He is now the director of Star Wars Episode IX. What happens?

He is now the director of Star Wars Episode IX. What happens?

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He will make an overrtaed piece of shit, just to remake it a gorillion times adding assinine stuff.
Damn, he really is japanese Lucas.

All the old characters would be stupid assholes and the young chacters would be projections of his depression because he fucking hates miyazaki.

>doritos and ucc coffee product placement
>pseudo-intellectual philosophical bullshit
>meaningless symbolism
But on the plus side, Rey will get shafted, because everyone knows Anno hates Rei.

It's shit but at least it has some cute girls

>He mashes in some utterly baffling Kabbalist/paleo-Christian mythology, includes waifus, and generally works out his depression issues through the script

>Fanboys lose their goddamn shit

>Eva fans chuckle at watching Disney's biggest cash cow disappear up its own ass in a cloud of nonsense

I would watch the fuck out of this desu

>Film is mostly Kylo force-Skyping with Rey
>Imagery of Sith and Jedi relating to good and evil, and weird references to the bible
>It's all heady discussions about responsibility and not wanting to accept it
>Flashbacks to Rey and Kylo being young, trauma with family
>The whole film is interspliced with scenes of FO about to crush rebels
>Rey and Kylo starts the third impact, merging everyone into the Force
>climax of film is a hodge podge of surreal imagery with clips from all SW films
>Film ends with them standing on the Island in TLJ, just staring at each other
>Rey, after 10 min of the camera cutting and circling around the two, widens her eyes gasps and just says "The Force...."
>Run end credits

Damn, good one.

He is too good for that.

Best SW film right here.

Miyazaki fucking sucks.

Who is this fucking beaner lol

I'd watch it!

Everybody's cracking jokes but a Star Wars battle scene directed by Anno would be the most tense and enjoyable battle scene in the entire franchise.

The FO would actually be threatening, and there would be more shots like the silent scene when Holdo sacrificed herself, that was straight out of Gunbuster.

It would be interesting, subversive and intelligent.

In other words, Star Wars fans would hate it even more than Last Jedi.

>Anno makes Star Wars Episode IX
It's even worse than The Last Jedi, having even more plot holes and contrivances just to push his own favorite character as a stronk female womyn, while pushing the gay anime agenda.

They fight the FINAL DEATH STAR that has been planned by the Secret First Order Council set to ancient kabbalah symbolism.

Brainlets praise it as deep.

>glorifying an old man
People like you are sick, his Rebuilds are trash

It gets delayed for the next five years.

Star Wars fans would sperg the fuck out if someone with Anno's balls directed a film. They can only tolerate their standard pew pew laser fights.

>he fucking hates miyazaki
If only. He sucks Hayao's cock all the time instead of calling him out on his bullshit.

Do normies even know who Anno is to care about it? I know they know Evangelion but probably not enough to care about Anno or his other works. Everyone just seems to know Miyazaki and Shinkai I guess the entire movie would take place on the users psyche when they are using the force but we're going to wait for a stand alone in between nine and ten to show us what was happening outside their psyche.

He just directed Godzilla and showed that he possess the same talent he did when he first made NGE.

Rebuilds are trash cause they're a condensed cash grab.

Why is this so underrated? It deserves its place with NGE and Gunbuster as one of anime greatest works.

Based jiji.

>Anno's Star Wars

It doesn't get released in your lifetime. Sorry. When it is finally released however, it's extremely cliche and fan-pandering, gong so far with the fanservice it ends up destroying itself. Because Anno has the greatest hate-boner for Rei, he spends roughly half the movie sabotaging the Rey's development, her backstory, and then reveals he killed her off screen and she's replaced by a retarded clone who doesn't even know what a light saber is. Just because she has a similar sounding name to Rei.

For some reason the Force is now makes judeo-christian symbols; force lightning becomes crosses, and all the Jedi and Siths have Angel names. It tries to showcase itself as deep and mysterious by not informing the viewer of anything (and thus avoiding giving itself away as pure fanservice), and relies on the autistic, obsessed Star Wars fan to fill in the numerous gaps in the story.

There's a scene where Kylo is eaten by a giant Rey. Kylo has by the way revealed himself as a homosexual, flirting with a young sith boytoy.

Damn, Anno is ten times the hack George Lucas is.

Subversive as in it sabotages itself, yeah. Intelligent? Maybe to retards.

