Why did Einhorn shit herself at the end of Ace Ventura?

Why did Einhorn shit herself at the end of Ace Ventura?
Was she scared of prison or what?

I saw Ace Ventura whenn I was 11 and I honestly believed this.

no, fucking retard
i bet you think you're a very funny person for making shitposts like this, and i know there are several threads like this one, but only shows how reddit you are, you are the cancer of Sup Forums
but just in case you aren't memeing, and really want to know the the answer, is that he had hemorrhoids, Ace says it, you need to pay more attention

Lol

Is it a shit post because Einhorn shit herself?

this

I always thought it was a willy. Haha

That’s fikle

Do women not poop?

That's not hemmerhoids that's a prolapsed anus

It was.

Nigga that's a penis. I always thought it was poop when I was younger.

a bald assertion blah blah blah

And who is Captain Winky? Is that what she calls her poop?

>cut

never knew that was the same chick from blade runner

whose flaccid dick reaches to the fucking tailbone?

the more interesting question is why she has a boner

Can the trannies on Sup Forums start posting their asses

How long was his dick?

Sean Young's apparently

Look at this faggot without a ten inch flacid.

>his

>her

> >her

> >his

This is a kids movie. It's a movie for kids. Kids all went to theaters and watched a movie in which a person tucked their dick behind their legs and pretended to be a woman, and it showed it.

> > > his

If you were paying attention the realization that Finkle is Einhorn means that Einhorn is a man and therefore has a dick and balls. All true trans people do, only silly bastards chop their actual dicks off, basically larpers and tryhards who’ll end up committing suicide.

no they don’t

Kids weren't pussies back then.

>still thinking genders are binary

It's a shame she went off the deep end. She was so beautiful in Blade Runner.

I'm astonished that so many people thought this was shit

This was his dick tucked behind his ass

I watched it as a kid and I thought she shat herself.

Where's all the media articles decrying Ace Ventura's transphobia and body shaming? I kinda want to see their rage

And now you fap to traps on a mongolian yurt building forum

I was a kid and knew what it was. You were slow children.

numale soyboys were born after this movie was released in 1994

When you're a kid you're not really privy to the idea of someone tucking their dick and balls between their legs.

Because that's not what a dick tucked between you legs would look like unless it was 15+ inches long and you didn't have testicles.

same honestly

I think you have autism, friend.

>He thinks that's a boner
Jesus bud how small is your dick?

>boner twisted backwards
That would be extremely painful

I've stuck my semi hard dick into my own asshole before.

For you

My internet friends are weird...

user, you have to be very strong.
I have a bad information for you.

did you creampie your own bussy

I never thought that, but was always puzzled what i see there. Junk, but back than we had no hd pic of that. Now i see its a cock.

Were you fucking retarded?

no you didn't faggot

I suppose if I had as much anal sex as you did as a little kid I would also assume that something in a persons underwear by the butt was a cock.

Its kinda difficult :( was it good?

same

same

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>cutdick
oy

>Tucking your benis (feminine)
For what purpose? You might as well get your dick carved up into something that resembles a pussy, at that point. Fucking normies preferring knockoff females to knockoff futa.

Who was in the wrong here?

How's hormone treatment going?

>villain is trans
>main character outs her to everyone as part of the finale
>her dick is exposed in the process

Would this script even be considered in 2018?

>still thinking that has anything to do with the physical equipment you have

only if Ace was literally HITLER!

>villain is trans
I thought it was just a disguise

>t.triggered tranny

I saw someone post this earlier today, is it pasta?

kek

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER????

She slept with more than one the cops didn't she?

genders are binary you stupid brainwashed fucking american

>Reality: You're either a man or a woman
>(You): I DISAGREE

It's a dick tucked between legs.

They all did a spit take after the reveal, so apparently.

I watched this as a little kid and for some reason I got the fact that she was a tranny, but in my head I assumed that her penis had been surgically repositioned towards her butt because no one wants their dick chopped off for good, but a tranny would want it some place where it wouldn't be so obvious.

It's not that hard, all "she" would need to do was fuck them in the dark. The character is attractive enough that the poor guy wouldn't noticed he's fucking her asshole or thighs instead of a pussy.

what happens if you get hard?

If you're on hormones chances are you can't get erections anyway.

Whats the point of become a dick girl if I cant give girls the dick?!

When I was a kid I asked my mom what "bump guys had but girls didnt" after i saw this, so for years I thought this is what an Adam's apple was

Lmao just don't take the recommended amount of hormones and take breaks between sessions large enough your T starts to reset itself. Which means no taking anti-androgens, just the estrogen.

I knew it was a tranny but i thought the dick was chopped and she just kept it in her panties.

>liking anteaters

Only the ones you wouldnt want to bang

>ywn suck sean young's penis
why even live?

>tfw no jazz gf

CAPTAIN WINKY

We need GAS

its mother is a trapezoid too?

now i realize it was supposed to be tucked, but as a kid i thought he had cut it off and was just hiding/keeping it there.

Kind of the same here. Thought it just got reattached there for whatever reason. I really don't get how people didn't know it was a dick regardless. Ace says "Captain Winkie" and kids know that Winkie = penis

How does a girl have a pee pee

In russian translation it was "But would the woman have hemorroids like this?".

It was even more terrifying.

How is the cock this far back though

Also I found this bizarrely erotic as a child

LACES OUT

God, I wish this meme was bannable. The (lawl random topic) on a (lawl random focus) forum thing has never once been funny. In fact, it's literally antifunny because you know someone is sitting there trying to come up with random Mad Libs to go in the blanks and thinking they're comedy geniuses for doing it.

Our boy Jim absolutely destroyed it in 1994.
>The Mask
>Dumb and Dumber
>Ace Ventura

what? what is that actually? I didn't see the movie