Muh ebil disney

>muh ebil disney
>muh feminism (female brodagonist holy shid!!1!)
>muh jus behind id

I felt like I was watching "Prep the Bull: The Movie"

You are racist?

Agreed, OP. The other anons here are just faggots, memers, and Sup Forumstards.

>mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmm that corporate cock tastes SooooOOOOOOOOOoooo goooooOOOOOooooood
really makes you think

I appreciate that a lot of people disliked it but I enjoyed it a lot, even the Finn/Rose plotline!

The Last Jedi was ok.
People who hate it like it was the worst movie ever and complain about it nonstop are as retarded as people who went to see it 10 times disguised as a Jedi.
It is just a fucking movie, why there's still 70 threads per second about it?

IV >= V > VIII > VI >= III >>> VII > II > I

>implying there wasn't MORE shitposting and general discussion about the prequel movies and TFA when they were in theaters
How new are you to not know that?

>strawmanning is the best "argument" TLJfags can come up with
Sad!

Because there was lot of retarded people back then our retardeness is ok.

Hmm what's this? Oh. Huh.

>something something pretending to be retarded
>something something actual retards
It came true!

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Just let it go. It was bad. Move on, you must.

>rian is now tfwnogf-posting
ONE OF US!

Is it okay to NOT like it?

Listen you idiots The Last Jedi sucked. But it did not suck because of all this alt-right/neo-nazi garbage. It sucked because:
1. The plot was a modern corporate “set-piece” showcase that made up “cool scenes” and wrote a story around them instead of creating a plot that could generate excitement through it’s narrative.
2. Rey is bad not because she’s a powerful competent women, she’s boring because she is a generic paint by numbers “insert-here” protagonist meant to be as inoffensive as possible so no possible merchandising demographic would not like her.
3. Finn had a good arc in The Force Awakens. Shame then that he apparently forgot it all between movies and repeated it all this movie. That why he was so pointless, not cause he’s black.
4. Canto Bight is a thirty minute waste of time that does not effect the plot. It has no “anti-capitalist message” it has a toothless “hurr greed bad” message.
5. Holdo is a bad character because she is a walking plot device that makes decisions only so others have to take action. She was created backwards. Where they wanted Poe to learn a lesson about “not being a hot-head” but didn’t want him to actually do something wrong because then the audience wouldn’t like him (and buy his merchandise). therefore she makes contradictory and nonsensical moves because she isn’t a character, but a plot-object. None of this has to do with her purple hair (it’s space, some planets have weird hair) or being a woman.
6. Hyperspace ramming as elaborated in detail elsewhere invalidates the entire franchise.
7. Luke had all his character development from a whole trilogy wiped out. All so they could do a cliche “fed-up with life kung-fu master” cliche who then dies from thinking too hard.
cont.

is that shirt covered in piss?

8. The First Order are illogical, apparently they built a fleet and accompanying super weapons as big as the Galactic Empires without having a galaxy or empire to fund and build them. Somehow the entire galaxy is fine with them rolling up and taking charge without so much as a shrug because they blew up one system with a weapon they no longer have. The OT empire was well presented in how they ruled and operated the galaxy even in A New Hope. The First Order has no characterization beyond “remember the Empire?” Nothing the First Order does is even remotely related to the Republican party, their pretty generic space facists. They never rant about immigration or healthcare or really anything political other than the same "We hate Freedom" that the original Empire did, and they have a diverse multi-racial and gender equal approach to evil, more so even than the original. Unless you think being obvious pulp-Nazi stand-ins is an accurate depiction of the GOP they're pretty toothless when it comes to current political commentary.
9. Snoke is stupid, lots of critics claim “we knew nothing about the Emperor” but the viewer had no preconceived knowledge about the Star Wars universe in the original films. It stands to reason that powerful characters existed, unknown to the viewer.
In the new trilogy, the universe is established, The evil was the Empire, Vader and the Emperor. For a character of Snokes immense power to exist is contradictory. It requires an explanation. And for characters such as Luke and Leia to refer to him by name, on multiple occasions, and for others such as Rey to never question this, is disconcerting, unnatural and entirely immersion breaking.
cont.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

