Jesus Christ Jiro

Jesus Christ Jiro

It's just raw fish and rice

whats this from

Lost in Translation

>eating steak that raw

Hi worms.

>not being able to eat raw meat
Better stick to your soy nuggets.

YOU PAY ME 300 DORRAR GAIJIN

that's tuna

The Flavor of Green Tea over Rice

>Food experts deem a restaurant to be one of the best in the world
>Plebs on Sup Forums who can't stomach anything but soy milk and well done steak think they have a say in any culinary matter

Suck my fat, 7.5 inch dick

>steak

No it's too red to be tuna. This is tuna.

What a short dick, itty bitty baby boy.

>Not posting toro

>how to know someone's a fag
>they eat sushi
everytime

Not him, but I have had nagiri that was red like that, so you're wrong.

>you have to be a food expert to know if food is overpriced >:(

*drops a living fish on a bag of rice*
GIB SIX MIRRION DORRA NOW YOU GAIJIN PECE OF SHIT

you uncut or nah?

yeah, a tuna steak

Anyone else like their tuna medium well?

I dream of genie

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Virgin Nipponese cook
>Doesn't have decent spices on land, has to put entire lifetimes into making the food look decent to compensate.

>mutilated jew dick

thought so

disgusting

>muh spices
Alright Pajeet, how about high quality ingredients?

But the rice is incredible! The greatest taste produced by man

I want some nigiris now

Boku no Jiro Sushio

>tfw I’d rather go to his son’s restaurant

this is the worst meme to be forced on Sup Forums ever
even worse than that baseball faggot

Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape

I dream of sushi 2: Initial D

>raw shrimp

Finding Nemo

>didn't even change the filename

Sushi is quintessential soyboy food, deal with it weeboo.

How to make gaijin eat your yellowru sosseguru

somtimes i really like jav

Sushi is the soyboy food. It's literally just raw fish covered in soy which is put on rice

those are prawns you fastfood eating precooked prepacked canned boxed and bottled eating philistine

>Not him but I'm a soyboy

Reminder that Jiro is so up his own ass that he makes his apprentices cook rice for ten years before letting them even touch fish

>Being this bald

I DREAM OF GETTING AN ASSLOAD OF MONEY FROM GULLIBLE IDIOTS

>just salmonela my shit up

Why not just use a rice cooker instead of ancient japanese techniques?

How about the world's tastiest fish that you mayos can't eat because it has spines, non genetically engineered cattle, some of the best seafood in the entire world, more sub species of rice to choose from? Pajeet streetfood tastes better than most overpriced sushi.

When will they do a Chef's Table episode with Ja/ck/, bros?

Tuna comes in a can.

No way could you get a piece of tuna that size from a single fish.

Sushi is garbage but there's a good chance that Pajeet streetfood has literal shit in it

>sushi rice
>cooked in the satans fart air that is electric cookers

and this is what sushiretards want you to believe will take you your entire life to master. slicing fish. and putting it on rice

lmao

>He eats raw fish
HAHAHAHAHA

baka gaijin detected

If I go to Jiro's place and put ketchup on his sushi what would he do to me?

What do non-soyboys eat?

>sushi is exclusively raw fish
>what are california rolls
>what is vegetarian rolls

your moms pussy

forgive me I meant raw rice on rice

Eating pussy is for betas.

>slow motion 4k shots of jack ripping apart a brisket with bear claws while blaring classical music plays

How the hell do I find JAV where the girl finishes the guy off onto her face instead of in her mouth or having him jack himself off onto her face?

Kino

how so?

Someone post this lost man the greek cunnilingus stuff

OIKK OH TAKKA NO GAIJIIN IN MY SUBWAY OHHHHH

only a true man can eat your moms pussy though, gotta be able to lift her fat rolls out of the way

Sushi actually tastes good and has meat though.

...

?!

>valuable protein, veggies, and carbs
>soyboy
You can be a faggot about sushi but it's not soyboy food.

quuaaaddss

No need to be angry boy of soy

im here for Luo dong spiritual massage posting

>Jiro: Nightmares of Ass Rape

>luo dong posters have to post in Jiro threads because their own threads die
pathetic

topkek

Of all the genuinely good, tasty food Japan has to offer, why would anyone pick fucking sushi, literal raw fish on rice.
Sushi is the biggest fucking meme

Well Jiro, I made it, despite your directions.

wrong

Nero Hallucinates of Linguini

"Jiro Dreams of Sushi"? So, you're telling me that this guy goes to sleep and when he's asleep he's dreaming of sushi??

The amount of retarded food critics in Sup Forums is absolutely incredible

I could do the same thing
Give my piece and hack Jiros piece to some random and they won't be able to tell a difference

You seem to think that this is not common among "good" sushi chefs.

>>Food experts deem a restaurant to be one of the best in the world

But they haven't tho. In fact most critics agree that the golden years of Jiro's restaurant are long past and what left is an overhyped shell.

Nice fanfiction

Checked

Dunston checks in

No, he dreams of the sushi raping a 13 year old loli.

>food experts

lmao. do you also agree with every movie critic that the last jedi is good?

>Honestly thinking it comes down to just placing fish on rice
It's the selection of meat from the market, the temperature, the type of cut, the type of rice, how it was prepared, how it was cooked

Its agreed that it's nowhere near the best sushi for the exorbitant price range, the mandatory 30 minute meal course makes the whole experience uncomfortable for most people.

I remember when mythbusters proved this was shit

Keep shitting out that fanfiction of yours

>All of the attention lavished on Sushi Mizutani comes primarily outside Japan. Locals do not feel as strongly about it. Most Japanese in Tokyo are aware that they can get sushi of the same quality without the obscene price and ridiculous reservation list. Sushi Mizutani is high quality, no doubting that, but that quality is not unique to just Sushi Mizutani. Great sushi in Tokyo will be expensive. It does not need to be as pricey as Sushi Mizutani and you are better off avoiding this tourist trap. If burning money is your passion, then by all means join the bandwagon of tourists and impress your foodie friends back home. You are just paying a huge overhead for the ability to say you had a piece of Jiro’s sushi dreams.

It literally exists and continues to exist solely by tricking stupid whitu piggu into paying hundreds of dollars for a subpar meal made by a rude old man

those are barracudas user

stay butthurt in your little cave in the subway jiro

>It's the selection of meat from the market,
We literally know not just the market, but the specific guy that sells him the fish
>the temperature
Ambient temperature
>the type of cut
Meme
>the type of rice, how it was prepared, how it was cooked
Regular white rice