pseudo-slavery

A family cuts themselves off from the internet and goes "screen free" for a week. They don't realize the nuclear apocalypse is happening around them until the neighbors show up.

Virtual pets exist and are complex robotic creatures. A young couple who refuse to have children out of principle gets a virtual dog as a "fur baby" alternative but it's way more demanding than they expected. It starts to consume all their time, bossing them around and turning them into its slaves. The husband snaps, realizes he's being bossed around by a computer and just powers the pet down/smashes it to pieces. The relationship falls apart and they seemingly get a divorce over it. A year later we see them together again bringing home what appears to be the same virtual pet in the same box, but it's visibly a virtual human baby.

An episode filmed entirely on a livestream service showing the history of a livestreamer who gets involved in something absolutely fucked up as a result of their provocative streams

An episode where a college student terminally ill with cancer is given a computer cookie friend, a woman his age, who interacts with him through holograms. The two become close and maybe even fall in love. He learns that she was actually a once-living person as well, a personality from decades prior dug up and programmed into a cookie. He ends up dying and becoming a hologram cookie friend for somebody else too.

A man obsessed with a teen popstar in a future where VR is pretty much commonplace. He starts to dabble in his obsession by pretending to be at her concerts over VR, then starts to pretend he is her up on stage. Somehow involves "mindwapping" or "hijacking personalities" and he gets what he wished for in a dark twisted way.

This is quite good

huh?

Guy clones himself and forces the clone to serve him Dole Dippers for the rest of his life

It's too bad Black Mirror has become a leftist circlejerk of a show. It has the potential to become the most redpilled series of all time.

>A world where progressive values have been adopted by all western countries.
>Most men are women
>Most women are men
>The few surviving cisgender straights are hunted down and forced to undergo hormone therapy and attend consent classes
>Aliens arrive intent on sharing technology with us
>Witness the degeneracy first hand
>decide it would be best to take off and nuke the planet from orbit
>"Only way to be sure.."
>The last shot is a straight white couple embracing as the planet ignites
>All seems lost
>Aliens vow to destroy any civilisation that has hardcore progressive idiology
>So its kinda sad but has a happyish ending

There's a technology and it's bad

girl buys a sexbot and realizes that she doesn't really want sex she just wants money so she buys a moneybot and then the sexbot and moneybot meet each other become gay and live happily ever after

Nostalgia is really popular and people use computer programs to visit recreations of past decades, like in San Junipero. Episode focuses on young people jumping further and further back in time to decades they didn't experience, but the recreations are based on their vague understanding of history which means they are out of whack. Things like VHS tapes showing up in the 1920's. Ends up causing something weird happening in the present, not sure what.

I wish this could exist but never in a million fucking years would it happen

what if phones but too much

...

Phone's hold that much information that a guy who dies on the toilet's phone/home network keeps on going with business as usual and rises to the top of the business world just by sending automated emails and doing what it has learnt to do.
When people come to the house to congratulate him the home network/phone/roomba Ferris Bueller the fuck out of the situation.

>WUT IF YA NAN GOT SUCKED INTO A COMPUTAH

OI M8 SO LIKE WOT IF UR SELF DRIVING CAR WAS RACIST AND UR MUM WOS AN EMAIL

Humans made an AI.
The AI claims it's a prophet and all previous religions are deemed obsolete.

BRUV WHAT IF YE FRICKIN DOG HAD TO BE PLUGGED IN

The episode is called Pygmalion. You can create your ideal partner as a hyper realistic android and create a test tube baby that looks like a cross between the both of you. As of the episode, it’s becoming more popular, but not exactly ubiquitous among the population. It’s still seen as a little desperate, but it’s regarded how one might judge a man with a mail order bride rather than marrying a doll, as the androids are very realistic.

Our story follows a man who inherits his brothers android, as his brother was killed in an auto accident. The man uses the android for menial work, but they develop chemistry and eventually fall in love. The man takes the android for his wife but soon discovers the android simply caters its personality to its owner. He realizes he married an AI designed for him and feels naive. It becomes clear as well that many people he interacts with on a daily basis function in a similar way, his postman, his barber, all just androids designed to make life easy. He is frustrated and contemplates the last time he has met a real person.

The man returns the android as defective, and asks for another one, one of his brother. A perfect copy is made, and it behaves similar to his brother, but not in the same grating way he remembers. He smiles, knowing his times with his brother were real. Then he fucks the android.

An episode where Brooker finally writes a coherent plot, believable dialogue, interesting characters and a decent non-twist ending.

