Luke, did I ever tell you about Asajj Ventress?

Luke, did I ever tell you about Asajj Ventress?

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Did I ever tell you about man with a pinch of paprika?

Why would he, unless he wanted to brag about slipping her his big pink lightsaber during a heated battle?

She was BLACKED by another Jedi. He was a good friend.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Savage Opress?

stop forcing it, its not funny and will never be

Luke, did I ever tell you about helicopter lightsabers?

Luke, did I ever tell you about sourceless milkies?

Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of General Grievous?

sorry sweedit, this is always funny

Luke, did I ever sell you any property? It was some good land.

kill me, just kill me right now

Right?

She a boring ass Thot, show me something challenging

source
NOW

the reason why this meme doesnt work is that no one remembers the movie.

Sourceless?

It's Lindsey Pelas. Enjoy.

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Does anyone else want to hurt people like this? I don't mean kill just disfigure their face in some way. I want to see how they would react to having their beauty taken away from them

she looks like an annoying cunt

Yes, there’s something seriously wrong with you.
The most basic enlightened impulse is the pursuit and protection of beauty.

>Does anyone else want to hurt people like this? I don't mean kill just disfigure their face in some way. I want to see how they would react to having their beauty taken away from them
Legit psychopath right here

punishing an attractive girl by having her be me has occurred more than once.

Dude you are fucked in the head, go see a therapist?

I understand the path you walk

There’s nothing wrong with him, it’s just natural

Luke, did I ever tell you about your father and his orange jailbait padawan? They were very close and there was this one time he even sold her as a slave. Sometimes, when he was tired of her complaining, I would get sloppy seconds. He was a good friend.

Yes. If you want to stay on the right side of the law, find a prostitute and pay her a lot of money. Good way to keep that impulse in check.

If you want to take it further, I suggest you go overseas.

It's a natural impulse desu

>Cognition that desires to inflict harm on potential (loosest possible usage) mating partners because they have signifiers for good health
>Natural

Fuck off slimebag, you're a dead end.

Luke, you would have loved this. We told her there was no underwear in space, and then we trained her to hold her lightsabers backwards and jump around doing the full splits all the time. It was like a nonstop porno, Luke. Don't give me that look, the BBY's were a different time, alright? Every clone we ever served with peeled that orange. They were good friends.

If you've never felt that urge you may want to get your test levels checked user.

Did I ever tell you about attacking people in anger, my young apprentice?
If you try to strike a defenceless man down with all of your hatred, your journey to the dark side will be complete.
That is, of course, unless you’re a self entitled brat and be the person you’re attacking isn’t giving you everything you want. Then it’s perfectly fine.
You’ll know which good friend I’m talking about in a few years.

I appreciate beauty obviously, just not the obnoxious kind. She looks completely vapid and empty. Aren't you curious what she would do? Waking up one morning to find her face destroyed.

I don't think I'm a psychopath I think this is a natural thought many males would have when seeing someone like this

Beauty is more than skin deep. Really. If you a fuck more about that thot that a girl who is slightly less hot but is more demure/respectful, you are a fucking idiot.

Fucking normies.

she's not beautiful though. She's attractive. Which psychoanon has recognised and you haven't. He wants to take away a good looking thots one redeeming quality which is pretty funny desu

>implying our nature is by default good
What an insipid, unaware fuck you are.

>Fuck women and fight men
>Testosterone

>Slice women's faces up like The Joker
>"We the jury find the defendant guilty"

How are you this naive about the human condition? If you can't understand why someone would want to destroy something beautiful you're a fucking retard.

*if you give a fuck more about that thot than a girl

This. I don't understand how beauty is solely physical for some people. How they can call that *thing* beautiful is beyond me.

Ahaha

Actually is the other way around

Yeah that's an awful reply. You wanna try that again?

It's a girl/normie. They're scared when you say something like 'I want to harm this girl' so they make up a bunch of shit.

>Yes, Ben. You even have some holo-nudes where she is furiously fucking with that weird Jedi with the yellow tattoos.

I can’t be bothered to reply to everyone, but you retards are just projecting hard.
Judging from the webm, she’s average, happy, and beautiful.
I fail to see the issue with any of these things. Much less to say that she should be punished.
It’s fucking absurd, and I know you’re just a bunch of edgy underage reddditors waiting for the next trap thread.

>beauty is only physical

You fucking shallow cunt

A patrick bateman.jpg is fitting in more ways than one here

Do I want to have a more serious debate with a degenerate psycho who thinks it's perfectly normal to want to slice up young girl's faces?

No, not really.

>dude if you don’t sympathize with serial killers you’re a retard
Biggest brainlet in the thread

it's just little billy angry he can't have something and sperging out. It's pretty basic shit.

Sam please

Luke, did I ever tell you that your father fell to the dark side in part due to keeping his affair with your mother secret, despite the fact that there was no reason for him to not just leave the order, with absolutely no repercussions?
He even knew I considered doing it myself, in a scenario nearly identical to his.
Odd he never talked to me about it. Perhaps he didn’t think I was a good friend.

