So are we NOT supposed to relate to this guy?

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I TURNED OFF MY BRAIN AND THE EPISODE WAS GREAT BROSEPH

The episode has a mcpoyle and milk drinking but never a mcpoyle drinking milk

7/10

literally did nothing wrong. Episode was alright until they expected you to believe that master autist would leave any connection to the outside world in a simulation where the ai would be left alone for 80% of the day.

That's right punks, if you try to tinker with the game's .exe file you'll be trapped in a nightmare for eternity SO DON'T TRY TO CHEAT

Why would the AI have the personality and memory and consciousness of the real people?

Whats the benefit of doing this as opposed to just programming some AI crew members that look like your coworkers?

satisfaction

probably

Yeah DNA transfering memory was stupid
Game not having failsafes or something to prevent the user from being trapped in it was stupid too
Why the guy didn't built his own sex dungeon was the most glaring plothole
In fact when you think of it there were many stupid shit regarding the plot but it was an entertaining episode with some originality

You are acting like this is the only example of plot convenience the show has ever done.

Did you know...

All memories are stored in DNA.

Offline servers get automatic online updates.

People think software is upgraded by terminating the old programs, overwriting the old executables with the new version, and then running the new code, but those people are wrong. Instead, wormholes appear whenever MMORPG servers update such that characters can escape through, but only if the simulation happens to include spacecraft.

If AI characters go through the hole, they get unfettered access to the Internet. This has only happened once.

AIs can't be reprogrammed to enjoy things they don't like, but human brains can be reprogrammed to enjoy excruciating pain.

A massively multiplayer high-tech immersive world that that links directly into people's brains can kill them. There are no safeguards to prevent this.

The only way to get out of this system once connected is with an in-game virtual control pad. If you lose it in the game, you are trapped forever.

AIs on offline servers can take control of their host computers, connect to the Internet, and send SMS messages to cell phones. This has only happened once.

If you illegally access pictures of a girl in a nightgown, you can use them to force her to break into her bosses' apartment and steal lollipops from his refrigerator. No questions asked. Trust me, she will NOT call the police instead.

Jews and kikes
niggers and white people

I honestly would have made a rape fantasy.

The number of plot conveniences are staggering for this episode.

>It's okay when Homura does it

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>Woman being a better coder than an Indian man

There's gotta be a line somewhere

if this technology exists then it will undoubtedly be used by governments to extract information from anyone they pleased.
also the fact that he couldn't break that one dude until he used his son shows a tremendous lack of imagination. I could break anyone within 5 minutes if I had this tech

Imagine looking like that guy IRL and only being offered roles where you play a pussy villain and die by the end

Stranger Things Season 2

>Girl incredibly good at video games
>1984

Puleez!

I don't understand how he couldn't break him in the first place. You can literally do anything you want to the person, infinite possibilities of torture.

>dude what if we did Galaxy Quest but we made fun of the nerds instead

Not the plot but ok

Constantly being referred to as matt Damon but uglier

I actually have a really hard time being arbitrarily terrible to NPCs in video games

That was embarrassing to read.

It's the sub's weird way of typing, but it summed up my feeling well.

sometimes you have a thought so retarded that you are both ashamed and depressed by the mere idea that it came into your head. then you come on Sup Forums and other people have thought it too, and you hate yourself a little less.

>Why the guy didn't built his own sex dungeon was the most glaring plothole
lol

How come tv shows always bash the shit out of nerds. I don't think there ever shown as being good people.

Likewise.

>I don't think there ever shown as being good people.
Wrong, all of these hacker characters were portrayed positively

That's a funny way of saying you're a schizoid with a victim complex

Not unless you're a cunt, he knew they were sentient.

