>Kathleen Kennedy, the president of Lucasfilm, is supposed to rule over the franchise’s canon, story and make sure the continuity and consistency is seamless.
>It seems they were busy promoting the diversity on their team instead of guaranteeing success for the franchise. In an interview with Fortune, she explained:
>“Fifty percent of our executive team are women. Six out of eight of the people in my Story Group are women. I think it’s making a huge difference in the kind of stories we’re trying to tell.”
>While she ran around with “The force is female” t-shirts and staffed her story group with women, she apparently forgot to actually plan out this franchise.
>“The force is female” This is the type of shit that causes men not to the women seriously. LOL, the force is female!!! No, it's some made up children shit you dumb cunt. Now you are inserting politics in it making it even more stupid than it was originally.
Space Wizards became #RESIST fuck Drumpf You Go Girl Space Wizards
Who didn't see backlash coming?
Ryan Foster
It could have all been solved by just adding "also" to it. Sure, it would have still been retarded since Star Wars has never lacked female characters, but it would have at least hidden her blatant intent.
Elijah Richardson
Sure is affecting the kind of stories they tell. They’re becoming shit. But let’s not blame the actresses for being given shitty lines to read. Who, having won a role in fucking Star Wars, would choose to leave it in protest?
Brayden Butler
I personally don't blame Admiral Tumblr or Rose for their roles, since, assuming they were directed to be as patronizing as humanly possible, there was pretty much nothing they could do. Daisy Ridley, on the other hand, could have at least got some acting lessons. She seriously can't act her way out of a paper bag in any scene where she's talking like a normal person.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
THIS ARTICLE IS RAPE
DELETE THIS I'M CALLING THE COPS
Jose Edwards
She created the story group supposedly to make sure the stories don't become a messed up nonsense conflicting with canon. In fact there was already 2 guys dedicated for this. But Kiri Hart decided to recruit a team entirely made of women. and you know what happened next.
Joseph King
>lucasfilm.com/our-team/kiri-hart >Kiri Hart has worked in film for more than 20 years as a story analyst, writer, and development executive. In 2012, she helped form Lucasfilm's Story Group, and currently serves as its Development lead.
You just know she is deep into social justice, critical theory, etc
Kevin Powell
You mean you didn't believe her delivery when she bypassed the compressor?
Tyler Martin
She's even worse in TLJ. Her early dialogue with Luke is practically laying down roots.
Brandon Thompson
Dern didn't ruin a thing, soyboy
Juan Sanders
She will after Solo smolders as a dumpster fire and Disney has to write off the 500 - 600 million dollar loss. After she's gone, they will ax Johnson's new trilogy, because they can't afford more BS.
Luke Rodriguez
except the role of the admiral jej. nice acting btw lmao
Henry Cox
Hope her and Kennedy go after the shit that was RO and TLJ. There is no way they live this down and keep their well-payed, plush jobs. >I'd add TFA but it was financially successful so Disney probably doesn't care about that
Dominic Clark
Sadly, they'll probably last until IX. They can shift blame for this one and make Solo seem like their first real fuck up, but if IX underperforms too, Disney will hold a vast "Restructure" and use it to try regaining some hype for a new trilogy
Aiden Gray
Kek. Remember when she claimed that calling Rey a Mary Sue was sexist because it was a girl's name?
John King
Will they declare the new films non canon? Will we finally see the old EU put to film?
Alexander Butler
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
Alexander Wood
If the "Force is Female" it should be easy for them to create their own super-successful franchise.
Juan Phillips
>Will they declare the new films non canon? Not so long as it's perceived as part of Disney. Disney almost never admit a fuck up, and making them non canon would be precisely that. The only chance of it happening is if they pretend to make it a separate part, so it's considered a new start rather than repairing a fuck up.
>Will we finally see the old EU put to film? Doubtful. For one, they'd have to pay the original authors. For another, so long as sequel material is running it stands as competition.
The only EU author they've got on board so far is Timothy Zahn, and there's no way they'll adapt original Thrawn because it would be frankly embarrassing when it shows up how badly the ST has fucked up a sequel.
Colton Morris
She won't. You underestimate the power of the vagina.
Sebastian Brown
you underestimate the power of money
Aiden Gray
>thinking Disney gives a single fuck about causes when money is on the line Oh, I'm afraid it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things
Nolan Howard
I think this film already has them on thin ice. The reception is awful, despite disneyshills trying to convince everyone otherwise. Solo will push them over the edge. They will have jewjew made a mediocre but well-received film that ties everything together as best as possible; guarantee that Mark Hamill will be in it and it will be total fan service but one that's needed.
I can't see Disney letting Kennedy and Hart survive the crash of Solo. SW is supposed to be a sure thing for them and the creative decisions are costing them.
William Collins
>Amy Pascal blames her failure on "systemic sexism." >She gets positive press because of it. I wonder where I got the idea from.
