HEY BEN DID YOU EVER HEAR THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE
HEY BEN DID YOU EVER HEAR THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE
Justin Anderson
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James Nguyen
Big if true
Jose Carter
HEY BEN!
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN THE CANTINA NOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
Aaron Lee
fucking kek
Joseph Hughes
hey Ben!!!!
AAAARRRHGHGHGH!!!!
Jace Nguyen
HEY BEN!
DID I TELL YOU I AM A JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME!
Justin Green
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Ethan Moore
HEY BEN YOU WANNA BE VADER? WANNA KNOW WHAT VADER DOES TO YOUNGLINGS?
David Hughes
Didn't Sheev bury Plagueis under a bunch of rocks in his sleep?
Thomas Powell
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Charles Peterson
You like Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when "Mad About Me" came out 5 years BBY, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to the Max Rebo Band, but I think Figrin D'an has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Parker Hill
"nailed it" - rian
Logan Hill
please dont stop making these threads
Joseph Rivera
HEY BEN DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAD AND YOUR UNCLE DARTH VADER? HE WAS PURE EVIL AND EVERYONE TOLD ME TO KILL HIM BUT GUESS WHAT I REDEEMED HIM. NOT YOU THOUGH HAHAH
Henry Johnson
HEY BEN DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW LIGHTSABER AND ROBOTIC HAND?
Parker Martinez
Yoda! It's Skywalker, Luke Skywalker. You're my master so I think you should know I've killed a lot of padawans. Some escort girls in an cantina uptown... uh... some homeless people maybe five or ten. Uh... Some Twilek girl I met in Tatooine, I left her in a parking lot behind some deathsticks shop, I killed Bethany, my old apprentice, with a blaster and... some man, some old faggot with a droid. Last week I killed another girl... with a gaderffii... I had to, she almost got away. And there... was someone else there I don't remember, maybe a singer, but sh- she's dead, too. And, uh- BEN SOLO. I killed Ben Solo with a lightsaber. In the face. While he was sleeping. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. And not the planet Hell, but the actual Hell! I don't want to leave anything out here — I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people... maybe 40! Uh- huh huh-I have uh... holographic recordings of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the recordings — I even... I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I uh- just had to kill a lot of padawans! And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time. I mean... I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Mos Eisley Cantina. So, you know, keep your eyes OPEN. BYE!
Aaron Ross
kek
Nolan Anderson
HEY BEN! WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT SWORD OF YOURS?
Landon White
>What are the papers for, Luke? You got a little porg or something?
Jace Garcia
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nolan Lee
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Connor Russell
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Noah Hughes
I have to return some holotapes
Jaxon Reed
No, but of Jake Skywalker, the crazy alter ego of a former hero.
Alexander Johnson
IT"S OVER BEN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Isaac White
AHHHHHHHH TONY HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO KILL MY NEPHEW!!!!!!!
Nathaniel Moore
FEED ME A STRAY PORG
David Jackson
HEY BEN
NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX
Nolan Taylor
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Carson Richardson
>HEY BEN
>A BALD ASSERTION ISN'T AN ARGUMENT. I'VE ALREADY REFUTED YOUR REPRESENTATION BASED ARGUMENTS. GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.
Anthony Nguyen
Don’t just look at the salt; eat it.
Justin Ross
I love how they had to do this just to completely assure that NO, this ISN'T a Hoth rip off! It's salt! Not snow!
Jaxon Lewis
In 2 BBY Figrin released this, "The Sequential Passage of Chronological Intervals", their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Dune Sea Special,", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not just the pleasures of conformity and the importance of friends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Ben!
Brandon Young
>Obi, it's Luke, Luke Skywalker. You're my master so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment on nabu uh.... some tatooine people maybe 5 or 10 um an girl I met in Hoth. I left her in a parking lot behind some cantina. uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a lightsaber, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a senate member, but she's dead too. And Ben. I almost killed Ben with a lightsaber in the face, his body would been dissolving in a hut. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have the holo-tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls i've trained have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Achto, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Liam Harris
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Brayden James
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Nicholas Brown
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Noah King
Wow, good call OP! We surely needed another Star Wars thread! I know this board has been filled with them for the past month, but your thread is really special. Thank you for your contribution!
Nicholas Adams
Don't just stare at it, Rey. Eat it.
Brandon Russell
Hey Ben, looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Colton Perry
Anons help me why is this funny?
Tyler Bell
Ahahaha
Connor Walker