Reminder that disney star wars is not canon

Reminder that disney star wars is not canon

Luke is a jedi master and trains jedis at the jedi academy and has a wife and children, he is not a hermit

This

Nobody has been able to explain to me why 7 and 8 should be considered canon. If they weren't made by Lucas, doesn't that make them the same thing as fanfiction at the end of the day?

Well it was 30 years since end of OT
And Luke has only been a hermit for a few years
So all that stuff could have happened

Oh jesus, is this the same autist that was sperging out hours ago?
Fucking Star Wars fans, man.

why is mara so fucking hot brehs

he looks so good and dignified there

Actually Luke is training his daughter Kira as a wise mentor and Jedi master.

The hermit nihilist in NuWars is Jade Skyspeeder

>WHEN, ALL THE PIONEERS ARE GONE
>AND ALL THAT'S LEFT ARE UNRESOLVED
>OUT OF STEP OPINIONS

>AND YOU, SAY THE WORD, AND I WILL COME
>WITH OVERBEARING CLOUDS OF WARMTH
>OUT OF BREATH BUT NOT ALONE

>everyone who doesn't agree with me is one person
>my opinion can't possibly be in the minority

And then his nephew killed his wife and turned to the dark side by some fucko edgy ancient Sith Lord with a stupid mask and his son and niece fought some retarded cosmic bitch who's mad her family got killed in the fucking Clone Wars cartoon, becoming the new avatars of light and dark and

>tfw the old EU was just as bad if not worse

sorry, his wife is dead and he only has a son

This, even trying to legitimately view them as 'real sequels' just feels weird and forced to me.

No. EW are not canon, but the movies are. Get a hobby. Watch other movies.

>Mara Jade in the Disney universe lost her mind after the death of the emperor, became a FtM transsexual and pretended to be Luke while chugging down space milkies
Best timeline

Because the following movies will consider them, that's all.

I can't believe how serious people take this idea of canon. There is no canon to anything, you like what you like and dislike what you dislike. Canon is just a conventional way to talk about what is considered for following projects. You may want to forget ep 7 and 8, but 9 will make you remember it. The world may forget EU stuff, but it could be brought back if they wanted (though they don't). There is nothing more to be said about what's canon or not.

Han and Leia also have a super cute daughter.

Sounds better than what we got.

>No. EW are not canon, but the movies are.
i specifically stated the opposite

>Get a hobby. Watch other movies.
err excuse me? why don't YOU do that?

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I've been saying this for a while now. It's one thing to have movies not directed by Lucas, but when his input isn't even 1% on display it's pretty much glorified fan-fiction. It has nothing to do with Lucas vision of Star Wars, and none of it was run by him.

>hours later
>still having an autistic tantrum
What do we do about the manchild epidemic?

Every time I try to read these EU novels I never get more than a few chapters in because every goddamn writer has to insert some new random self insert Jedi into every new book.

Read it then

Whatever happened to those orange jumpsuits?

does lord shaxx narrate

Yup. Same autist. Same wording, same style, etc.
A lot of people come here, you're bound to catch a few of the extra chromie posters.

but user lucas's vision was terrible the prequels sucked and the ST is a breath of fresh air in the Star Wars universe. Reddit Letter Media themselves told me so

THIS is Luke Skywalker

what the fuck are you talking about jesus christ? i havent spoken with anyone on Sup Forums all day long

i guess some guy made you SEETHING and that guy must be me right? your opinion cannot possibly in the minority

I'm not sure. I think they showed up a little bit in TLJ, but not much.

>remember when this was the last Jedi

You realize the OT was Lucas vision as well, right? Even if you didn't like the prequels it was still consistent in his canon universe.

>i-it's totally not me, but you must be SUPER mad at me
kek

you're pathetic, maybe you should do something other than argue with people on Sup Forums all day long

>Oh jesus, is this the same autist that was sperging out hours ago?
There's one autist sperging out, and a few others trying to make "canon" shitposting a thing, based on that autist.

Was gone for hours, and came back to find you STILL sperging out about headcanon stuff. Just surprised and found it funny is all

reminder his best buddies are strong white males

>Strong white male whose waifu was a genuinely likeable, competent, cute Asian.

like i said, try and do something else in your life other than arguing with people online 24/7

i bet you're bald as fuck from all that impotent rage

Wow that sounds so much better than Mary Sue and co kill Nazis.

>strong white males

>not me, but you must be SUPER mad at me, I'm super serious
kek

hmm ok

have your last word if it helps you sleep better

so i take it you like the disney wars then? what do you like about them so far?

pls kill soy wars and gib mara jade

mara jade is too original for glib fascimile wars

>i'm so not the same person, I even use almost the same responses
kek

>Atractive people
>In MY star wars?!

Delete this!