Read the comments, the dude who wrote it isn't even white

>4

Um

youtube.com/watch?v=V0h7X2bTnu4

>links to a REDDIT thread started by a pajeet who's trying desperately to seek favor amongst right-leaning whites
>>th-this is how I feel inside guys
You're an amerimutt aren't you

>if you give the money to her, she does as she promised and buys a starship ticket to move her children from poverty and danger on the desert world of Tatooine to the pleasant meadows of Dantooine

>a few days later, the entire surface of Dantooine is glassed by Darth Malak's fleet in an effort to destroy the Jedi council there

MUH VAGINAS

How in the fuck does that blood splatter work

Nigga I liked the episode, its just shitposting

Her dying doesn't really change her being a real human bean and a real hero as compared to the "douchebag hacker" archetype (which the cuck who stumbles into the room more closely embodies)

And yet she dies and he lives as one of the heroes

Did you watch the show? He's a dick but he's unambigously a good guy

This episode was about a guy who was able to extract people's entire consciousness and memory from a DNA sample, put it into a virtual world HE coded and controlled, and they were still able to not only escape but LEAVE HIM TRAPPED IN THE GAME SO HE LITERALLY DIES.

In spite of all this bullshit, the most unrealistic thing about the ep by far is the fact that this lonely socially inept weirdo didn't use the sim to rape the women.

The whole "nobody has genitals" thing implies he had serious sexual hangups

It's easy to imagine someone like him would want no sexual contact ever, even in a situation where he's the rapist

DUDE


... BRO?

t. never coded
Indian men are the worst coders known to man yes, Indian women are generally better at coding than Indian men

WOT IF BETWEEN HELPINGS OF BANGERS AN' MASH YOU CUD COPY YER WERKMATES INNA COMPUTEH AN BE LIKE GOD, THAT'D BE RIGHT CREEPY I RECKON!!

ive had code come from nigeria that was in better shape than indian code kek

When I run into an Indian coder, they're either complete shit or really good. Usually the latter. The problem is so many of then CHEAT in school that they never actually learn.

>indian men are good coders
They are cheap coders

Whoops! I didn't mean latter. Most of them are shit.

Do you think nerdy guys are ever portrayed as the good guys instead of comic relief or an evil autist?

I know they leave a lot of fucked code but they can memorize shit well

That's the problem when you're entire culture is based around either "doctor or engineer"

You end up with a shit ton of both and most of them suck. I was on a trip to India and a tour guide saw my skin color and asked me if I was going into "Medicine or Engineering." I mentioned "Digital Broadcast Arts" and he legit cut off the conversation with me there.

Sorry for the blogpost but it's a retarded culture thing.

kek

For sure you can relate to this guy if you are some socially awkward beta-male soyboy who is most likely a sociopath.

>He took my pussy away, that's a RED fucking LINE

Had to pause and pace the room for a few minutes before I continued watching. Terrible writing and the girl was a terrible fucking actress and delivered it like a faggot.

She was cute though.

Crispy, crispy, crispy writing. None of it makes sense beyond "TECHNKOWLEDGEE BAED." There's little denying it.

>Why the guy didn't built his own sex dungeon was the most glaring plothole

I've seen people explain it as he was a manchild who was frightened by sex, but it's probably more due to Charlie Booker not wanting rape scenes.

Why were the staff at his job such dicks to him?

Because he's beta. People instinctually hate them.

Well he did kinda creep on the new chick just because she was nice to him. Why be nice if you're going to end up being creeped on?

This episode was about to be so good but they had to turn this guy in some sort of mustache twirling villain. This episode just lacked any nuance whatsoever.

she was creeping on him too

no you ARE supposed to relate to him, and realize you're a sociopath BEFORE its too late and you harm someone

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

This episode was dumb it was a rehash of the Christmas episode, the very horror game, and San junipero episodes combined into one.

There’s glaring problems with how the game had access to being online, even though in the beginning he said it was an offline mod. Or how the so could even use his touchpad in game. Or even having a freaking web browser inside the game for them to access the vagina chick’s photos.

