*breathes in*

*breathes in*

wtf I believe it and hate Trump now

True Alpha shit.

>locks his door to eat cheeseburgers in bed

me on the left

Now his wife can't accuse him of rape.

Literally /our guy/

did the clinton thread trigger you?

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>locks his door to eat cheeseburgers in bed

while i don't eat in bed, I do lock my door any time i bring fast food home to eat. i just wanna be left alone and watch shitty youtube vids while i enjoy my food.

>he LOCKS his door to eat cheeseburgers in bed
Can you blame him? He's literally president of the most cheeseburger-laden nation ever. I would do the same tbqh lads

lol this. found a pic of op

He doesn't want her to see how tiny his hands are.

imagine being such a tween edgelord that you think an excited new parent is something bad

>locks his door to eat cheeseburgers in bed

Is Trump dare I say /ourguy/?

*breathes in*
*suffocates*

>By Irishmirror.le

>*breathes in*
BIG T 2020

Who is she fucking? Serious question. Some secret service dude? I wonder what someone in her position would go for. Does Barron have a harem?

>embryos
So they're both getting cucked? Abstract.

does he even get to fuck her ? or she s just for shows

He's going to die in office from his shit health habits, isn't he?

The idiot who posted this thinks it's "cucking", in actuality Christians believe embryos have souls, and so that couple adopted them to prevent them being destroyed.

american as fuck

Obviously Barron. Remember her talking in that article about lotioning every inch of his body nightly?

based

The claims made by a left-wing writer are definitely true.

>Does Barron have a harem?
Yes, of anime girls

>locks his door to eat cheeseburgers in bed
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>libtards think this is a bad thing

>WOLFFS BOOK IS FAKE
>Bannon gets publicly shitcanned by trump in an official wh release
Why are right wingers so dumb

Imagine how good that presidential cheeseburger must taste though. The Whitehouse chefs are probably god tier.