What should the Sup Forums movie be about?

What should the Sup Forums movie be about?

some fag that dies poor and alone, really there's a ton of Sup Forums movies already

a fifteen second clip of a man shitting looping for 5 hours

cucks

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>Traps

And only traps

Kinda looks like Sigourney Weaver.

Gamergate.

Rick Astley

Freedom

a guy that creates one of the biggest content hubs of the internet just to end as a google employee

MMMm take my fucking money right now!

Moot, traps, ambiguity and his mom, Sigourney. It's not even hard to write. Get it together, Harv.

Bailey Jay, Boxxy and the Chocolate Rain turd are already here.

Where's Cracky?

She had to split because she's fucked up as hell on meth. Not to mention that her sixth kid, Asleeza, is still a baby.

Sup Forums's origin story is pretty boring desu
>moot takes code from japanese website
>translates it to english
That's about it

The Sup Forums gang infiltrate Hiroshimoot's lair and delete all the stolen personal data he's selling to corporations and the NSA. Then they all have gfs.

(You)

A man creates one of the biggest mexican puppet apparatus of the world just to end in a japanese cellphone sweatshop

There's nothing a few 'creative liberties' can't fix.

The daily lives of 2 mods, talking about the worst threads of the day, slowly sliding into depression until one suicide and the other becomes a nazi brownie

Symbolize Sup Forums's rise and ever-increasing presence in moot's life with his descent into diddling cute traps, constantly being followed by memers and hacktivists, his buddy WT Snacks getting him into trouble constantly, etc. There are some scenes peppered through the movie with moot smoking weed, dressing up like a girl and playing with his cat. One big hallucination scene somewhere in the movie when moot is drugged, we can stuff a bunch of abstract memes and lolcats here. Ultimately he uncovers a plot of deception that leads him to fire his trusted friend, Snacks. In the end, we see Sup Forums thrive and moot take his place as the watchful guardian of internet creativity and freedom.

I'm picturing a Big Lebowski type mystery where many parties are involved but have almost nothing to do with the end reveal.

A weeb mommys boy who never wanted fame, gives it all up to go innawoods

what has moot been up to lately?

Unironically this. Replicates the experience of constantly reloading the front page of Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Filmed in real time with static cameras over the shoulders of the two protagonists on a split screen. It lasts 24h like some of Warhol's films. Budget: $45-50 million

Working for Kushner to update some government IT system. There was a thread on Sup Forums about it yesterday.

Who plays WT?

The body of someone, maybe?