Come up with a plot for this

come up with a plot for this.

A gritty, ultra violent story of a group western priests and German doctors in China who witness the most horrific acts of inhumanity during the rape Nanking, and decide to join the Japanese in slaughtering chinks.

>Iron Men (Maybe Mountain/Ice Men?)
A story of a group of men that tries to be the first men on the north pole or mount everest.
Dont know if real or fictional story. But all four would work good as a group to withstand the nature, cold and lonliness.

fucking kino

brendan fraiser returns in his debut as roddy winks, a force sensitive pod racer from the moons of dabor. he travels to the distant edge of the galaxy (via podracer planet-hopping) to train under the fabled okie dokie (carrey) where he learns to transform into a collection of tetrahedrons. on his way back home for the podracing tournament he encounters a black tranny named stardust (hamill) at an intergalactic truck stop, there the 2 end up travelling together after taking down the child trafficking ring that was operating out of the truck stop bathroom. swan (goose) is the final antagonist and the ccurrent holder of the podracing championship belt, he kneels for roddy at the end and becomes his sidekick.

All 4 play themselves. Brendan and Jim are hard on their luck unemployble actors, Jim being disillusioned from his gf suicide and on his last bit of rope. Mark Hamill greets them in a bar following a press junket for TLJ. They decide Hollywood needs to burn, and the first one to go is the Goose, the most sought-after, handsome, cleanest, and marketable celeb in the business today. They plan and scheme for a months, and finally grab him into a van and bring him to a warehouse to break him. But he disarms them with the charm and empathy we’d expect from the Goose. He joins their cause as a sleeper agent, a d forms a plan to take down the Hollywood elite by naming names/crimes at an upcoming award acceptance speech. At said event, the JUST League watch their Goose Emissary go up to the podium, and then completely expose their plan, and Bradley Cooper, Ben Affleck, and will Smith ambush the conspirators. As Mark Hamill is being wrestled to the ground and pummelled, he sees a stoic and regretful Harrison Ford looking on. Fade to black.
Bags are pulled off the three’s heads. They have been tied to the backside of the HOLLYWOOD sign. Beneath them are piles of clean bones. The brothers Weinstien, Kathrine Kennedy, Spielberg, and several other Hollywood elites are present and inform them that the machine will always continue to run, regardless of who tries to shut it down. They leave, and crows devour them slowly while they scream.

RYAN GOLSLING: don't worry brendan and jim and mark, I'll make it all better
(he REMOVES his CLOTHING)
now who's gonna be first to baste this goose?

Setting: My bed, 10:45 pm

Well firstly Is recast them all as Idris Elba

A feel good story that's kinda like Little Miss Sunshine where you have a family full of fucked misfits that learn the true meaning of happiness despite the hard times

A prequel to BR 2049 where K hunts down the other 3.

A failed former Hollywood star sucks crazy homeless men's cocks to pay alimony. Eventually, he meets the son he never knew he had, who himself has become a successful actor. The old man warns that all joy is fleeting and that anyone can hit rock bottom.

The UnJUSTables
>Ryan Gosling assembles a team of washed-up actors and trains them to unfuck their shit and defeat the evil corporations which have taken over Hollywood.

A heist comedy.

A trilogy of movies accounting for the Bone Wars - the rapid treacherous scandalous and frontier forging race for fossils of dinosaurs between Marsh and Cope. Would be black comedy by the Cohens with the soundtrack by Kanye but the reverse compose his hiphop sampling into big band and jazz scores.

Carrey and Goose as team Marsh vs Hamil and Fraser as team Cope.

Is this the Suicide Squad?

JUST: The movie

kek.

Four friends go on vacation to a 3rd world country, get kidnapped and are forced to battle each other in a bloodsport.

HOL' UP

screeching violins soundtrack

>brendan fraser
a murder victim
>jim carrey
the murderer
>mark hamill
detective
>ryan gosling
young jim carrey

the story opens up with brendan fraser being killed which introduces the detective. go through some bullshit and they eventually catch jim carrey but only as a witness. we explore jim carrey's past and it's revealed brendan fraser is actually jim carrey's brother. the detective is finding it hard to pin evidence on jim carrey and can't find motivation but it's later revealed through a flashback of jim carrey that he and his brother had a falling out over money to which jim carrey kills brendan over it. this motivation is never made clear and jim carrey gets away scott free, brendan fraser is dead, and mark hamill retires as a depressed old man, never finishing his last case.

Brendan is a down on his luck nobody who never really had a family or anything worth living for. He meets Jim at a bar one night and they hit it off talking about their life and their losses and finally they decide they might as well tear the town up before inevitably killing them selves the next morning. Brendan then reveals to Jim that he has a son that he never sees because he’s afraid he’ll hate him for never being there. Enter the Goose. They decide to go to his apartment and make him come out with them to experience what it’s like to have his father in his life if it’s at least for one night. Jim them reviles he has a brother he hasn’t talk to in years. Enter Mark. They do a bunch of talking and even almost get in a fight before he agrees to go out with his brother for the night. They do a bunch of crazy stuff, the goose takes them to all his crazy Chad hotspots and they run into lots of trouble and at the end of the movie Brendan and Jim decide not to kill them selves but instead enjoy the family they ignored for so long. Fin.
>movie takes place during Christmas
>it’s a dark comedy
>set in new york

The last four white men who could be considered role models for the youth are sacrificed in an altar in order to birth the starchild (played by Ariana Grande at young age and Beyoncé at a later age) and thus bring forth the Feminist Negrotopia we all dreamed of.

This is almost Kino but Goose would never betray people like that, he's a real human bean. Replace him with Jake Gyllenhal

Like this concept. Maybe a little bit too reality. But would be nice like a Kevin Smith/Mel Brooks film. Or maybe if George Clooney produce it.

Dig it. Would watch it!

Boom! Instant gangsta crime film

Rape Allegations In Progress

>rap music starts playing
RAIP: The Movie

>brendan fraiser returns in his debut

I read this as brendan fraser returns his debt

Carey plays a legendary cop turned serial killer. Mark Hamil is the chief who puts young hotshot Goose and Carey's burned out former partner Brendan on the case.

>dig it

plot twist - Carey is being framed by Hamil
>this goes all the way to the top!

The last tour of The Grateful Dead the year Jerry Garcia died

3 has beens fall in love with a goose...

A story about two incompetent old prospectors (Hamill, Carrey) trying to flush out two bandits hiding in their mine

It's like Mouse Hunt and Home Alone smashed together and put in the wild west

True Detective season 3

Set in the middle of Alaska in the dead of winter. A detective (Fraser) is down on his luck and past his prime after his wife left him, and recently the absense of his partner (Carrey) who left the force for heavy psychological reasons involving the death of his young daughter. Gosling is a greenhorn on the force and Brendans new partner. Together they’re tracking down a serial killer (Hamill) who specifically hunts down young girls and boys to “sacrifice them to Moloch”, and years before got away with killing Carreys daughter ritualistically.

Carrey is Frasers and Goslings link and psychological connection to the case, and his scenes would feature comfy dialogue spewing from his giant loner beard.

...

first post and we already have a winner.

of course directed by S Craig Zahler

>As Mark Hamill is being wrestled to the ground and pummelled, he sees a stoic and regretful Harrison Ford looking on. >Fade to black
Wasnt ready for The feels.

fund it