Angel Walker
i have a high suspicion the next episode will barely break a billion, if that, i dont see a lot of nerds giving a fuck anymore
Anthony Long
Disney has unpersoned films before. Ever heard of The Black Cauldron? A film that did so poorly in the 80s(which isn't that long in terms of pop culture) they wiped virtually every record of it. I don't even think it's out on Blu Ray.
Brayden Harris
Shut the fuck up fag at least three people on the Disney board ARE FUCKING MAOISTS.
Anthony Harris
>Solo releases in may >has had a troubled production, but Disney refuses to push it back any further >Ep IX starts filming in June That actually does make me think that they're worried. It could be a coincidence, but they've left enough time for them to work in changes if the movie causes yet more bad will.
Christopher Collins
Why would having more women make any difference on the stories? I thought men and women were supposed to be equal or something..
Jose Barnes
um thats not how it works sweetie honey
Camden Peterson
this. But she will be replaced with someone equally as bad.
David Nguyen
They're perfectly willing to lie through their teeth pretending they care and give lip service to people like Kennedy. They just don't actually give a fuck when the chips are down.
Christopher James
I tried to find what she actually worked on and the only thing I found is George Lucas 2012 kids cgi film Strange Magic. Nothing else. where does this bitch even come from is a mystery.
Angel Harris
You're on fire buddy. Keep going
Bentley Adams
More diversity = more equality. Duh.
Elijah Cooper
It's also got no connection to things fans actually give a fuck about Rogue one had the Death Star plans, which was what kicked off the OT.
We know nothing about what Solo will actually be. Sure, people like the characters, but it was Billy Dee and Harrison's performances that make them memorable. That's not to mention that the troubled production, already failing reputation of New Wars and acting coach info means that confirmation bias will be firmly against the movie from the beginning.
Sebastian Price
So why do they jerk off Black Panther and Coco? There aren't a lot of Asians or Middle easterners in those films, hmmm?
Joshua Jenkins
>missing daisy ridley.
Noah Mitchell
Damn, anons right. Every film Disney has released that bombed is swept under the rug.
Wyatt Campbell
Of course she has a MacBook, might as well be the token diversity member of the HuffPo Editorial staff.
Gavin Scott
Merch is left unbought, the nerds are all over YT and Twitter shitting on TLJ. The test will be Solo. Ron Howard took over when it was 99% done and has practically reshot the whole thing. The production budget alone must be approaching 400 - 500 million now. They haven't even begun paying for marketing. They may cut that budget (which would be around 200 million) just to minimise the loss.
Consider then they have to do media damage control and double efforts to hype Ep 9 for a whole year. That's going to be hard to do, since TLJ ends with no real conflict and leaves nothing to speculate on, nothing to get hyped about. They painted themselves into a corner creatively. SW is going to cost them overall rather than be a win.
Owen Torres
Oh, my holy Lady Holdo, I will never doubt your authority again. I m waiting in my dungeon until you decide to whip my unworthy ass bloody.
Gabriel Butler
this article needs to be continuously updated as the RT score goes lower and lower and lower
David Russell
IT WAS HER TURN!!!
Wyatt Roberts
>very hungry
Yeah, we can see.
Levi Martin
checked n kekked
Andrew Hernandez
This is pushing sadomasochism to the masses.
Luis Carter
Yeah, or the obvious.
Colton Gomez
For some utterly bizarre reason, Daisy is getting shielded from criticism. Hardly anyone praises her, but she's not getting the battering her Hayden tier performance deserves, and she doesn't even have Hayden's excuse of being railroaded.
Adrian Sanders
The actresses have no responsibility for this shitshow
Robert Peterson
>We know nothing about what Solo will actually be. >Kessel run >Jabba >Bobba Fett >Vader cameo >Cantina >Greedo >Cloud City >Obi-wan Kenobi cameo It's all they got. It will be full on SW fan service: the movie.
Connor Barnes
Why was this story group that was full of more than 50% women utterly fail in their sole stated reason for being 'continuity and consistency' when it came to TFA to TLJ?
Blake Lewis
Because they didn't care about actual story. They just wanted that it was diverse, female-led, and insulted what they perceive to be the alt-right, white, manbabies who constitute the hardcore SW fanbase.
Hudson Mitchell
It's offensive to make fun of the disabled user.
Cameron Russell
They're filled with one variant of minority. That's enough for them.
Josiah Turner
Being able to open beer bottles and not require a hammer for her crab legss sounds like a superpower to me.
Jeremiah Allen
Can someone explain to me who this bitch is and how she got to where she has? Does it involve fucking a lot of executives?
Jack Peterson
That's how it is with me. I can actually feel myself getting tired of Star Wars. Which is kind of scary in a way. I don't want to move on from Star Wars.
Yearly release schedule was a mistake. Yearly release with really bad writing decisions and uninspiring mediocre material was a BIG mistake.
Brody Kelly
She probably procured underage sex for Spielberg and other Jews; as a woman it's easy to get close to children.
Seems to just have worked at Lucasfilm. Literally a diversity hire. Very much story focused stuff.
