Learns chewies language in less than a day

>learns chewies language in less than a day
>has to translate chewie for luke
>beats luke in a fight

>Jay "well she's not a mary sue in this one!"

what the fuck is his problem?

Man she got fat.

The fat, sorry, I mean, the force, is with her

He´s a kike, and the average kike is a lier

Sauce: I´m a kike too

whats wrong with her face?

He is a liberal. If you didn't know already they literally said they all will vote for Hillary except rich, because Sanders didn't win so he wasn't gonna vote at all.

You would be naive to think Disney hasn't been funding them for years under the table.
>force awakens great
>marvel movie great
>all Disney stuff great and you believe us because we cynical basterds hate everything!

But still no tits and ass.

Doesn't she understand droids too, while Luke needed a computer or C3P0 to translate for him.

She understands everything sweetie, just get over it

she's acting

>RLM watches cop training video
>laugh and eat popcorn watching real photos of cops stabbed to death
>RLM christmas episode, spends 20 minutes making 9/11 jokes laughing at all the Americans who died that day then call it an inside job as a running gag
>said that JJ Abrams should direct new star wars because he is great a year before he took the job
>hates Adam Sandler for making jokes about minorities

he also likes to sneak in how great he thinks diversity is into reviews

Don't you know that feeling when you start doing something slightly physically active but suddenly get a stomach cramp.

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>Shits on star wars.
>Gets to travel the world going to movie festivals screening a YouTube video
>Value declines.
>Disney comes along offers to buy it.
>Now star wars is great!

>Has spent 19 years scavenging for a trading post in which thousands of species from all over the Galaxy visit every day.
Why do people start out with valid points that support their position on something but then nitpick to the point where that position can no longer be taken seriously?

Knowing multiple languages only seems like a superpower to Americans. It's normal to the rest of the world

>lived in a city for 20+ years where there are thousands of greeks, arabs, chinese, vietnamese, japanese, poles, italians and germans
>I'm now magically a linguistic genius

so basically they're not politically at all and they pretty much never think about politics. Quite an appealing trait at the moment

Get out of your room and you will be.
I can speak fluent english and french. I also speak spanish, italian, japanese, siamese and hindi enough to get by.
I never took any courses.

You’ve obviously practiced on your own

He probably sounds like a retard to everyone and can only order a cup of coffee.

Yes. By talking with people around me that speak the languages.
Immersion is a very quick way to learn. 20 times as fast as courses or online/book study.

She looks delicious in that pic tho

>Has spent 19 years scavenging for a trading post in which thousands of species from all over the Galaxy visit every day.
lol. that outpost had about 30 people in it tops. it's not mos eisley

>Implying the lonely girl with almost nothing better to do didn't
Congratulations.

Makes you want to blow raspberries on her chubby belly doesn't it?

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I'm probably not even gonna bother with ep3 in the cinemas. This is just sad.

>they didn't not like TLJ in the same way that I didn't like it
are star wars autists the worst autists?

white women ruins everything

Yeah, ((White women))

>white
For Christ's sake look at the fucking noses

This is an American website. Americans see White differently than Europeans.

Any day, he die, remember my words.

>series created by a white man
>entire genre (fantasy, sci-fi) created by white men
>"hey lets just hire only minority women lol"

Guardians of the Galaxy has surpassed star wars in every conceivable way

No literary or movie genre was ever created or consolidated by a black man. Makes you think doesn't it?

every way but the bottom line. rocko raccoon and his pal treeman will never make as much money as nuwars

yfw you discover that Kathleen Kennedy has a twin sister

if you get too fat you'll eventually get tits and ass