What are kinos that activate my almonds?

What are kinos that activate my almonds?

The Father!!

Son in law?

/thread

The Sneedther

Theresa's son, by the will of Allah.

This

I'm going with this one.

this is giving me a headache for some reason

Someone that fucked her daugher.

Her son

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Her bull.

Easy,nothing

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delet this

You know you want this

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Murder

1: Wouldn't be a question if the answer was as obvious as the first glance at the picture
2: The bloodsplatter is on the right wall, the person has a cigarette in their left hand, the pen is on the left hand side. Yet the gun is held in the right hand?

elephants don't have hands

The same way you lift any other elephant

Also, why was the light unplugged? Stool knocked over and only one flip flop and being that far away from the feet are a sign of struggle

I DON'T FEEL LIKE I AM REAL

whatever he was reading shocked him so much he leaped up, gun and cigarette in hand, spun around and shot himself and fell in such a position

suicide, clear cut

Welp
case closed
GO HOME EVERYBODY

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A sense of entitlement?

Laundry

excuse yourself, exterminate yourself, and then explain this to me

Dumb am I, tho' I tell a story;
I have no legs, but ride a lorry;
A face I lack, but I have a head;
And am often sent in my Master's stead.
What am I?

24 year old faggot refuses alcohol from a friend (under 21) and is then sodomized in a gay threesome.

the one who seeded theresa and her daughter

I think the clear indicator is the cigarette in her hand as she would have finished and ashed it before offing herself

Letter
head>header
Rest of the lines are obvious

What if they just turned around after finishing writing the suicide note?

Best riddle yet, though. Maximum comfy, I think I shall steal it.

nigger stains

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really made my synapses fire

J une
A pril
S eptember
O ctober
N ovember

fwmtw did it obviously

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X

melanin

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its benjamin button

that's dumb, the suspects are all red herrings, Becky is the culprit and the numbers are the days she plans to strike again, she wont do anything on the fifth because uit's her fucking birthday and fuck doing anything productive on your birthday and then saturday and sunday the office isnt open and she doesnt know where these assholes live because they're not friends

Welfare?

It's 1990 B.C., even though humans weren't around back then

the person in question time traveled back to 1990 from 2000

omg so fucking easy

You will find that if you just start beating whomever asks these dumb riddles they will inevitably cough up the answers.

also google

ITT

The guru leaves. Fuck the rest of them.

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born in 1975, had gender reassignment surgery in 1985. no need to congratulate me.

>googling
You’re the kind of faggot that uses a cheat engine for an rpg, aren’t you?

Cry out in laughter, Cry out in fear
Find me with Children when Winter draws near
To bring great Joy, to bring great Doom
Find me with death in the Seventh room
In white with lace, with feathers and gown
Find me with Man when he goes into town
What am I?

Riddles are for virgins. Interrogation is for Chads.

photoshop is the answer

A slut

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farts

HIV

A warm blanket that has goose feathers in it

no

Porgs

A very tacky hat

A cuck.

All 100 blue eyed people leave together on the 100th night.

The man who bought it doesn't want it
The man who made it doesn't need it
The man who used it never saw it
what is it

Correct!

I suppose we're supposed to just assume that they all want to leave the island

I mean, imagine some blue-eyed dude is getting it on the regular from some brown-eyed bitch and on that 100th night he knows he must have blue eyes, and he can leave knowing his squeeze aint coming with or he can stick around one more night and laugh as 100 brown eyed folks all claim to have blue eyes and get denied leaving and then continue hanging out with his girl

negative

>tell a riddle
>people get the correct answer
>tell them they’re wrong anyway
Devilish

>riddle becomes obtuse over time because it hinges on things people don't do anymore

poison

now that ive thought about it more, it occurs to me that in my scenario, the other 99 blues would have all left the 100th night so no browns would have tried to leave, but they'd all see this one blue-eyes sticking around and his brown-eyed girlfriend would know he was staying for her and probably suck his dick

I am straightened, but hang obtuse
My feet they waddle, like a goose
I am despised yet also loved
I am cold but cannot wear gloves
What am I?

war

a coffin

A duck.

is that really enough to consider this on-topic for Sup Forums?

Bane

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murder. she didnt finish the cigarette

with a crane

Leave the fox with my wife's son, the chicken with my son's wife, take the sack and offload the rest of the heroin alone.

take the fox
take the sack
take the chicken
the corn doesn't matter

kill the chicken and the fox, any order is fine

correct

what

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parachutes

bring chicken over
go back and get the fox over, bring chicken back on the way
bring sack over
go back and bring the chicken over

Damn, this brings back memories of middle school
It involves backtracking
>Take chicken across
>Take fox across, bring chicken back to original
>Take sack, leave chicken alone
>Take chicken back across

You got it

you don't bury survivors because the doctor is the mom

how

it's circumstantial at best i'd need to see the full police report to give an accurate answer