The doujins are pretty good.

Rebuilds are trash, and so is the big bad monster flick he made. Derivative garbage.

Anno only makes standard pew pew laser fights with shit characters like your pic related in the front of it though. You'll just get pretentious moe Star Wars with Anno.

You just ousted yourself not seeing anything of Anno past NGE. Watch Nadia and Gunbuster and you see even at simpler stories, the guy is extremely talented. He doesn't need to throw in symbolism. He does it because that's what the story requires.

Uh, so? So was Lucas at one time. They're both incapable of producing anything but crap today, regardless of what they did in the past. You just ousted yourself of being an Anno fanboy latching onto his garbage because you like cute waifus.

>all sables become crosses
>even more pseudo freudian bullshit
>movie ends with kylo force choking rey

Miyazaki ruins it.

Dinesh D'Souza?

woke AF

Anno is too good for Soy Wars keep his name out of this

Is that a no then? Because honestly your posts are so confusing and schizophrenic you seem to be just spouting shit for entertainment.

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X-Wing pilots preparing for action to 'Decisive Batlle' would be Kino

Every character will have actual personalities now.

IF MEESA DIE
IN DIS WORLD
WHO WILLL KNOW
SUMTING OF ME

Nigger did you see what this manchild did with Evangelion? People give George Lucas a bad rep for what he did with Star Wars, but Georgie boy is like a saint compared to Anno. While Anno blew it all on hookers and blow and cheated his own employees out of lods of emone, George was generously paying everyone who made Star Wars a reality, and went on to continue developing cinema effects, essentially revolutionizing how film was made. It's 3DCG, it's editing videos a-linearly, there's so much you won't even believe. George's work even started the greats we know today as ILM and Pixar, which was actually "let go" instead of murdered like some other companies would do.

Anno did literally nothing but cry about the state of Japan, and what does he do about it? Make it ten times WORSE by defiling his own work with self-destructive fanservice for the most obsessed of the otaku. What irony.

Imagine if George Lucas spent the rest of his career whining about how much cinema sucked and how dumb the audience was.

That Star Wars movie would be the absolute worst ever, but the "Reylo" fans would defend it to the death because Anno would cleverly give them what they want.

If he can make this on just $15m then god knows what he can produce with $250m

I don't see what's confusing. You can't say Anno is "great" for something he did what, twenty or more years ago? Since then he's made plenty of garbage that shows that he's quite simply not devoted to making good film, he just want to do what pleases him. What makes him different than Rian Johnson in this case?

Rebuilds are better than new star wars.

I honestly think he's a creative genius and im not even a weeaboo

Two first ones maybe, but the third movie squarely puts it into irredeemable garbage tier.

Lol the the third movie is better than 2.22

>yeah sure I'm working on your robot cartoon right now

Can't agree. The new Star Wars movies are less offensively bad than what the Rebuilds ended up being. TLJ is actuallly similar to 3.33 in some aspects, such as Luke's character arguably being the subject of character assassination, much like Rei's was. The difference is that TLJ actually tried to do good on Luke's character, giving him a sendoff - which was far more than Rebuild offered Rei.

Gets delayed

He is, most tards here hate him because they are pedowood shills.

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Still better, also Rei probably exists somewhere.

That's what I remembered when this scene happened.

>Lol the the third movie is better than 2.22
Said no one ever.

Anno is the weeb equivalent of a pedowood shill though, guy is all over 14 year old girls. Quite openly too. God knows what he does in his spare time.

Nice opinion

Wait, people hate on Miyazaki now? What level of contrarianism is this?

>Said no one ever.
Except me probably.

Absolute excellence.

Luke definitely exists somewhere, within the Force and all. But no, really, the Star Wars sequels are franchise assasination lite, the Rebuilds are full on petty waifu wars subversion. The third Rebuild makes objectively less sense than everything wrong in TLJ put together.

Not even the critics gave 3.33 a good score. The new Star Wars movies actually do attempt, and succeed at being an universally good and understandable movie, whereas the Rebuilds are ultimately only for hardcore Evangelion zealots.

Nadia is the worst character in her own show, that's why

14 year old girls get naked

>now
The Oscar got to his head and he got his head stuck too far up his ass. His films aren't terrible but as a person he's a cunt.