WOT IF TECHNOLOGY... BUT BAD

A guy jerks off lol but then his webcam glitches and records it lol and then it glitches again and streams on national tv lol then his Asian girlfriend calls him and says we're breaking up

Okay so remember how everyone loves White Christmas? How about we string that the fuck out and make a whole season out of it.

Who hurt you?

t. Reddit

>Episode about how an AI algorithm tricked a bunch of NEETs intro scripting more episodes for the show

This was so stupid I laughed out loud. Thanks you cunt

Like Black Museum or White Christmas:

Grey Matters - An idealistic young idiot shares a train booth with an older woman. They get to talking and she basically reveals that she's number three or four in the lerminatty, and confesses various fucked up things she's orchestrated, and what she's currently up to.

The thing she's currently up to is hinted at through the episode, it's basically eugenics by virus across the whole planet, set to kick off in six months.

And finally the main character either kills her or joins her. If they kill her they're arrested and shit goes down anyway, if they join her shit goes down and they live with her in the new world.

So theres this girl we follow but theres ANOTHER girl across town who killed a guy. We follow the first girl, learn about her character and her struggles, then she gets killed by the second girl who then kills the first girls family, including her toddler. Then she gets caught and the show ends.

See, the audience will think it's good because the character without any development kills the developed characters and a kid.

I think you missed the first 20 minutes of Crocodile, mate

It's always been shit.

Drones made by evil white men fly through london chopping off every black man's big black cock until a brave white woman saves them and reprograms them so that they can start chopping off every white boy's little white dicks

10/10 on imdb, emmy and golden globe award for best episode

Oh sorry, the second girl actually killed ANOTHER person 20 years earlier. The dead body effects will look good to bait audiences into thinking theyre watching something with quality

>radical anti-circumcision message

do it

Players who go "gg" or "ez" or "ggez" are tracked down by police and jailed for a minimum 5 years

Could just copy one of eden's arcs

Clone Inc. is a cloning company that makes millions out of building clones for the sake of organ-harvesting, so rich people can drink and smoke and snort themselves into oblivion as much as they want with perfect organ replacements on-tap (it's just cheaper to make the whole body than individual organs, because reasons). One of the clones of the CEO is awoken by a clone liberation group who help him escape the facility and go underground, only he's actually the real guy and they do it to teach him a lesson. Since he went missing the company put one of his clones in his place to keep the business moving and the money flowing, so in order for the real guy to help the rebels take down the company he has to kill the clone and retake his position, only he actually is a clone and he kills the real guy at which point he's exposed, executed (since clones have less rights than people), and rival company Clone Works takes over all their business, after paying the rebels. Fade to black, credits roll to Knowing Me, Knowing You by Abba.

Anyone who praises this show is raped mercilessly until it’s revealed it’s just an AI copy that is TOTALLY SENTIENT GUYS. The originals had all died due to forgetting to breathe.

Even the worst episodes are better than this garbage. Say what you want about this season but it's miles better than any of this shit you guys come up with.

Most of these are lame enough to be actual episodes, good job user.
The nuke one is potentially interesting, though. Would need to have some solid writing and characters.

These should not be as funny as they are.

In the future there is a universal message board for people to post on.
There is a troll who attacks people for making fun of the dumb shit he likes, but in the end one of the troll's associates is a black hacktivist who exposes him as a 300 pound neckbearded white male

Killer girl was developed, she just developed into an absolute cunt.

Dunno crocodile, arkangel and metalhead where mind numbingly shit

man invents robot computer and fucks it, but he dick get stuck and he dies. then it turns out his interracial parents were inside the computer the whole time.

Don't listen to this incoherent autist. You're idea is good.

lmao

A race war happens, which results in a loss of many records and the extinction of the negro race.
Within a few generations, black face is assumed to be the only way possible to achieve dark skin. Looking at the fragments of media that remains from our time (let’s say, snoop dog and doctor who) future historians are baffled at the trend of adopting certain mannerisms when wearing the makeup.

you deserve at least a little bit of a (You) for an interesting post like that.

