WHAT IF YUH COMPUTA COME TO LIFE AND FUCK YUH MUM

WHAT IF YUH COMPUTA COME TO LIFE AND FUCK YUH MUM

quick rundown?

why is he suddenly anti-tech? is this the reason there wasn't a yearly wipe?

Is that an episode? Haven't watched it since channel 4.

even if he was the best writer for guardian's "comment is free" the entire thing his work included was still unreadable

WHAT IF I COPY YER MIND INTO A FUCKIN DILDO THAT'D BE FUCKIN MENTAL M8

>OI MATE
>YEAH BRUV?
>WHAT IF YA COMPUTER WAS YA FUCKIN HEAD MATE

he created Black Mirror years ago for Channel 4
it's not suddenly

Brainlets interpret Black Mirror as having an anti-tech message.

WOT IF YA DAD WAS YA PHONE

what if pakis were memory cards and you had to suck a black cock on tv

>WOT IV UR FONE AI WAS CONNECTED TO A MUSLIM REFUGEE AN U AD TO KEEP IT CHARGED OR THEYD DIE?!"

WOT IF CYBERCUKOLDING MEK TEKNOLOGI GUD ?

WOT IF NETFLIX WAS BRAINWASHING PEOPLE INTO RACEMIXING

WOT IF YOUR LEGS WERE PHONES

>BRUV WOT IV U GIT STUCK IN A SIMULASHUN DATS PROPA MENTAL INNIT MATE?

WOOT IF AH FOOKED YER MUM BUT AH WAS A BLACK GHOY

linK

WOT IF YA DICK WAS THA INTANET

if you truly believe that then you're very stupid.

Ur post is unreadable m8

WOT IF WE TURN EVERYONE INTO BUGMEN

It's just shitposting brent. We're just having fun simplifying the series.

Yes, I truly believe Netflix is brainwashing people. That's why I put it in all caps, to underline the severity of the situation

>dude just turn your brain off lmao

WOT IF YA MUMS TRADESMANS ENTRANCE AD A CAMERAPHONE INNIT

Only brainlets watch Black Mirror in the first place.

>DUDE I CAN'T HAVE SEX THEREFORE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY RACE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO EITHER BECAUSE OF A GLOBAL CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY KIND
Every thread.

>OI M8 I GOT A GREAT NEW IDEA, YEAH?
>"ok charlie go ahead we're listeni-"
>YEAH OK SO
>*snorts british coke off his fried tomatoes*
>WOT IF YOUR MIND WAS COPIED AND PUT INTO A MACHINE
>"charlie we've already done this"
>YEAH OK BUT FUCK OFF FOR A SEC AND LISTEN THOUGH
>*looks at a turned off tv and chuckles to himself*
>THE COPY HAS FEELINGS AND IS A HUMAN, MAYBE
>"charlie please stop"
>*goes back into his room to read I have no mouth and I must scream*

WOT IF ME PHONE GREW LEGS AND FUCKED ME

Kek

wut if computer hurt feelings

M8 WOT IF UR FONE USED U?????

Is Black Mirror the new Rick & Morty?

I don't know about "new."
Definately occupies the same brainlet space in out culture.

...

>not enjoying things because other people enjoy them
>implying you could write better television
>being the embodiment of Rick and Morty "I'm smarter than everyone else" cringe

>>implying you could write better television
I could, and I'd do it cheap too. Gib moni Hollywood.

WOT IF U PLAYE A GAME AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE REAL! HEUMAN BEINGS!!!!!

>definately
>brainlet

w0t if ppl wur digital playfings like me animays

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Black Mirror. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cell phones and shit most of the stories will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Charlie's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characters- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realise that they’re not just kind of interesting sometimes- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Black Mirror truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Charlie's existential catchphrase “WOT IF TECHNOLOGY BAD,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Charlie Brooker’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

these are all legitimate problems that need to be addressed

>he's not already in the biz
Too late, hotshot.

>w0t if me qt crush at work got f00ked in porn on blacked.com?

He was surely ahead of his time with this one.

I'm not a member of the tribe and I don't live in a fagtown. Oh well.

charlie Brooker must be the last person on earth to realise it is all a dream (simulation) is the worst plot created

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

I KNOW RIGHT?

WOT IF U HAD TA SHAG A PIG HAHA

But muh Twilight Zone like twists.

>Fagtown
>Oh well
And yet here you are, discussing the merits of television shows. Curious.

I discuss the lack of merit of television shows BIG DIFFERENCE.

OI MATE WOT IF UR MUM WAS AN EMAIL

>lol virgin
Frig off roastie.