EP 4-6 is Dragon Ball

EP 1-3 is Dragon Ball Z

EP 7-9 is Dragon Ball GT aka FAN FICTION

yes yes, i gave you your last word, answer my question

good comparison

i never liked GT either

the ending of Z was the ending of dragonball for me

Youre fucking retarded

>same "if you respond to me, you lose" post
kek

She should had been played by Ana De Armas and that would have been instant waifu market.
Disney its fucking stupid, they dont realize that waifus produce shit tons of cash. Just lool at Frozen.

Now make Jaina start sad because someone killed her Mentor “Mara Jade” and grow some fucking pants and carry her family throught dark times sounds like some real life shit that showcases the strenght of actual women. And not complaining womyns.

>forced

>disney managed to make their movies worse and less lorefriendly and with worse continuity than the turbo autistic old EU
what a time to be alive

I would have showed off Mara Jade in the new movies as a force ghost. Have Luke being sad cause they killed her when it was meant to be him. In the end snapping out of it and having the best entrance in showbuizz.

There's only room for one redhead in this kingdom fuck-o's.

>We'll never get Mara Jade played by Christina Hendricks.

What could have been.

Plus Mara Jade’s model could definitely have used they money for her fight against cancer.

No thanks, we already have her.

>Luke is a jedi master and trains jedis at the jedi academy and

sorry sweetie, I purchased the rights from the creator himself to claim what's canon and what is not, you're a miserable poor nobody who masturbates to Princess Leia fanfic lol

For once OP speaks the truth. TLJ will be tetconned as sure as the turd just dropped will be flushed down the toilet.

/thread

jesus chirst user, you are beyond repair

lmao how true

to be honest i thought the EU had some interesting ideas and i thought the official movies are going to be similar but even better and more amazing, i expected new things, new planets, maybe cities and civilizations, i expected them to move beyond the originals, now after the defeat of the empire, to see how much they have advanced

what a disappointment that it's all back at square one, everything that happened in the originals was in vain and all we get is a repeat of everything that happened

Then why not apply to same criteria to the shit OP is talking about? Lucas wasn't involved in any of that, either.

We know, OP, we know.

>Nothing I don't like is canon if I close my eyes and plug my ears

Jesus

>has a wife
You mean Had.

>same exact backpedaling
kek

sorry for not starting a new thread but is anyone else blown away that disney is giving out fast passes and trinkets to get a bunch of shrews to actively shit on the old series as a form of astro turfing?

it was so bad the only strategy they could think of was TEARING DOWN THE GROUNDWORK FOR THE SHIT THEYRE SELLING

>Because the following movies will consider them, that's all
We'll see how many of them are to come, son.

>TLJ will be tetconned
i hope so my man

i hope we will one day see a new episode 7 and the one we have right now will be ignored and forgotten and buried

>Super cute.
>Implying that she's not a super hottie.

>you MUST include this literal diarrhea into your daily diet user otherwise you're a retard

>his input isn't even 1% on display
Lucas gave his input for a seventh movie, and it was pretty much what we got. The characters and basic story are the same, except for the part where the girl goes to see hermit Luke, which was moved to TLJ.

I see people complaining about this all the time, but they obviously haven't bothered looking up what Lucas actually gave Disney. They used all of his ideas, except they changed it so that the main characters wouldn't be children.

EP 4-6 is Dragon Ball / DBZ
EP 1-3 is GT
EP 7-9 is super

This autist has been sperging out about it for hours today, apparently
Good stuff

He deserves to be a living legend with a 10/10 waifu and happy family life. Shame Disney hates him

Like it or not it's canon. No matter how hard you try to ignore it.

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>you now realize it's actually Luuke Skywalker in TFA and TLJ
>real Luke is still missing

Well I can, and I will. Eat a bag of chodes faggot.

kek

mark hamil said something along those lines

the fans decide what is canon disney and lucasfilm can eat cocks

How did no one notice? They should have been Luuuking harder

He said It's Jake Skywalker in TLJ

my guess is that it was in fact Luuuke who went to murder Ben Solo in his sleep while Luke was away on holidays or something

Wrong. Lucas had some oversight on the EU. He approved Dark Empire for example.

In 10 years nobody will remember or care about those shitty movies.

CASPERE (and i) KNEW THIS

that's what people thought about the prequels, but kids grow up eventually, and they start posting and/or writing

>He approved Dark Empire
Which is not the same thing as being involved with the story. He approved anything that was licensed through Lucasfilm and didn't cover movies he was planning on making (which is why there was no prequel-era stuff until they were released). He wasn't actually involved in coming up with the stories, and probably approved anything that was going to make money.

Daily reminder that Luke died a neet virgin and never impregnated a hot redhead

he kept impregnating those sea cows though

Lucas' approval > Kathleen's fan fiction.

are you sure it's not luuuke?

not canon ;_;

>posting sensibly
Please leave, before it’s too late!

>implying Luke and Leia didn't have some "alone time" between ep. 5 and 6

They completely shit the bed with the main narrative post-NJO. Too bad Disney didn't take what worked from the old EU into the new canon.