10. Bad costume design, In the OT and PT everyone has a unique look and silhouette that is both easy to pick out in a crowd and memorable. From the Rebels on the Tantive IV to the Tatooine/Jedi robe look, to the Naboo guard outfits, to the Troopers in the Hoth Trenches. None of the costumes in The Last Jedi do this. I couldn't tell you what most main characters wore much less the extras. Everything is so generic and uninspired you could use it in another movie and no one would notice they were reusing Star Wars costumes.
11. All the ships and vehicles are just the original trilogies with some extra lines painted on. Both the prequels and Rogue One managed to have designs that were simultaneously unique looking but still thematically similar to the original movies. everything save the salt-speeders is just a repainted original with some flaps.
12. Finally It's funny hearing people complain about "fanboys" wanting TLJ to be a retread when TLJ dedicates it's entire runtime to nullifying any changes to the story since ANH. It has been 35 years in-universe and everything is now at exactly the same point it was during ANH, Empire has uncontested rule of the galaxy, Scrappy rebels (They even change their name from Resistance to Rebels in the third act!), Dark Lord ruling the aforementioned Empire, One half-trained Jedi to keep on the Orders legacy (which has been otherwise wiped out), and so-on. The entire original trilogy might as well not have happened now because the universe has been reset to a merchandise friendly timeless limbo.

POSITIVES
>far and away the most space-based star wars
>resistance plot is speed in space and pulls it off well
>despite being a woman with purple hair, holdo is a captivating character with plenty of shades of grey
>prequel trilogy actually gets some love in the canto bight sequence calling back phantom menace's tatooine act
>rey shows weaknesses and faults (actually fleshing out her character)
>kylo shows strengths and doubts about allegiences (actually fleshing out his character)
>luke has failed and this actually effects his plot unlike some superhero who is heroic for the sake of being heroic
>fucking puppet yoda
>the suicide run was straight out of my animes
>snoke was a chump and the twist that he really wasn't that important felt good since trying to make him even more evil than sidious would have just been embarrassing
>luke vs kylo
>fuck you, porgs are adorable, didn't effect the plot like ewoks, and were kept mostly in the background
>papabacca
>hoth's placement always bothered me by making the rest of the movie sort of anticlimactic, action-wise; krait at the end was a fitting 'final stand'
>the 'true' story of luke searching kylo, becoming horrified, and then resisting the dark side fits perfectly with his character and actually bridges the OT and ST unlike Han and Leia
>johnson (who i don't care for) actually broke the boring abrams/spielberg/cameron mold and inserted a good amount of panache in the direction

NEGATIVES
>finn and rose didn't do much to endear me to them
>luke's exit wasn't quite as centerplaced as I would have hoped

Overall, 7/10. 3rd best SW after ANH and ESB. It seems normies hated it because it made TFA pointless, which was good in my book because TFA was a pointless movie to begin with.

Its another le ebin
>i will repeat everything i disagree with in a silly way to invalidate it without engaging it intellectually
thread

How tedious

Still not refuted, not a single point. Truly the shill stopper

>central theme of the movie is about taking star wars away from being a story of chosen heroes of special pure bloodline and changing it into a story where anyone can be special
>this triggers alt-right man babies

not surprised desu

>it’s space, some planets have weird hair
She dyes it.

>central theme of the movie is about taking star wars away from being a story of chosen heroes of special pure bloodline and changing it into a story where anyone can be special
That's... actually a good point. It did look like they were going that way with it.

>they have a diverse multi-racial and gender equal approach to evil
holy shit my sides, that's perfect

Are you serious? Not a single person has bit your bait? Lol that's hilarious. You must be positively seething.

I feel like there's some show out there that could take this and run with it, but I can't think of what it is. No seriously, I can't think of it.

fuck off mouse fucker

its pretty fucking obvious and Sup Forumstards are pissed because they're all about
>MUH PURE BLOOD

Niiiiice!

>still zero arguments
The absolute state of Disney viral marketing