You can (not) advance is objectively, and collectively subjectively superior to You can (not) Redo according to a vast majority critics and audience members. If you thought The Last Jedi was dropping off quick at the box office, wait till you see Rebuild.

Audiences were halving almost every week, and by the end it was making LESS per week than 2.22. Despite the enormous merchandising and advertising efforts.

I liked her desu. Teenage girls are always the hardest to write likeable in fiction since they are by definition unlikeable.

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Is that Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel's show?

Miyazaki is the greatest director ever, nothing compares to Gibhli, not Anno the Hack or western pigdog shit.

That actually sounds good as fuck

Gundam is patrician choice indeed

>dating 14 years old girls is pedophilia
IF it was i would be arrested coz thats pretty much all i date, its not illegal here in brazil.

I hope this is ironic

>Intelligent
>Anime
Hahahahaha

Objectively false, and as spoken as a true weeaboo faggot that probably likes that worthless cunt Asuka. Teenage girls are without ANY doubt the most sought after character commodity in fiction, particularly in anime.

In fact the bitchier and more unlikeable they are, the more the kissless virgin attaches themselves to the character from having a savior complex, and ironically, they use the opportunity to figure themselves as being more manly for liking a "bitchy" girl.

Normal people just go "what a cunt" and leave it at that, because it's the truth.

Sup Forums here

He's not a creative genius at all. His actual talent is in animation and storyboarding/cinematography. All his works are heavily derivative and filled with pandering, but they're really well made. Westerners tend to see it as super novel and original because they just aren't familiar with the things that inspired it, like Ideon and other early Tomino works, Zeorymer, Ultraman, etc.

Kek, fucking manchildren.

>GUYS SERIOUSLY YOU GOTTA HATE THIS THING I DON'T LIKE
the post

No he is the greatest.

This guy gets it. Put Anno in charge of writing shit, and worse give him creative freedom, and you get utter garbage like the Rebuilds.

>Sup Forums here
Who voted you representative of a board ? imagine being such a manchild an imageboard define your personality, you disgust me.

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Says the guy posting on Taiwanese animation central

>missed the Ideon groupwatch on /m/
>too lazy to get myself to finish it

sorry

they ripped this off in The Last Jedi

War is bad.
Industrialism is bad.
Technology is bad.
Trump is bad.

I'm pretty sure he wrote the original too.

This, and not only that, Anno is a fucking coward as well. He makes a movie and goes into hiding, refuses to make comment or respond to criticism.

It's the only thing he can do, because he isn't able to tackle critiicsm since his recent works are so shit.

>not bloating your franchise with waifufaggotry to keep the fujoshits at bay

Ever wonder why Gundam is utter shit these days?

glad I'm not the only one that thought this

It's better they rip off animes than Hollywood trash.

I forgot how cool the Psycho looked.

He wrote parts of it, but it's a joint effort. Anno didn't come up with half of it. It's fair to say it's his brainchild though. His original premise and setting/ending was extremely retarded, turning everyone into were-evas and shit.

Anno is more marketing. He stays quiet, doesn't reveal too much, and that allows brainlets to make up their own ideal fantasy.

An artist is under no obligation whatsoever to respond to criticism. In fact, I admire those who prefer to let their work speak for itself. It's not a trial.

Yet he's obsessed with warplanes and made a film idolizing a WWII engineer.

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>There is no creativity in animation, story boarding and cinematography

wtf are you talking about?
go back to fapping over your loli pillows you degenerate fuck
You obviously know fuck all about what creativity actually is

>he thinks anno is trying to keep the fujoshits at bay

yeah, about that....

Gundam's always been fujobait.

Miyazaki can't write a third act to save his life, and even this his work isn't that good.

Best thing he's ever done is Kiki's Delivery Service, Porco Rosso, and maybe Howl's Moving Castle.

Literally satan, how dare he like things.

He's a coward who knows his works can't stand up to criticism. His new EVA works are founded on otaku moe, and cannot stand on their own.

Thus he silences himself and surrounds himself with moderators.

>bizarre cinematography and psychosexual imagery in the Reylo scenes
>boomers grumpy because they don't understand Force Skypefus
>Anno
>not the director who has already objectively proven that he can make a harem high school romance the second best-selling anime franchise after Gundam

I'll wait for you to finish Monogatari and apologize.

>Kylo will never literally live in Rey's shadow