ITT: Post the edgiest Sith Lord you can come up with (or most moralfaggy Jedi)

ITT: Post the edgiest Sith Lord you can come up with (or most moralfaggy Jedi)

>Darth Vengaenceus
>uses so much force that he actually depletes it, causing areas were he has used forcd powers to become force free and lethal
>needs to suck the force out of other force users to sustain himself
>lost his true connection with the organized Sith a long time ago ever since he started sucking out their force too
>only cares about himself, has to spend all day looking for force users to suck the force out of, and when he finds them he immediately needs to start looking for more
>doesn't use a lightsaber because kyber crystals melt in his presence
>is naked all the time since clothing wouldn't be appropriate for his unity with the force
>destroyed his sexual organs since he had no need for them and they were impractical
>his skin is covered in tattoo-like patterns which are actually "force scars"

>Darth Deceptus
>child of two Sith Lords who made him become a Sith
>only uses his dark force powers to create visual illusions so that people end up having sex with people they find hideous the following morning

>Garth Icky
>He's pretty gross dude

>Darth Niggerus

>“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”

>is naked all the time since clothing wouldn't be appropriate for his unity with the force

A slice-of-life movie on a typical one of this guy's days is automatically better than TLJ...

>Darth Penumbrius
>is from the same race as darth maul, but with emo hair
>wears black and red leather
>wields a custom black lightsaber
>has the ability to shoot black lightning and control shadows
>killed his family as an infant because of how strong he is with the dark side
>is a lone wolf
>listens to metal

I was going to call a character Darth Tenebrous as a reaction to this but then I realized he already exists.

>Darth Eclipseus
>in the beginning all of existence used to be covered in a blinding light
>this was the force
>in this primitive pre-universe in which vision was useless and only a few force sensitive leaders could "see"
>they were the original Jedi order
>one day DARTH ECLIPSEUS was born
>he tapped into the dark side of the force (he was the first to ever do so) and became intensely powerful
>slowly his creations and actions began to diminish the power of the light
>light disappeared when he wanted it to
>over time so much light was destroyed/consumed by DARTH ECLIPSEUS that normal, non-force sensitive creatures gained the ability to use their eyes, making the Jedi order less powerful and taking away their control over all other life
>DARTH ECLIPSEUS eventually became the pure blackness that is seen between every star, the pure blackness that humans call "darkness" or "absence of light", not realizing that it is the force on its own
>the Jedi order still resents DARTH ECLIPSEUS and his Sith for taking away their sovereignty
>the repressive Jedi code is still based on their old, pre DARTH ECLIPSEUS teachings

>naked dude that can't stop sucking everyone around him
nice self-insert OP

here's a quick sketch of him. I decided his lightsaber is going to be a "shadow katana"

>Darth Maul
>is from race of dark side user cultists
>has horns and red+black skin and shit
>wears black and red leather
>wields a custom two-bladed lightsaber
>becomes leader of organization called Death Watch
>gets legs replaced by robo legs
>teleports behind you

He was probably waiting for them to laugh and thought the idea to include a Darth name was stupid so he came up with equally stupid names.

>Darth Genocidius
>posts on Sup Forums
>avid Rick & Morty fan
>is an atheist, doesn't actually believe in the force at all

>darth shadmanius
>has a skull face with a military hat
>is a pedophile
>is the enemy of rat people, who run in fear if he is mentioned
>has many tattoos and piercings on his body
>is bisexual

>Darth poneyis
>an alien race looking like a poney but dark
>full of piercings and tatooed with red flames
>a dark leather saddle with a huge serrated spike in the middle. There is always a fresh victim impaled on it
>no lightsaber, coz no hands and prefer to beat people to pulp with his hooves then rape them
>use the force to levitate and for putting people on his saddle
>fiendship is magic

Considering how much steaming autistic garbage the EU contains I wouldn't be surprised if you could find something similar on Wookieepedia.

Darth OP

>Darth Hillary
>is married to Bill.
>is Hillary

Pretending to be a retard is still retarded user.

thats just nightcrawler

>Darth user
>is retarded
>is user
>calls others retarded

Well, didnt found anything yet, but mlp fans have already done some work

I won't call you retarded. Because you probably are not retarded. But I will call you a silly goose and unfunny, which you certainly are.