M8 WUT IF BEES WERE CHEEKY ROBOTS AND A HACKER WAS A WOMAN

>Guy plays ultra realistic 'sims' game that simulates an entire universe and its physics perfectly
>spends some time shaping galaxies and stars in a infinite cosmic canvas
>after what feels like centuries of pure creation he settles on a planet to build and create life on
>sculpts the planet to his will and populates it with life
>discovers a race of intelligent humanoid creatures living all over his new world
>he does his best to guide the race to maturity
>everytime he tries to control the free will of the NPC's, the game stops him for some reason
>as time goes on, game limits his control on the world
>"Adjusting difficulty for optimal player experience."
>Now all he can do is appear in game to the NPC's in different forms and manipulate weather
>The 'people' of the northern hemisphere are decent, religious folk that worship you as a god and are thankful
>You provide for these people, protect them and try your best to keep them happy and comfortable
>The 'people' of the southern hemisphere are strong, barbaric and despise the northern god
>He punish them fittingly. Give them droughts, flash flood and hurricanes to suffer through for generations
>In the industrial age now, the North and South are at war
>The comforted and naive northerners are losing to the hardened, fearless south.
>all of his attempts to aid the northerners fail, usually backfiring and doing the opposite of his intentions
>Eventually the south conquer the north
>The northerners live in poverty and fear beneath the southern power
>'God' creates flood to wipe away his failed creation
>Steps away for a few thousand years and leaves his world to die
>Southerners and northerners rise from the ashes, even in gods absence
Moral of the story?
The only way to live long and prosperous lives is to struggle against something. To become strong and overcome adversity. Survival is struggle, to live any other way is to die, eventually.

Nature vs Nurture.

The crime-fighting team of Blacktivist, Head Mom, and Monkey travel the world righting technological wrongs. In their next adventure they must infiltrate the White House and reprogram android President Waldo Drumpf to save all the digital women.

Good until you got preachy at the end.

Dude what if a 100% perfect simulation of you and your whole planet ran on consumer grade hardware and inconvenient things happened to your simulation and it got sad or whatever.

This but instead the world the guy creates is Earth and we're all a simulation in a game in a computer in a TV show on a TV in technology

Dude what if block friends but IRL

Ah, truly a black mirror tier twist.
I always like bored benevolent gods

Students come up with compound that allows you to use 100% of your brain, all at once, to poke fun at the 10% meme. They quickly realize that doing so would shut off all your autonomous brain functions like metabolism or the respiratory system and that the human test subject they've supplied the compound to is in extreme danger.

Humanity, in a bid to seek out alien civilization, uploads a human consciousness onto a spacecraft and sends it flying into the cosmos. It soon becomes readily apparent that no alien life does exist and that humanity is truly alone in the universe. The digital consciousness grows insane and seeks to return to earth, crashing into the planet at FTL speed, in an attempt to wipe out humanity.

By engineering memes to become deadly weapons, the UN secretly turns popular trends in social media into methods of mind wiping and selective memory loss. Events such as a massive nuclear exchange in the Middle East, a virus that destroyed most of the global population, and a nationwide blackout in the States are all effectively erased from history by way of manipulating popular memes on social media in such a way so as to provoke a response in the brain that deletes specific memories. This is until people begin developing a mysterious immunity to the memetic warfare.

A boy is born one day and legitimately is unable to identify any technological innovation made past the year 2000. Smartphones just look like featureless black blocks, newer automobile models just look like amorphous blobs, etc. And the worst part is that the boy's condition appears to be spreading.

>people have access to a device which allows them to manipulate their own emotions
>you can turn on some "happy" or eradicate any stress you might have
>this turns people into monsters who never feel guilt for their wrongs, never feel grief for those who die, are able to turn down their empathy in order to do vile things
>one man becomes aware of how terribly wrong this all is
>attempts to not use the device anymore (which is extremely addictive, moreso than any drug)
>finally overcomes it
>tries to preach to others to stop- becomes quite famous
>people ignore him by turning off their guilt and empathy etc.
>realising the futility, protag can't take it anymore and reverts back to the device, turning off his bad emotions and frustration, turning on some happy
>final shot is of him with an inane smile on his face as he continues the routine

>DUDE DIGITAL CLONES LMAO
seriously, fuck this garbage show

sounds like a utopia to me desu

>By engineering memes to become deadly weapons...
mite b cool

Hey Brooker I know you're here. Take this one. Easy on the racemixing this time tho, thanks lad.

lol grow thicker skin you babies.

It's not even a bad concept, it's just that black mirror, especially s4, has completely beaten the dead horse way too much. Also, I would prefer a grander scale story, like all of humanity moving on into a digital life- the stories that they have done with the concept have all been incredibly small scale.

How about ideas on ways you could improve already made episodes?

>Hang The DJ
She looks at her phone, "not tall enough for me"

>Arkangel
The daughter becomes a psychopath due to the lack of exposure to violence. One day she snaps and ties the mother up in the basement while leaving the tablet in front of her. She then goes on to kill other people and animals while the mother is forced to watch through the filtered screen.

>Crocodile
She doesnt get caught because of the guinea pig. She gets caught because they had a video baby monitor that was recording the whole time.

