I don't get it. Were they force-sensitive? What makes them so badass?

I don't get it. Were they force-sensitive? What makes them so badass?

Why did 2 powerful force users struggle to defeat them?

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>badass

they're autistic and fucking useless

Why is the second one from the left wielding a huge anal probe?

i might have thought they were cool when i was 5

There's one in every group. Still they died better than Han Solo or Luke.

Because they look cool and sell even more toys if they're badass.

>What makes them so badass?
>Why did 2 powerful force users struggle to defeat them?

were they playing tag or something?

Two were already engaged in combat with Kylo, what do you want this guy to do, crash into them?

>each member of the crustacean crew has a different weapon so Disney can make more toys

i haven't seen any of the new star wars films. who are these semen demons and why have they culturally appropriated japanese attire

>Cool

Seriously? That's the worst costume design I've ever seen. They look like something a no talent kid would make to wear to comic con.

They'd make terrible toys, their arms don't even extend

I meant cool in the sense that kids will want to buy toys of them. They're clearly designed to stand out like that.

BRAVO NOLAN

maybe wait his turn menacingly instead of spazzing out in circles?

People without the Force have wielded lightsabers to some effect before so it wouldn’t surprise me if these are just dudes who trained really hard with melee weapons

Take these guys out of the context of all the hype, and the big set/throne room. Seriously, look at them completely objectively. THEY LOOK SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. IT IS JUST AWFUL.
These movies are a fucking joke and for total retarded bugmen.

You don't need the force to fight with a lightsaber. The jedi just happen to like them.

>with NO SURVIVORS

>kids will want to buy toys of them
user, have a seat...
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It's funny how the movie that rips off Hoth, a fanfic for the plot, the red Emperor guards from RotJ, and the whole "old Jedi doesn't want to teach new Jedi" crap from ESB gets defended as being "different".

then you would make a gif saying

>LMAO wut is dis dude doing having a daydream or some shit

How about wait until he sees an opportune time to strike and possible kill or injure Kylo, you know, like a real person would do. Not twirl around like a retard to make drooling retards like you go "THERE ARE SO MANY SPINS AND IT'S SO FAST! THIS IS GREAT! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE IS DANGLING KEYS IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND JINGLING THEM."

this. you just need to practice fencing. If a jedi is blocking your sword strikes he cant focus enough to execute a force attack

I thought they looked fucking awful in the promoshots, but they were alright in the movie. Still not a big fan of the design though.

What's with all the stupid questions? I didn't come on Sup Forums expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

woulda coulda shoulda, fact remains you got people running around in circles and jedis stabbing their swords into the ground for no reason because the director sucks nuts

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Yeah, basically to get away from the fact that TFA was a shameless rip off they condensed ESB and ROTJ into one movie. They should have pushed the sequels into Star Trek territory and made the movies about the Jedi's rise to power and the intergalactic politics that entails. Would have made sense considering Star Trek is basically Star Wars now anyways.

these guys are the Knights of Ren, duh

I thought they were advanced drones/droids. Guard droids cant betray you it makes sense.

why would they attack Kylo if they were his knights then?

Because (((they))) think those red guys would sell many toys

Looks like what I imagine gay latex punishment porn looks like. They've got bright red helmets and they haven't even started yet.

I'm not reddit so I honestly don't know shit about star wars. Is this some kind of "space" hockey/sports team? Kinda in the vein of the "space" jazz from the first movie I guess...?

fuck off rian

full name: Snoke Ren

after years of abuse by stimpy....

so ben solo married snoke or something since he took his last name?

Not going to lie. I like that battle scene.

Imagine that. They were designed to fit the scene.

That's not even the dumbest guy in the scene. One of the other guys running away had Kyle locked down, and just turns around and runs away to make room for this guy. I'm looking forward to seeing a full analysis of this scene, since even in the theater I could see how shitty it was on my first viewing

looool

I like how they were stationed too far from their principal to be any use and their reaction to his death was just to draw their weapons and pose.

you're not smart.

if they had used the force the battle would have been done instantly...

even grevious' personal guard took jedi a bit of effort to fight and they were droids, .. they're just specifically trained to fight force users, doesn't mean they have it

form a circle instead of going at each of them from just 2 direction in single file.

NOBODY EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition

Maybe he could do the smart thing and try prodding at Kylo's side while he defends against the other two.

No one expects the FIrst orders inquisition!

this is approaching wil wheaton levels of passive-aggressive smug

they were basicly all boba fett

Since they don't talk, how would they explain what happened if they managed to kill Kylo and Rey?
They have dick helmets

>What is a bird?

Are you implying that you need to be Force sensitive to be good at killing people?

They are listed specifically as Praetorian guards, not the knights who Rian just decided to not utilize at all.

I assumed they were the remaining Jedi in training that Kylo left with after killing the others and burning the temple.