Are you Darth Microwaveus, who uses force lightning to make hotpockets? X.O.X.O

>Darth Athioust
>Rodian (black and red tattoos)
>Wears Black Trenchcoat and black cargo pants that are too long
>Doesn't believe in the force
>Only uses the force to moveobjects
>Kills anyone who does believe in it
>Smells like Slim Jims
>Lightsaber is accidentally pink, when people point this out he acts like it is for being ironic, he secretly likes it.

Pretending to be a retard is still retarded user.

>Darth Nocturus
>a clone made with Palpatine, Plagueis, and Vader's DNA, he was born with a genetic defect that caused him to hate looking at light and his skin to burn from it
>wears cool big dark goggles and a huge black cloak so he doesn't have to look at light
>loves the cold and the color navy blue
>uses a blue lightsaber even though he is sith
>his eyes are like a sith's but blue instead of red
>he was discarded at birth due to his defect, dumped into a slave colony to be forgotten
>Palpatine's ghost tried to possess him but Nocturus devoured him
>some slave kids were teasing him with a flashlight so he killed everyone in the colony
>he has boarded every powerful ship he has come across and claimed it for himself
>uses the force to control a squadron of small attack ships
>can survive for weeks in raw space and often meditates in the vacuum because he enjoys the feeling
>can use the force to stop hyperspace rams
>his home is an amalgamation of every space vessel he has claimed, drifting together on the outer rim away from the light of stars, the insides still decorated with the skeletons of those he has slain

>Kennedictus
>Goal to snuff out the light and the dark, but specifically, the whites.
>feminized the force weakening all males in the galaxy
>Galaxy as a whole gets weaker each year by her slowly seeping poison
>Only exists in an alternate dimension where she can adequately profit from this

>Darth Centrus Intellus Argentus
>Average build
>Wears dark jacket, khaki pants and a blue shirt.
>Instead of a light saber has a sabergun - it uses kyber crystals to fire laser sword like beams
>Makes notes of everything - doesn't let people onboard his spacecraft without adding their names to his flight manifesto
>Is extremely paranoid and doesn't let anyone who meets him bring friends
>Very methodic and cold hearted killer, that always makes sure his victims are dead, i.e. shoots people with his sabergun before throwing them out of his spacecraft

>darth deceptive
>uses lightsaber whip
>everynight he whips his back with this whip causing deep lacerations while whispering "the force is with you" over and over
>has a full robot arm after a mass murder he committed
>in one of the movies, he's introduced as blowing up an entire galaxy
he's a total badass but very dark and complex

>Darth Fedorius
>libertarian
>highly militant atheist
>fights misandry on female forums
>doesn't accept female followers - males are stronger, it's just biology
>tries to be a nice guy, channels his sith energy through contemplating why females are shit and why they always go for the assholes
>force chokes girls who friendzones him
>wears black leather sweatpants for any occasion
>ps2 controller cable is his weapon

>Darth Nauseous
>Perfected spinning
>Attacks his enemies by spinning into them like a Beyblade
>It's a good trick

this is sort of a combination of darth sion and darth nihlus from kotor 2

>Darth Sorus
>Plays the long game
>Apprentice to a sith lord nobody has ever heard of
>Ruins planets by currency speculation and exploiting immigration loopholes

>Darth Jo'kherrus
>Intelligent
>nihilistic
> + with a wicked sense of humor

dude, the emperor is gonna FREAK

>Darth Sonicus
>He goes fast

>Darth Bane
>Born and raised in the deepest hellhole on earth where people go to rot and die
>Saved the ones he loved, but it cost him everything in an event which left his face completely disfigured
>forced to breathe through a hideous mask for the rest of his life, for any removal will drive his constant intense pain to become extreme pain
>Trained by the secret elite ninja group, but was far too strong in the force for them, and they had to kick him out
>extremely large physique
>Went on to wreak havoc wherever he went, leaving no survivors in his path

>Darth Draconis
> Human male that through his experimentation of the dark side, transformed/mutated gave him a classic Faustian devil look (red skin, horns)
> fights with 2 lightsabers in hand and 2 telekinetically spinning around in the air at high speeds.
> red fry your fucking shit to ash force lightening
>Can mind control to the point of near possession
>force face mask to hide his devilish face, still somewhat handsome though
> likes to burn prisoners' skins by lightly grazing his lightsabers across their naked bodies
> Dark sense of humor, hits you with groan inducing puns as you die.