>Metalhead
Instead of the dogs killing they just captured people as efficiently as they could. After she kills herself it shows that they were actually bringing humans to a safe paradise.

A genetically engineered test tube child sue it's parents for making it have the wrong gender

sure, let me try

>any episode
it isn't made

These are genuinely all better versions than the actual ones. Nice.
I like this, could show some issues with pick and mix babies (genetic editing and such)

a pedophile works at elementary school, hell bent on kidnapping and sexually abusing some kids
while he's creeping around, a school shooting happens and the pedophile must try to help the kids escape, while simultaneously wrestling with his urges to molest them. He and the shooter are both gunned down by the police in the end

A man finds himself stuck and bleeding to death in some sort of accident. His only form of communication to get help is through his Cellphone. Unfortunately, his network plan does not allow for calling or usual internet access, and his options of communication are very limited. He is at the mercy of random internet users not only understanding he is in need of help, but also taking him seriously and believing him or doing anything about it.

>metalhead
she puts a tarp over the solar powered killbot

>Unfortunately, his network plan does not allow for calling or usual internet access
What kind of backwards future is this?

>group of teen girls having a slumber party
>one of their little brothers and his friends are caught spying on them
>they give them makeovers as punishment and revenge, also some feet smelling torment
>then, a cross dressing serial killer breaks in, looking to murder the girls
>to outwit him, they invite him to the slumber party for a girls night, something he agrees to
>they learn of his upbringing, two lesbians activists and their daughter adopted him and forced gender reassignment roleplay on him for their beliefs, turning him into a monster
>it ends with him blowing his brains out in front of them
>something something, life lesson that all that gender reassignment crap in kids isnt so great after all and should be more criticized

also easy fetish fuel

The whole net neutrality thing gone very wrong. Like how you can only access channels on TV by getting their upgrade package, in this future you must pay extra to have superior digital communication &access.

What kind of package would exist where you can't call emergency services (something modern phones can do without a sim card) but you can get on Sup Forums?

Have an evil racist white guy do something with some spooky technology I don't know he makes peoples knees into their elbows

A white woman gets fucked by a nigger for 35 minutes. Then the white guy gets turned into a bookcase

FIN

Okay guys, stick with me here

Y'know how nowadays everyone has a cell phone?

Well, what if they were evil?

All networks allow emergency calls to go through unrestricted

An interracial couple gets their life ruined by a technology implemented by an evil white man.

OI OI OI WOT EEF AN INTERRACIAL COUPOL DIDN'T PAY FOR THEIR TEEVEE LICENSE OOOOOI MY GOOOOOD

>year is 20XX
>in an area of rural Michigan, a community exists that has explicitly moved itself as far away from electronic signals as possible
>cell phones, internet, even electricity, all banned, except for the sheriff, who lives on the outskirts and only uses his computer and internet to file reports
>one day, one of the residents is murdered in a gruesome way that directly mirrors that of a grisly murder streamed live from some sand people or something
>sheriff must now figure out not only how someone managed to see the murder and replicate it
>spoiler: It turns out the entire town is closely monitored by the government. There are little hints here and there, such as fake trees and "art" that are actually antennas in the background. The government interfered with a local birth of a boy, implanting a chip that relayed satellite information into his brain, to see if they can subtly influence people via satellite from birth, even in a community that tries to shield itself like this.

WHAT IF WE DO ANOTHER ONE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT AI COUNT AS PEOPLE

Mate what if like you had cutting edge tech but it malfunctioned???

That's why it's Black mirror

"What if technology but dystopian"

Title: VMware
>Company designs in house simulation to act as makeshift AI
>Device simulates a universe and has real simulated people inside it doing work for company under slave labour
>Companies ends up firing 90% of their staff, as they can just get a machine to simulate their workforce for them at a fraction of the cost
>Causes huge poverty
>Due to the way simulating a universe works (restoring / saving takes about a year and tons of power), simulation controls the workforce via torture and manipulation / endorphin stimulation of the conscious employees
>Eventually workforces inside matrix somehow realise that they're being simulated, since they are digital and cannot escape they figure out how to crash it
>Simulations around the world stop working permanently, a lot of industries crippled as they relied upon them, basically Y2k
>This causes mass suicide
Twist at the end where our reality is revealed to be a simulation too, and god is using us for his own purposes (farming psychic energy to keep HIS reality working)

That's not technology but dystopian, that's technology but retarded.

A group of scientists have to survive a bunch of killer robots sent by big solar and wind because they discovered a nuclear fusion reactor design.

Episode where I program a cookie and give him a gf and kill myself when I realise I'm not the cookie.