I...CAN'T...GO...ON

Cuck My Gross Into Pieces
This Is My Last Jedi
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
CAN'T GET 23 INTO A SCREENING

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Statistically, Ex-File 3: Return of The Exes is probably a better movie.

Let them burn

that's terrible

THOSE SEXIST PIG CHINKS ITS ALL THEIR FAULT FOR BEING SOGGYKNISTS

Let the SWs franchise die. Kill it, if you have to.

WOULD IT BE WONG OR WOULD IT BE WOIGHT
IF A PROJECT THIS GROSS CHANCES ARE DYNAMITE
BREAKING EVEN OUT OF SIGHT
AND IM CALCULATING PROFIT SLIDE

Wait until the weekends, retards.

>express visible disdain towards your white male audience

>white male audience doesn’t see your movie

KEK

its funny how thats what they wanted, and thats what they gonna get

>wooow it only made one billion and still going? The mouse is death lads xD
Daily reminder you're shilling the movie for free, three weeks in a row now.

kek

Hi, Kathleen.

wait till you see the..
OHNONONONO

Did anybody else feel like this movie was telling your to let go of star wars and just movie on with your life? this line and themes to go with it were repeated throughout

Disney isn't that retarded. They're telling you to let go of the original trilogy and embrace the new Disney Star Wars movies without the original cast to anchor you in.

Damn the russian hackers again? Those DCucks fanboys and their powerful ties to the GOP and 中國共產黨? Who is doing this?

soybgone

Not really but that’s the message I got after every evil character was a white male and the only heroic white male was dragged through shit and repeatedly shit on and killed off

SOME

BODY ONCE TOLD ME
TLJ WAS A SHITTY MOVIE
RIAN JOHNSON OVERDOSED ON THE SOY

Still gonna make 1.5 billion and Sup Forums is still going to continue to get BTFO.

>mamaroach

>bombing in China
>bombing worldwide compared to TFA
>biggest second weekend drop EVER
>hated by everyone
>50% audience score
lol

thats so bad

>1.1 billion box office

Numbers don't lie.

lol nigga where the money gonna come from not from china

it's gonna make 1.35 billiion if it's really lucky

>TFA 2.05 billion
No, they don't.

Dubs decides how Disney will next attempt to spin TLJ as a success

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP

Star Wars is (was?) a guaranteed $1billion+. In this case the + is only 0.1

1.5 billion is effectively dead
It will come somewhere around 1.3 billion between Frozen and Harry Potter 8

>Make worst movie ever
>However, also pay everybody who sends in their ticket two times the price he paid for the ticket
>30 billion box office
Sup Forums eternally btfo when?

I thought it was telling me to kill the Jews.

get litty guise

GET FUCKED DISNEY KIKES

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE LAST JEDI WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING IN SO MUCH WORSE
IT'S STAR WARS
DELETE THIS NOWWWWW

>put a black shagging a fat chinese girl in your movie
>chinese audience doesn't go see it
WOOOOW

How much did they pay to create and advertise this stinker, eh soyim?

>It will come somewhere around 1.3 billion between Frozen and Harry Potter 8
J U S T

get digi

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

In a time of gooks and chinks I cast a monkey
Fired writers and directors, replaced them with flunkies
Giant advertising budget, shill on the vegetables
Market eating dog meat, Luke slurping milkies
Kill the momentum, jews run the show
Legs burst into flames, lose a billion in dough
AUDIENCE SAYS FUCK IT, WATCHES JUMANJI

SOY BOY UN PERDEDOR
ITS A MONEY LOSER
SO FIRE KATHLEEN

DOWN IN A HOLE

What is the original song lmao

>This is not going to go the way you think!

It's IRONIC. Disney meant that line as a pithy meta comment directed at the existing fans of the movies. Turns out it was a personal message from Mark Hamill to them.

...

>Chinks won't care about this scene because she's viet
They said

Based yellow hominids

Joke's on them, I'll just buy all the old canon shit used

>first 6 movies have white males as the villains
>REEEE FUCKING SJW RUINING MY SEQUELS

Yeah ANH was in theaters 5 years and ESB had a normal run. TFA didn't have a 5 year theater run I think

That was with repeated showings.
Also, nowadays is different a sequel is expected to go up, not down.
They did not hooked the new public, and the spergs that went 3 times for TFA are not doing the same for TLJ.

