Remember when we could discuss theories and concepts of the mysteries of the universe based on what we know?

Remember when we could discuss theories and concepts of the mysteries of the universe based on what we know?

Now it’s just a million threads about Jews, SJWs, colored haired girls, manchildren. What the fuck happened to this place

He started the fire..

Their fault. Should've left corporate PsyOp politics out of this.

>Remember when we could discuss theories and concepts of the mysteries of the universe based on what we know?
no

>What the fuck happened to this place
A massive influx of angsty teenagers during the Trump campaign who don't like rebellion leaders to remind them of their mom or their guidance counselor.

thats what happens when sheep lefty cucks actually start noticing the world is fucked up, youre becoming men.

What the fuck is there to discuss? They're making this shit up as they go along there's no plan. Litereally anything can happen in the next episode, foreshadowing or universe rules set up don't matter. Even if they defeat the first order we already know that a guy with 30 ships can come out of nowhere and take over the galaxy so it's scruffy rebels fighting him over again. The victory in the OT was worth nothing and the new victory is gonna be worth nothing

>Remember when we used to project theories onto JJ's empty mystery box?
>Now it's just people angry that they've realised it's empty

You make a political film and it's going to get political feedback

>What the fuck is there to discuss?

This. Anything you wanted to know was capped off in the last movie. Honestly I don't even give a fuck what happens in the next one. There's nothing there.

You dye a hair purple, you'll get triggered Sup Forumsacks with their ""political"" feedback

That's what movies are now because you can't just make a good film with white people anymore.

Identity politics makes everything better!

The Culture War happened son.

And you are going to be living it every day for the rest of your existance.

manchildren

There's literally nothing in the next movie to discuss
The only thing left to wonder now about the film is where they will possibly take it now that the primary antagonist is dead, the secondary antagonist is already not a threat to the primary protagonist having been beaten already, and both sides have had their standing armies 90% destroyed
If they've done this to set up personal conflict and drama for the next episode like ROTJ 2.0 then they're going to have to fabricate a new backdrop or its going to be boring as hell

Its almost like there is a culture war going on and the politicization of tv and movies led to the politicization of Sup Forums.

Lol jk its all a Sup Forums invasion.

Do you ever think about what you write?

when will we learn about his slippers

Now ye just wait a minute thar ya city slicker! Ten years ago I fell in a corn machine but that ain't stopped me none! Moisture farming!? hah! get ye gone with yer new fangled snake oil stories! welp, gotta tend my crops now...

>sjw take over everything
>everything is now about sjwing

Imagine my shock.

Why do you want to discuss theories? Nothing matters in Star Wars
>The New Republic
Gone, irrelevant to everything
>Snoke's orgins
Dead, irrelevant
>Knights of Ren
Never mentioned again, irrelevant
>Rey's origins
Who cares at this point
>The conclusion to new wars
Rey defeats kylo/brings him to the lightside, the end.

Star Wars is devoid of things to discuss now because Rian Johnson was tired of nerds coming up with better ideas than his script. Maybe we can theorize about what Poe's next prank phone call will be.

Because Starwars is just about Jews, SJW's, coloured hair lesbians and man children.

The magic is gone

your idols that make and star in these films loudly proclaim their political views any chance they get, and companies will shove politics in their movies because thats what the dumb sheeple want and they want to squeeze as much money from as many demographics as possible. blame them for not being able to escape politics any more.

Hillary lost kek

Only one question remains. Will they dig up Carrie and re-animate her for the next movie?

aww poor babbi did Rian Johnson take a shit on your childhood?

...

>>sjw take over everything
>being this delusional

what did he mean by this?

what did xe mean by this?

Really makes you think.

What do you want to discuss? TLJ basically took all the lore of SW and tore it up. Luke drinking space cow jizz while it looks lovingly at Rei is the climax of the film. It sums up everything
>suck it losers, we are shitting on everything

There is no set up at the end of the film to speculate on. All the (admittedly weak) set up from TFA has been dealt with (by dispatching it or explicitly saying "its nothing") and this film's conflict is largely resolved.

The film ends with Kylo being the Supreme Leader and the rebels escaping. We have had two films where the rebels have rekt the First Order's shit and we know Rey can beat Kylo. OK. What is even the point of the next film? They should have had Rey, not Luke, duel with Kylo at the end and kill him and just cancel Ep 9. They are giving Rian Johnson a trilogy anyway, so its clear that's what they are focusing on. Ep 9 will just be jewjew rehashing TFA again. We will get a mystery set up in the beginning and in typical JJ fashion, kinda/not really resolved at the end. Done. Another billion dollars.

No, he just made a bad movie, and if it was called something like "Jupiter Ascending: A Princess of Mars" instead of Star Wars, critics would give it 40% and the whole thing wouldn't make 300 million. Let's all leave it be and forget about this shit fest.