>Darth Noxious
>Darth Miasmic
>Darth Septic
>Darth Mephitic
>Darth Malignant
>Darth Uranus

Darth Clittius, invisible to virgin Jedi.

Darth Danish

Dude is a fat neckbeard with a predisposition to abusing pastry of all sorts.

Is there anything they haven't touched

>I'm absolutely autistic and don't understand humour that isn't quips.

>Darth Swede
>welcomes Jedi to his dominion

Nigga he also created Sidious, Tyrannus, Plageius, and Grievous.

He probably tried to gauge exactly how much he had surrounded himself with ass kissers.

>darth poopus
>he uses the force mind trick to make people think there's something that smells really bad all the time
>they think it's themselves so they never say anything

>darth booboo
>joined the jedi order as a baby
>white male
>bullied by his peers for being weird and shy
>develops a hatred for aliens as they were his primary bullies
>has pyromaniac tendencies
>initially began torturing porgs to feel better, but eventually lead to sneaking out the jedi temple and torturing alien civilians before killing them
>did so because of his repressed sexual urges, develops a fetish for inflicting pain on alien minorities, which leads him to the dark side
>one day gets caught by a jedi and is finally brought in to face his crimes, but defeats the jedi due to his midichlorian count
>goes to outer rim worlds where he spends his time inflicting pain on massive alien populations
>gets his title from his catchphrase = "I'm going to give you a booboo!"
>pyromaniac tendencies allows him to create force fires
>plays with his victims before killing them

>Jedi Lives Matter

grievous wasnt a sith lord

shut the fuck up tony, he had lightsabers n' shit

>Darth Chadeus
>has never heard about the Dark Side, nor the Force despite being a master at it
>took over the galaxy just with his natural charm and looks
>doesn't need an empire, maintains a free democracy, gets reelected every time
>has no apprentices since his only lesson is "just b urself, bro", impossible to betray
>his body has 0% midichlorians, still one with the Force
>the corrupting effect of the Dark Side only makes him more handsome, keeps him from gaining weigh, in perfect shape
>shoots lightning from his hands non-stop 24/7, doesn't even realize it
>doesn't have a lightsaber, not ashamed to carry a blaster
>doesn't exterminate the virgin Jedi, considers them his bros, invites them to the Force gym

>Darth Darth Jinxious
>a huge tapeworm hidden in an emptied gungan skin. Sometimes jumps out of his disguise's mouth to grab food. Fruits or grilled meat while there are potential witnesses, eyeballs when alone with his prey
>The gungan is still alive and his existence is an unending torture of incredible pain. He feeds on this pain and enjoy it
>Master of deception, he acts like a goofy pitiful character to prevent people from understanding
>Can use the dark side of the force to affect probabilities and give bad luck curses to everything he is close to. It also affects people judgment, pushing them for the riskiest decisions with maximum consequences
>It also prevents other force users to look into the future, the dark side clouds their vision
>A mastermind, he acts through others and causes the fall of galactic republic by a simple act at the precise moment. Just as planned
>Doesnt want power, just cause misery and suffering
>Was never caught and one day, disappeared.

I was going to say that despite being a meme, he wouldn't even be edgy at all, but then it hit me that Sith culture is all edgy and that to be edgy for them you have to not be edgy. From their point of view the Jedi are edgy.

It's about the name.

>Darth Coldsteelus
>He was born with a special power, he was stronger than all his classmates in the Korriban Sith Academy
>he served under Revan in the Sith forces and in the final battel against the jedi they were fighting and he turned against his master and killed him
>he lost his eye in the bettle which is why he doesnt not have an eye pls stop PMing me asking me why thats why
>also eye patches aren't gay fuck you xXxMalak666xXx everyone knos your a fucking cheater and couldnt beat Revan 1on1 faggot

>likes: hurting people, being badass, swoop racing, dark throne (the band), force screaming, mind tricks, darkness, dark throne (actual sith throne), hot twi'laek sluts with big tiddies, colour red (cool kind not gay kind)

>dislikes: paragons, light, jedi, force heal, kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit, loyality, weakness, xXxMalak666xXx (magga ass-faggot), mandalorians, colour blue, being nice

>Implying this wasn't already done

Why are the sith so edgy? Why do they have to be evil just for the sake of it

>Darth Rian
>uses sith magic to discard plot points and wreck myths and legends throughout the galaxy.