Beck-Loser

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

PURE 90SKINO

>movie does well in China
WAAAH THEY MADE THE MOVIE FOR CHINESE PEOPLE NOT AMERICANS IT SUCKS

>movie doesn't do well in China
LMAO THEY FUCKED UP THIS PROVES THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE HAHAHA

Fucking fantastic

Is Oscar Isaac canonically nonwhite? I thought he was just dusky

With this and the Han Solo movie predicted to underperform, episode 9 could be Empire Strikes Back quality and it's still going to do worse than TLJ.

No ones going to believe the critics if they say it's amazing. They've burnt that bridge. There's no suspense or mystery to be resolved, so that won't draw people back.

Not saying episode 9 won't achieve a profit, but it isn't going to perform anywhere near the level Disney were hoping.

5 re-releases vs 3 re-releases

What are you trying to say?

What is this stance trying to convey?

>LMAO THEY FUCKED UP THIS PROVES THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE HAHAHA
None said this. Many (like me) just hope they don't use the chinese defense and Kennedy is axed.

>average of just 22 people a screening

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

We are past the "the movie was terrible" phase, everybody agrees on that. You guys shilled your damage control over that and you failed. It's shit. Now we're in the "let's see if studios stop making movies this bad" phase, and this is good news in that regard

Vietnamese, actually, but I don't think the Chinese appreciated the distinction.

wat is this trance tryin to say?
youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-6Bef9xU

they feel doubly insulted because they chose to represent the chinese people with a vietnamese girl who kissed a nigger

First 6 movies also had white guys as the good guys.

Ackbar=Dead
Phasma=Dead
Praetorian Guard=Dead
Snoke=Dead
Han=Dead
Leia=Dead
Luke as "Force Ghost"=DEAD
Resistance is 40 people in a semi truck=Dead

>Darth Maul is an alien
>General Grievous is a robot
Nice try

but dey act white
das rite

Thank you for finally explaining this discrepancy to me. However, a 5 year theater run is in itself an unbelievable record, and it does matter by comparison that ESB's run was normal.

>Joke's on them, I'll just buy all the old canon shit used

I wouldn't put it past Disney to do a clandestine buy-back and book burning of all the EU material they can get a hold of.

>Darth Maul was played by a non-white
>Every aspect of his character and culture is based around tribalism and Afrocentric inspiration
Try again

HE HAS NO STYLE

I wish I could scratch my knees while i walked like Boyega.

Is this one of the worst on-screen kisses ever? They both look like they want to puke, Finn especially.

If you compare the actual weekends of the actual runs, ESB destroyed ANH.

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nuh uh both Maul and Grievous used extra stolen lightsabers

0 chemistry and very poor buildup.
They could have been just friends, is more forced than the Hobbit

people will let go for something better, but not for this bullshit

Ray Park isn't white?

Broom boy=Alive

Just fucking wow.
It might not have bombed but I'd be surprised if between this and the drop in merch sales there aren't heads rolling in Disney HQ

Came across more like they'd lost a bet and that was the forfeit.

>Darth Maul was played by a non-white

ESB had a great initial opening because everyone was hyped out of their minds by ANH. It didn't outperform. ANH had an 80% INCREASE in box office in its second weekend, which is unheard of for wide release blockbusters.

He's from fucking Scotland, too.

If anything can make a movie good, it's featuring a child...

By that logic Vader should be black

It does make a difference that his iconic voice was a black actor's.

AoU made 1.4 and and apparently THAT was considered "underperforming", and this movie has a very real chance of making LESS than that. Goddamn.

BROTHER DISNEY'S IN THE BACK, AUDIENCE IN FRONT
CRUSIN DOWN THE RATINGS IN THE EMPTY THEATER
SUDDENLY PROJECTOR FLASHES FROM BEHIND
LOUD VOICE BOOMING, STEP INTO JUMANJI
DISNEY PREACHES WORDS OF TERROR, AUDIENCE OPENS THEIR EYES
THE ROCK TAPS HIS SHADES "AIN'T THIS LITTY"

HOW BIZARRE
HOW BIZARRE

thanks for reminding me about the hobbit romance

Boyega's nigger face just contorts like that when something is pressed against it

This has no chance at 1.4
That shipped sailed when it bombed in China
1.35 at the very most

...

There were literally just 2 other people in the theater I watched it at last night. Was pretty comfy desu. Movie was shit though.

Phasma will be back so they can sell toys of her again.

Yes, I saw what happened to her in TLJ. I'm just saying she'll be back

Am I the only one who feels dumb for not catching these sick references?

I exist to make you suffer, user
I have such things to remind you...