Roastie toastie don’t reply to my postie

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2edgy5me fuck off homo

Oh I see, you're actually a female. It's not A degenerate psycho, it's degenerate psychos. You're outnumbered here a lot of people are acknowledging the feeling of wanting to do this.

Did I say to sympathise with anyone retard? I said if you can't understand why someone would have that thought then you'e retarded.

>degenerate psycho
>psycho
Yeah, you don't know what that word means. Plus you don't know anything about the impulse so you can't say it's psychopathic.

>sympathize
Normies, not even once.

Has he ever told Luke about Sneed?

stop making me realize things obi wan.

The problem is that she's a brainless attention-whore and needs to get back to the kitchen.

>sperging out
>Hey guys does anyone else ever feel like taking beauty away from people who seem like bimbos?
all he did was ask a question that you don't like

Nope.

>judging from the 5 second clip of her bouncing her tits up and down, she's happy and beautiful
Thanks for the update doc

Why not just say like "how do you think she'd feel if she could never wear make-up again and her tits deflated", why do you have to knife some useless thot in the face?

i mean the desire you stupid shit.

Why not grow some balls you useless faggot?

Please tell me that's not an actual line

Formerly Chuck hasn't heard that name in a long while

Why not remove yourself from the gene pool you Neanderthal. Part of what makes the human race the apex predator of the planet is the ability to work past our base instinct, which you clearly can't do

Luke, did I ever tell you about your twin sister? Master Yoda and me decided to hide you both in different places so your father wouldn't find both of you, even though he thought both of you were dead. Actually, he wasn't even aware there were two of you, life can go unexpected ways sometimes.
We have your sister to a senator of the Republic to raise as his child, and sent you to your family, to be raised by your grandmother's stepson and his wife. They were really needing someone to help them farm moisture, and it was a pleasant place for a child to be raised, in the desert of Tattooine. Don't worry, I found a place to live at the other side of said desert, just to be sure the sand people wouldn't go into that house and kidnap one or more of you again.
I'm glad your father didn't remember going there himself to see his mother's grave or visit his family. It would be very bizarre for him to find a force sensitive child around, from a certain point of view. I guess he was a good friend after all.

>"One guy agreed with me on Sup Forums so carving up young girl's faces MUST be the normal, majority opinion."
>"Only a roastie would disagree. We call them Roasties because we want to carve them up like roasts, right?"

I didn't say that because I wasn't wondering about what her personality would be like when she gets old. I'm talking about something abrupt and instant while she still has her looks.
I really didn't mean to start any discussion here guys it was just a passing thought I had

>Forget Asajj Ventress, Luke. Did I ever tell you about image forums? Those were helluva fun, Luke. Except when some retards posted things completely out of the subject, and then more retards engaged in meaningless debates. Oh Luke, those were different times.

Yeah nah. Get help.

>Send the girl to be a princess on Alderaan
>Send the boy to a moisture farm on Tattooine

Good thing MGTOW wasn't around back then.

Legit soyboi right here

Work past your base instinct and have a discussion about what the guy said instead of calling him a 'psycho' then you dumb cunt.

It was at least 50/50 but now it's just a couple people samefagging. You're just strawmanning now. I didn't call anyone roasties I just agreed that having that thought is probably common

>Yeah nah. Get help.
Someone please fucking tell me they realise how normie some of the guys are in here. Please.

It's basically nothing but then there are girl/faggots.

but he gets .02 cents a post to create awareness of the avengers

Please open a dictionary before you use words you do not understand.

I never said I was going to fucking marry her.
I fail to see how mutilation is a suitable response.

>Hey look, that comment on /fa/ got loads of replies, i'll make a similar one on Sup Forums

I see what you're doing cunt.

>The thread on /fa/ if people have yet to see it, fpbp

You know the original user who asked the question could have opened up for some interesting discussions about the malevolence that undoubtedly exists in humans but all of you are so fucking retarded half of you got offended at the premise so you're screeching and the other half are screeching right back

Do a vocaroo so we can tell if you are a male or female.

tell me a story about the Sun Crusher Ben

Speaking of your twin sister, did I ever tell you that Yoda wanted to train her and not you? Yes, that's why Yoda was so dismissive of you on Dagobah. Why? Well, Yoda knew she'd be a better Jedi then you ever would, with awesome Force powers like the ability to fly through space. The Force is Female, you see. And it is a good friend.

Luke, did I ever tell you about *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

What words did I misuse? I would love to know!

good meme

Hey Abdul what's up.

Kill yourself you beta pussy worshipper

why did they remove the scene where Biggs mentions nationalizing commerce in the central systems?

Would you hurt this young and upcoming young actress Sup Forums? She has a sizeable body of work already
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This is why no one likes you, sperg.

It's natural to want to put her in her place.

>normie
This is generally used by people with niche hobbies, eccentric personalities, and refined tastes, not the dangerous mentally ill who want to carve up young girls and wear their faces as masks or whatever you and your peers talk about in Cell Block B.

Because sympathize literally means to understand you ESL brainlet.