A Cis Lord?

A Cis Lord?

is this supposed to be funny fuck face? im a girl btw.

i leld

hence forth you shall be known as...

um sweetie, honey

KEKE'D

Nice. Also, why the fuck is a vice-admiral not even dressed like a fucking military officer? It was jarring watching this old bat in civvies ordering around Resistance soldiers. What was even the point?

im jacked btw

Fuck this movie

I can't believe this is Ellie Sadler... I dunno it just doesn't look like her.

Check your privilege shitlord.

How can you expect a Strong Womyn like xir to don the uniform of the white hetronormative patriarchy?

It's stupid, but at least there's precedent for female leaders in Star Wars dressing stupid.

I liked how aesthetics of this movie looked the same as A New Hope

Fuck, how did I forget about her? Hmm, IIRC she didn't have a rank, she was just "leader of the Rebellion" alongside (?) Leia, so it makes sense that she would wear... robes of state, I guess? A Vice-Admiral tho, would be in a uniform, one would think. Whatever, it still looked stupid and jarring. tfw you can't pretend you're a kid anymore when you're watching movies

if she was supposed to represent SJW feminist then why wasnt she fat?

What are some kinos about never joining the crew?

because even sjws admit deep down that fat is ugly

she was a politician like Trump. You dont see trump wearing little uniforms

if she does not join i will literally kys myself

>tfw I lol'd at this then realized things are so bad that this joke was able to be made.

oh hon

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President Trump wears bland and professional suits. He doesn't prance around in a kilt and dye his hair green. Nobody else in our military does, either.

>implying President Oompa Loompa doesn't do this while vacationing/golfing

captcha: libre green

Not even tailored and has 80's shoulder pads

But Mon Mothma was a senator or something

I think the biggest problem is just the "state" of the rebellion I guess. Like, in the new movies it's a fraction of a fraction of what it was in the originals. To the point where it's kind of ridiculous for them to pretend to be an organized military or even have titles like Admiral. I think stuff like Mothma's outfit was always supposed to re-enforce the contrast between a real military like the Empire vs the plucky rebels. She's a politician in bedsheets that just happens to be in command of a rag-tag band of shit that's constantly in hiding.

Things should look even more desperate and disorganized now, but they keep trying to show them as a legitimate outfit with a chain of command and procedure when they should really look like mud farmers in Vietnam.

She was a diplomat, not an admiral.

Hey now, this isn't BSG. No need to get ultra-gritty and realistic with our space opera. You're right, tho.

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>cis lord
kek

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Based charitable (you) poster

get a life, soybuddy

This is true
t. Reddit army

SOY BRO!

>she was bored by the peaceful culture of her homeworld and died her hair pink to make a stink
>literally canon

t. autist

She was a politican before the war, but became leader of the rebel alliance and then eventually chancellor of the new republic. She's essentially the Palpatine of the rebellion and republic, and an admiral would be under her command. Normally it would make sense for her to wear robes because that position should never be in a real fight, but it gets a bit sillier for her in particular because of the state of the rebellion and the fact she's repeatedly on the front line. You can bet your ass if the president of a country actually had to command their troops on site (which has only happened like once in the history of the US, for example), they wouldn't be out there in a snuggie.

the purple hair was a joke right?

no military leader has purple hair

did any other character have purple or pink hair?

and its not even like "shes an alien who has purple hair"

its shes a feminist or some shit and dyes her hair purple

Laura Dern is such a shit actress. I remember watching Jurassic Park as a kid and specifically thinking, "Wow, I really wish she wasn't a character".

And that's how I felt watching the Last Jedi too. She's an insufferable cunt.

A white male?

Kek
Here's a (you) 4u

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>only a Cis deals in absolutes. Gender is a spectrum!

Holy fuck that works well!

I remember watching Jurassic Park as a kid and specifically thinking, "her pants sure are tight, I really wish they'll show her ass more often".

Darth Stronk

kek

>Dead

Darth NeedsNoManus

This thread made me feel a bit better today.

shouldn't have laughed so hard, but thanks OP. I needed that

SWEETIE, stop mansplaining, get off my bridge.

Believe it.

Darth Vager.

Don't insult waifu.

please let me lick your soles

>It's stupid, but at least there's precedent for female leaders in Star Wars with absurdly long necks

Darth '30% higher' Wager

We must move quickly if Buzzfeed is to survive

ENDLESS MEEEEEEEMES!

O B S E S S E D

An actually funny person on Sup Forums son i am impress

Darth Sweetie

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well done user.

If this woman had the equivalent presence in WW2, we would all be speaking German now.

>implying that would be a bad thing

Underrated af

Darth Deens

>YOUR new gender?

Fuck off roastie

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TIME MACHINE FORCED FEMINISM WHEN!?!?

Trans Vader

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Shit Lord

Some other user made this exact same thread but with mace windu for the image and his thread died after only 10 posts

I see this phrasing daily. Is this a meme or are you just the same guy
>Refuted
>Give me something else

This post is the best thing to have come out of TLJ, and I am including the movie itself

Ikr, I just saw that in another SW thread. Maybe some user practising his rhetorics ?

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Yes, so what now?

So how did the First Order, even with its out-of-nowhere Death Star factory ship, manage to turn the Resistance's victory against them and conquer the entire galaxy in the two seconds between the films? I was waiting for some kind of explanation, but the film just turned into the most boring and hackneyed chase film I've ever seen, while the only civilised planet we see, the casino world, doesn't seem to show any sign that the First Order even exists there.

Where did the Supremacy ship even come from? Why didn't Hux rely on its clearly magical capacity to produce TIE fighters in order to turn the tables on the Resistance and bomb the shit out of them? If the First Order really was such a galaxy-spanning military power, why didn't he call on a nearby patrol in order to cut the Resistance off? Was the Resistance aware that hyperspace tracking systems have existed for thousands of years prior to even the Empire?

so delicious?

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At least he's not a shit lord, am I right?

oh possums

God, I just can't into David Lynch. Most of it is dumb shit like this. am I missing something?

hehe, nice OP, really nice

Not Kylo posting?

> insulting based mon mothma
she was leadership done right. elegant, commanded respect and listening even when soft-spoken. respect muh gender wasn't thrown at you, seemed competent just on everybody else's reactions.

fuck kennedy

lmao

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