It's funny because I thought the Finn spam was probably the lowest we could go when the TFA trailer dropped. Guess I was wrong.

Unironically how do you fuck up Star Wars this bad
Could have had JJ rehash the entire OT and fans would have been pissed but the movies would have been fine

>We will get a mystery set up in the beginning and in typical JJ fashion, kinda/not really resolved at the end. Done. Another billion dollars.

at least I can eat my popcorn without choking on all the pretentious edge

This where we're at now? Defending JJ. Lel

the mouse said they won't do it (out of respect).
But they will, because they already did it (with young-Leia and Cushing of course). And it will bring in the beloved shekels.

mystery box! MYSTERY BOX!

>J.J. Abrams’ talk has perhaps the best title of all time: “The mystery box.” In it, the Star Trek director and Lost co-creator reveals how, years ago, he purchased a box at a magic shop that promised $50 of magic for $15. Only, he has never had the heart to open it because “it represents infinite potential.” In his fast-paced talk, Abrams reflects on how mystery boxes are an essential part of on-screen narratives, and how withholding information can be far more engaging than giving it away.

>what J.J. failed to learn at the Dollar Tree owned by that nice old asian man was how to fucking end a story once you've introduced said mystery box

He's not really wrong though.
>how withholding information can be far more engaging than giving it away

Star Wars has survived 40 years on nothing but speculation and fan fiction.

>remember when we would discuss mysteries
>what the fuck happened
The latest Star Wars kino shit all over every theory to the point that people realize they don't know what the fuck they're doing. There is no planned storyline. There is no plan at all aside from le evil white men and grrrl power. We talk about what they've given us to talk about.

I'm assuming that IX will open with either the opening crawl referencing Leia dying of old age and leaving the Rebelion in turmoil or the opening scene being her funeral.

And that's about the only thing worth speculating for 2 years. Rian Johnson killed all hype for this franchise

gamergate

>Leia dying from old age
She's only in her 50s canonically. Makes more sense to say the stress of the war (̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶c̶a̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶i̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶)̶ caused her to croak

well that's just bullshit.
It was a completed story with enough material in-universe to spawn spinoffs like no other. But in essence the OT was told. That's why normies could move on with their lives while autisto-nerds stayed for the lore and self-inserts. These new movies are like heroin, making you addicted to "answers" but never deliviering even the slightest bit, in fear of "offending" someone (that means keeping the shekels away).

relax there mouseshill, star wars is a SJW franchise now and you everyone know it

Johnson and Kennedy really went for an edgy Star Wars deconstruction in TLJ, and it's all for the sole aim of re-purposing SW. They want the iconography and imagery, without the baggage.

Disney wanted it both ways:
- have new story set in SW universe
- cash in on the old franchise

So they have the first film that trades completely on nostalgia, it is ANH with elements of ESB. Unfortunately, that puts them in a creative ditch as they are just re-treading the same stuff. So in TLJ, they nuke it all. Forget the whole thing, all the past is irrelevant. They've gotten rid of Luke and Leia is IRL dead. They wanted to make Leia into some wizened magic Warrior Queen that passes the torch to Rey at the end, but whatever, it's better she's gone so they don't have to have Grannie Fisher on screen. The last episode will just end it and try to extract all the shekels it can in the process. It doesn't need to be good, just passable (hence JJ coming back).

Now they have free reign to rape the franchise to death, not being tied to the OT and having cashed in on all the nostalgia from SW oldfags. The next SW trilogy will be Lucas' dream - aimed at the kids. All the while, Disney will flog special OT editions and maybe even stand alone films in that era (like RO) to keep milking older SW fans for more sheks.

It's not about caring about the IP, but ruthlessly extracting every single cent from it. Disney is nowhere near making money on this yet and they will do everything to ensure that the well is dry.

TLJ is Disney leftist propaganda

the normalfags see it as a middle finger to the fandom

The left see it as a bad movie

the right see it as forced pro[aganda

the movie is getting flak from all sides and Disney is in full on damage control mode

It wasn't an accident they ruined Star Wars.

They are deliberately and systematically ruining anything and everything they percieve white men like, because they want to punish white men for the perceived evil they have inflicted on the world.

It is deliberate, intentional and won't stop until they are stopped.

>the movie is getting flak from all sides and Disney is in full on damage control mode
wait until Solo leaves a 600 million dent in their finances. That's going to be the meat grinder that kills Kennedy. It's why they begged JJ back; he knows how to sell shit to plebs and they need to salvage this. Ep 9 will be hailed as a masterpiece, with Disneyshills saying how it was all the master plan.

you're an idiot.

>Forget the whole thing, all the past is irrelevant.
>Kill it if you have to