Jesus Christ Jiro
It's just raw fish and rice
Jesus Christ Jiro
It's just raw fish and rice
whats this from
Lost in Translation
>eating steak that raw
Hi worms.
>not being able to eat raw meat
Better stick to your soy nuggets.
YOU PAY ME 300 DORRAR GAIJIN
that's tuna
The Flavor of Green Tea over Rice
>Food experts deem a restaurant to be one of the best in the world
>Plebs on Sup Forums who can't stomach anything but soy milk and well done steak think they have a say in any culinary matter
Suck my fat, 7.5 inch dick
>steak
No it's too red to be tuna. This is tuna.
What a short dick, itty bitty baby boy.
>Not posting toro
>how to know someone's a fag
>they eat sushi
everytime
Not him, but I have had nagiri that was red like that, so you're wrong.
>you have to be a food expert to know if food is overpriced >:(
*drops a living fish on a bag of rice*
GIB SIX MIRRION DORRA NOW YOU GAIJIN PECE OF SHIT
you uncut or nah?
yeah, a tuna steak
Anyone else like their tuna medium well?
I dream of genie
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
Virgin Nipponese cook
>Doesn't have decent spices on land, has to put entire lifetimes into making the food look decent to compensate.
>mutilated jew dick
thought so
disgusting
>muh spices
Alright Pajeet, how about high quality ingredients?
But the rice is incredible! The greatest taste produced by man
I want some nigiris now
Boku no Jiro Sushio
>tfw I’d rather go to his son’s restaurant
this is the worst meme to be forced on Sup Forums ever
even worse than that baseball faggot
Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape
I dream of sushi 2: Initial D
>raw shrimp
Finding Nemo
>didn't even change the filename
Sushi is quintessential soyboy food, deal with it weeboo.
How to make gaijin eat your yellowru sosseguru
somtimes i really like jav
Sushi is the soyboy food. It's literally just raw fish covered in soy which is put on rice
those are prawns you fastfood eating precooked prepacked canned boxed and bottled eating philistine
>Not him but I'm a soyboy
Reminder that Jiro is so up his own ass that he makes his apprentices cook rice for ten years before letting them even touch fish
>Being this bald
I DREAM OF GETTING AN ASSLOAD OF MONEY FROM GULLIBLE IDIOTS
>just salmonela my shit up
Why not just use a rice cooker instead of ancient japanese techniques?
How about the world's tastiest fish that you mayos can't eat because it has spines, non genetically engineered cattle, some of the best seafood in the entire world, more sub species of rice to choose from? Pajeet streetfood tastes better than most overpriced sushi.
When will they do a Chef's Table episode with Ja/ck/, bros?
Tuna comes in a can.
No way could you get a piece of tuna that size from a single fish.
Sushi is garbage but there's a good chance that Pajeet streetfood has literal shit in it
>sushi rice
>cooked in the satans fart air that is electric cookers
and this is what sushiretards want you to believe will take you your entire life to master. slicing fish. and putting it on rice
lmao
>He eats raw fish
HAHAHAHAHA
baka gaijin detected
If I go to Jiro's place and put ketchup on his sushi what would he do to me?
What do non-soyboys eat?
>sushi is exclusively raw fish
>what are california rolls
>what is vegetarian rolls
your moms pussy
forgive me I meant raw rice on rice
Eating pussy is for betas.
>slow motion 4k shots of jack ripping apart a brisket with bear claws while blaring classical music plays
How the hell do I find JAV where the girl finishes the guy off onto her face instead of in her mouth or having him jack himself off onto her face?
Kino
how so?
Someone post this lost man the greek cunnilingus stuff
OIKK OH TAKKA NO GAIJIIN IN MY SUBWAY OHHHHH
only a true man can eat your moms pussy though, gotta be able to lift her fat rolls out of the way
Sushi actually tastes good and has meat though.
...
?!
>valuable protein, veggies, and carbs
>soyboy
You can be a faggot about sushi but it's not soyboy food.
quuaaaddss
No need to be angry boy of soy
im here for Luo dong spiritual massage posting
>Jiro: Nightmares of Ass Rape
>luo dong posters have to post in Jiro threads because their own threads die
pathetic
topkek
Of all the genuinely good, tasty food Japan has to offer, why would anyone pick fucking sushi, literal raw fish on rice.
Sushi is the biggest fucking meme
Well Jiro, I made it, despite your directions.
wrong
Nero Hallucinates of Linguini
"Jiro Dreams of Sushi"? So, you're telling me that this guy goes to sleep and when he's asleep he's dreaming of sushi??
The amount of retarded food critics in Sup Forums is absolutely incredible
I could do the same thing
Give my piece and hack Jiros piece to some random and they won't be able to tell a difference
You seem to think that this is not common among "good" sushi chefs.
>>Food experts deem a restaurant to be one of the best in the world
But they haven't tho. In fact most critics agree that the golden years of Jiro's restaurant are long past and what left is an overhyped shell.
Nice fanfiction
Checked
Dunston checks in
No, he dreams of the sushi raping a 13 year old loli.
>food experts
lmao. do you also agree with every movie critic that the last jedi is good?
>Honestly thinking it comes down to just placing fish on rice
It's the selection of meat from the market, the temperature, the type of cut, the type of rice, how it was prepared, how it was cooked
Its agreed that it's nowhere near the best sushi for the exorbitant price range, the mandatory 30 minute meal course makes the whole experience uncomfortable for most people.
I remember when mythbusters proved this was shit
Keep shitting out that fanfiction of yours
>All of the attention lavished on Sushi Mizutani comes primarily outside Japan. Locals do not feel as strongly about it. Most Japanese in Tokyo are aware that they can get sushi of the same quality without the obscene price and ridiculous reservation list. Sushi Mizutani is high quality, no doubting that, but that quality is not unique to just Sushi Mizutani. Great sushi in Tokyo will be expensive. It does not need to be as pricey as Sushi Mizutani and you are better off avoiding this tourist trap. If burning money is your passion, then by all means join the bandwagon of tourists and impress your foodie friends back home. You are just paying a huge overhead for the ability to say you had a piece of Jiro’s sushi dreams.
It literally exists and continues to exist solely by tricking stupid whitu piggu into paying hundreds of dollars for a subpar meal made by a rude old man
those are barracudas user
stay butthurt in your little cave in the subway jiro
>It's the selection of meat from the market,
We literally know not just the market, but the specific guy that sells him the fish
>the temperature
Ambient temperature
>the type of cut
Meme
>the type of rice, how it was prepared, how it was cooked
Regular white rice