WHAT IF U HAD A COUNTER ON UR ARM AND IF U USED ELECTRICITY IT WEN DOWN

WHAT IF UR PHONE WAS UR BRAIN

WHAT IF U HAD TO PAY TO THINK

WHAT IF MICROTRANSACTIONS FOR CEREAL

OI M8 WAT IF YE DHICK WAS A MAUS

WHAT IF SOCIAL MEDIA WAS THE GOVERNMENT

>bald

yep
2d4u shamalayan tier twists wrapped up in '''philosophy and ethics'''

WOT IF YOUR NAN WAS A TAMAGOTCHI

fuck i lost

go be racist elsewhere

oi bruv what if yer nan was a fookin modem

Was about to say the same thing

oi m8e wut if ya deeldo was ya credit card

Are you really that dense? That user is being sarcastic.

WOT IF REALITY TV STAR WAS PRESIDENT OF MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON ERF?

Stop using technology.

and it actually happened
BRAVO CHARLIE

It’s Rick and Morty for women

>IVE DUN IT KONNIE
>ugh, charlie cant we just go to sleep?
>NO JUST LISTEN
>fine
>SO WOT IF RIGHT
>WOT IF PEOPLE LITERALLY STARTED STITCHIN' PHONES TO THIER BODIES KONNIE, LIKE THEY WERE LITERALLY GLUED TO THIER PHONES AND THAT
>charlie please can w-
>YA SEE ITS A PISS TAKE OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE START BECOMIN' MORE PHONE THAN MAN AND END UP AS GIANT NOKIAS

SARCASM IS WRONGTHINK M8

Washington is Hollywood for ugly people. It's all a big show where they pander to interest groups for money. If you believe the screenplay you are a fool.

>OIV GOT MA SHOW COLLD BLACK MIWWA
>WOTCH ET

Why is BM for women?
Is it all the black cocks?

WHAT IF ALL THE POSTS ON A CHAN WERE MADE BY AN AI EXCEPT YOU BECAUSE YOU DEAD BUT SHITPOSTING WAS ALL YOU WERE DOING WHEN ALIVE ANYWAY SO WHEN DEAD YOU BECOME PART OF AI

OI. WOT IF WE FOCKIN DID TWOILOIGHT ZONE BUT FOR FOCKIN PHONES N SOCIAL MEDIER?

Yes.

Yes. It got too popular, so now that the normies have taken away the autists' toy they cry about how they didn't like it anyway.

What a disgusting face.

>Black Morty
>Rick & Mirror
Coming 2021

Now's the time we look up to check if Charlie Booker is Jewish.

...

>it's 2 AM on a Thursday morning
>Charlie is snoozing in his bed after a delightful evening snorting coke out of Konnie
>his eyes snap open; the creative juices have stirred, he has to pin this down before it escapes into that foggy post-sleep miasma
>he reaches out for the journal he keeps beside his bed labelled Good Ideas I Had In Bed, throwing it open to the last page and hastily scrawls
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he looks at this for a moment before the sinking feeling begins to creep upon him
>he flips to the previous page, from some previous evening's late-night inspiration
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he flips back another page
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he take the pages of the book and flips through them rapidly, like a schoolchild's selfmade cartoon in the corner of a textbook
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>the words streak together, an annotated historyof hisown creative sterility
>he sighs resignedly to himself and puts his notebook back on the bedside locker
>rolling over, he notices his wife has been replaced by some sort of roboto woman? I guess, something scary

He isn't.

Nope, can't blame the joos for that one.

nice hair tho

WOT IF U HAD TA CHARGE UP YA DOG

The kike-sense is on point 80% of the time.
The other 20% it's just sad godless misanthropes which is a Jewish state of mind to begin with.

He'll need it.

WOT IF THE PEPR ELACTED A PUPPET

eternal anglo

WOT IF THA GUVMINT YOOZD MAZLIMS AZ BATTERYS FORH YUH TELLY

Great idea, I never charge my phone

like the rothschilds?

What if the government only forced obnoxious diversity quotas and kept importing useless violent third world trash to jump start the race wars?

WOT IF YER MASSIVE IRISH FRIEND WITH A BIG BONCE HAD THE HOTS FOR YER WIFE WHEN HE COULD BE SLIPPIN' ANGELA THE FINGER ON ROBOT WARS BEFORE TRIPLE TEAMIN' HER WITH BUCKY THE MASCOT AND CARBIDE?

>WHAT IF MICROTRANSACTIONS FOR CEREAL
someone get this user a Netflix series

>German Jews
>Eternal Anglos

Get stuffed lad

WOT IF PORN BUT ROBOTS

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

OI SHUT UP YA FOOKIN RACIST.

WOT IF THE GUVMENT HAD AN APP ON YA PHONE THAT TOLD YA HOW MANY MUSLIMS THER ARE IN UR AREA ON THE SOCIAL MEDIER?