Modern remake is better than the original classic

>modern remake is better than the original classic

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IT (2017) desp fact it was still shit

Haven't seen it but itsn't it more a barely connected soft-reboot?

it's not a remake it's a reboot

Original wasn’t #LITTY. That’s where it all went wrong

>tfw they shit all over Robin Williams memory

he was too good for this world


>be me
>cycling with a friend down the San Gabriel River
>beautiful morning
>keeping good pace with friend
>approaching Whittier Narrows
>Cyclist comes speeding up
>''On the left ''Chief''
>Guy passes friend eye. I didn't get a good look at him but his voice sounded familiar.
>5 miles later guy drops a gear and we catch up
>I come along to his left and say, ''on the left''
>he kicks back up a gear and rides with us
>says. ''Mind if I hold pace with you ''chief?''
>wtf, were have I seen this guy before? He looks familiar to me now.
>2 miles later he shouts, ''AH! OH! Lets pick it up boys'' he throws it up a gear and smiles
>I recognize him when he miles!
>ROBIN WILLIAMS
>I was cycling for 5 miles looking at Robin Williams ass. Now I'm pacing with him for another 6 miles.
>I'm shocked and happy at the same time
>He takes the Northwest path toward LA, while my friend and I continue down the river toward long beach

9 days later. He killed himself.

Didn't know he was a cyclist. Good guy.

cant believe they thought sexualizing the young woman was a good idea in 2017. Should have been Melisa McCarthy.

Is it genuinely good? I loved the original as a kid

Sexualising Karen Gillan is like getting the ocean wet

I don't care, I just desperately want to lick her bellybutton.

I was eager to see this but gay cinemas in my country only play this with dubbing. Fuck them.

They are actually calling it a sequel to the 1995 Jumanji film.

But Zathura was actually the sequel to jumanji. Both in book and film form

Nice blog.
Could you please also write a 500 word essay for me about what you head for breakfast last sunday?

its a sequel

what country faggot

>tfw they shit all over Robin Williams memory

fuck off Disney

fortunately you soyboys havent destroyed everything.

IT was a TV movie not a real movie so it doesn't count.

What a waste is The Rock. I like the guy. He was supposed to be the next Schwarzy but he is stuck in comical/child movies.

>modern remake is #Litty af
Based Rock

Do you ever think about what you could have done to save him?

>the black slave carrying all the bags
its 2018, how is this even legal?

Fuck you! You aint #LITTY!

The legend of the 1995 film is being overrated.
It was a pretty big movie the year it came out that's it. It never really got any type of cult following like say Toy Story or the Mask which came out around the same time.

No one had ever heard of the Jumanji children's book, still today nobody knows anything about jumanji books.

Poland

>The legend of the 1995 film is being overrated.

IIRC it became a cult film when it was shown over and over on cable TV. IMO its still a fun movie to watch despite the primitive CGI.

That's probably it. Grown bigger over time because I saw it in theaters and it was just good and guickly forgetten. People weren't going around proclaiming it a classic or anything.

its ok he's a manlet

i cri everitim

>reboot a single movie

>>tfw they shit all over Robin Williams memory
except they didn't, this isn't ghostbusters or the last jedi, they dont shit on the original at all. in fact showing where Robin Williams character lived while he was in jumanji was a nice call back and was done very respectfully

You mean the other kids at preschool?

he got many action movies coming up in 2018.
at his age arnold just began being THE action hero in cinemas. there is still roughly 10-15 years of LITTY muscle kino from The Mineral

I was 19 in 1995

I'm surprised this is often the case.

There is no excuse to make a shittier product when you have better technology, knowledge and the old movie as an example.

Nah. 90s IT was comfy tv movie. New IT is just a fancier rehash with an even cheesier Monster somehow.

>the young woman

She's 31 grandpa

>poland
>going to the cinema
>not buying a screener from Vlad down the street

Sexism
Calling a woman old

>She's 31 grandpa

making it more offensive that they dressed her like she's 19.

Shouldn't you be whittling or something Grandpa?

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Shitposting on the internet is the 2018 version of whittling you fucking dork.

When I was 19 I was out fucking whores like your mom.
I guess all the cool kids whittle now instead of living.

I thought we were allowed to leave here when we got to 30?

Schwarzenegger also starred in a bunch of comical family movies.

Idk I had never been here when I was 30

Sounds like 4can the plot of Jumanji.
Bunch of kids isolated from the world calling ppl grandpa. Then all of a sudden they are a manchild who can't cope in the real world.

>ywn foursome with them
Why live?

Its more of a sequel

I was pleasantly surprised by this movie actually. If you thought it did anything to damage the original you're just a fuckhead.

>jumanji
>classic
It was completely mediocre then Robin offed himself and everyone loved it.

Same thing I was thinking.
Not like it was Hook or something
It wasn't even Mrs Doubtfire

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass and rusty nails just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

A-are we calling him The Mineral or?

The Igneous

The music genre

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

This
Absolutely litty, raunchy romp of a time. If you roll with a sweet chill crew and not a gang of virgin armchair critics you'll have a sick night out.

And a very merry - A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else. - back to you sir

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Jumanji was never a classic

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Jack Black carried this movie hard. The Rock's occasionally chiming in with 'Oy vey!' while essentially playing himself wasn't exactly good.

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>ywn be a Hollywood security manlet.

it's not hard to be better than the original jumanji

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There was a kids cartoon of the same name. I think people remember the cartoon more than the film.

>So skinny they can't even make belts fit.

i will never lick every inch of those huge soles

>Doom
>Fast & Furious
Can't ask for more. Plus I like his comical/child movies.

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The cringe is too fucking strong with this one. I had to pause it.
What's the story/drama with Dwayne ?

>classic
Everyone says this, but does anyone actually like the first one? It's creepy and didn't age well

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