Jackson Stewart
she bites dick bro so you better watch out
Jeremiah Diaz
How has it taken you all this long to realize that star wars is dead?
Disney killed it with the force awakens and it was fucking obvious that that had just happened. No idea why anyone would be delusional enough to think rogue one or this new trash would be any better - or blame them for ruining what was already ruined beyond any help whatsoever
Jaxon Collins
Please tell me that article is satire.
Hudson Gray
>studying astrology >studying this makes me irrationally upset
Sebastian Allen
>How has it taken you all this long to realize that star wars is dead? Star Wars died when it ended with a teddy bear party in 1983.
Dominic Jackson
Whites are technically a minority worldwide.
Asher Miller
Timothy Zahn might have brought it back briefly...
Mason Ward
Reminder that they don't even hide the fact that their evil lord is wearing black and their mindless followers are wearing white..
Pure Poetry
Cooper Moore
don't forget about the EU it definitely lived on there - teddy bears or no
Bentley Rodriguez
Honestly, I'm just amazed that Star Wars was able to include a Mary Sue character even more egregious than Rey. >rebels against the system to become an interstellar legend >dyed hair, representing her adventurous personality >studies astrology, somehow notably knowledgeable despite this >literal 'quirky personality' that is conveniently absent in her movie characterisation, speaks in metaphors in an 'oh-too-serious' attitude. Eccentric. >'No matter how arrogant, she was a determined and patriotic woman'. This entire sum-up is seriously something I'd expect to find on Deviantart.
Noah Stewart
I wonder what people thought about Star Wars after watching ROTJ in '83? Did they ever think it would turn into the clusterfuck it is now?
Jackson Cooper
>Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors >Mara Jade >Exar Kun >Revan >Talon Karrde It's a gold mine.
Nathaniel Russell
Surprisingly, Zahn was probably responsible for the prequels happening
Cooper Barnes
well there was a difference alright...
Carter Jones
I can´t find the source... Give me a minute.
Blake Brown
Is that a new pasta ?
Michael Mitchell
can't tell if being ironic...
but yes, I enjoyed the convoluted back stories and video games just as much as the next curtain rod flailer
David Ward
Some of the videogames have stories that could easily be reworked into good movies, or even trilogies.
>can't tell if being ironic... I'm not. Those characters are incredible.
Samuel Scott
You seem to be under the false impression that diversity means lots of different things. Diversity just means "not white". Before you tell me to go back to Sup Forums, the NBA was labeled the most diverse organization in the world, even though its literally 99% black people.
Juan Richardson
agreed
Elijah Ross
its real cant post the link because its from facebook.
Jaxson Hall
You don't need to move on. All of the rest of Star Wars is still there. It's not like the original movies are going anywhere, and if recent fan demand says anything, it's that all the old stuff is being refurbished and restored the way it originally was.
There's nothing wrong with approaching the new films coming out and their rabid fanbases by saying - 'they're just movies, dude'. Because they are. There's nothing inherently special about them as a form of entertainment.
Christian Brooks
Star Wars TLJ is living proof that leftist ideology is pure nonsensical garbage
Ayden Hernandez
My ex knew that film.
Joseph Powell
Did she own it on VHS?
Jeremiah Myers
She remembered it fondly so she must have seen it several times, not just once on TV, I downloaded it for us to watch but we never had the occasion.
Nathaniel Brooks
Huh. I need better sources.
Jace Reyes
Reminder that if you hate this movie, you hate women and are a virgin loser.
This is what people actually believe.
Ryder Young
Gotcha lemme phone her real quick. Oh wait.
Aiden Evans
It's on DVD.
Aren't they making a live action version of the book series which the original Black Cauldron was based off of?
Colton Price
Ironically, the best response to people who actually think this is from the same movie
>ALIENS HAVE TO BE DRIPPING WITH GREASE AND HAVE BONES SHOWING OR THEY RUIN THE MOVIE! go to bed, Ridley.
David Scott
>All the cool shit from Star Wars is non-canon now, except for the original trilogy. >They are too stupid even to do a Kyle Katarn action movie, which is just about an ex-stormtrooper turned mercenary/smuggler and later Jedi who just prefers to use grenades, traps, guns and heavy weaponry to fuck people up
Kotor2 also easily could have served as a top tier trilogy, the only thing they'd have to do for it is cut the weaker characters, decide on a personality for the protagonist and it would have been killer.
>I think it’s making a huge difference in the kind of stories we’re trying to tell.” What story? It was just a bunch of mostly pointless shit that happened and answered almost nothing. How did the characters grow? How is the resistance in a different situation other than still being extremely outnumbered and disadvantaged? Does Leia showing competency with the Force mean anything?
Fuck, even little things like what was the point of Luke projecting himself to "show up" and just die as if he were lightsabered anyway? They could have just had him actually show up and just imagine the twin sunsets in his last moment and nothing would have changed.
So much of this movie was just pointless. No meaningful character arc or changes of dynamics or anything. Rylo even went backwards by hesitating to take out mom.