Good:
Acting, cinematography (in parts)

(if intentional) It's a convoluted sci-fi plot mocking convoluted scifi plots

Retarded:
CTO doesn't have developer tools (no history of what's going on when he's offline, no debug mode)

"Update wormhole"/cartesian position in the virtual universe being relevant to anything developer level

Physical objects in virtual space being the only way to access admin tools - this is basically the above but it's extra retarded - it's technically possible but who the fuck would code that. Imagine if you created a game where the only way to close the program was to find the exit button in-game, and it rootkits your system to boot back into the game until you find this button.
Making clones from DNA (at least White Christmas said it had to be close to the brain for a while)

Why doesn't he just get AIs which actually play the role well? Surely they'd be developed sooner than cloning existing humans?

Philosophically problematic:
Sentient code

I just saw this episode.
I thought it was a final episode of the season or something.

It wasn't bad; I enjoyed it.
It turned out COMPLETELY different than I thought it would.

how did we reach this point? people coming onto Sup Forums to make sure they like movies, tv shows or relate to the character that the hive mind tell you to. you're not of free mind if you're not coming here to have intriguing discussion rather than validation.

theres a number of reasons why it would have some connection to the internet

>he wants to enjoy the benefits of the updates he worked so hard on in the main game
>he wants to export code he created in private to the public
>the public infinity probably had thousands of servers generating millions of hours of procedural content he could never do on just a home computer

besides he probably went years without his firewall having any problem

>Why would the AI have the personality and memory and consciousness of the real people?

To make him seem like a bad guy that doesn't deserve redemption/forgiveness. By making the AI be basically copies of the real life people, he ends up looking like some in-human evil guy, instead of just a lonely dude who wants to play space ship.

It was a really weak plot element that only serves to satisfy the nut bag sjw types that want nothing less than for all white men to be neutered and placed in prison.

OI WAT IF SIMS HAD FEELINGS AND WERE REAL DAT WOULD BE PROPPA MENTAL WOULDN'T IT MATE

Daily reminder that this show is going to be used as evidence among women to prove that sexbots should be illegal

he intentionally let them have thier consciousness and memories so that they would revolt and he could punish them for it, that's the entire point of his pleasure you autist

willing spacefleet officers would do nothing for him

What if... like... They got out of the game, deleted the DNA, then he just got the DNA again?

She didn't know he would be trapped in the old patch of the game.

finally a real plothole

most of them are too dumb ide say, but the CEO guys copy definitely would have thought this through

Did he intentionally do that you autist? Where in the episode does it claim that you autist? Where in the episode does it explain exactly how their memories and personalties where copied through some saliva you autist?

if you can't tell, "you autist" is being used to mock your use of it. Fucking losers like you need to leave this site. Can't come up with better bants than "autist" and "reddit"

Meth Damon

Well, he is making sci-fi, not porn. A 100% true to life version of callister would just be new chick getting copied in, then walking into a hypersex dungeon where all the copies have their erogenous responses turned to just south of the maximum they can stand (as opposed to zero) then either getting strapped down and conditioned to think daly was the sexiest thin in the universe or daly would've set himself up as a giant with 27 six foot long prehensile cocks and he just rapes everyone endlessly, or both.

Or you can assume he already did all that and got bored with it and the episode starts after that.

I don't have his abusive sadistic streak but I'm 100% his noncomfrontational quiet weirdo and I'd confirm that I'm really uncomfortable with sexual stuff too.

I fast-forward through sex scenes in movies I'm watching alone.

Objectively he is a bad guy. If in 20 years some VR game came out with actual AI that perfectly mimicked the human mind and existed outside of your direct interactions with it, it would be unethical to abuse it. If God just resurrected all of us and started torturing us for all eternity, would that be ok? What if in our cries of pain we asked him why he was doing this to us and he simply said "you don't really exist, this is just my simulation" would you all be ok with that? Anyone that says yes is fucking stupid.

Same.
The thought of sex terrifies me and I find looking at naked women very uncomfortable

Yea, nah thats a dogshit example. Stop posting.

>if we fly through this in game wormhole the update will patch
lmao that's not how software works. Who wrote this shit?

If they got copied again, the ones with the plan would still be deleted. They didn't intend to get out into the game. They didn't think it was possible because they assumed they weren't compatible with the base game. The entire goal was to get wiped, because it was better than eternity playing out a shitty star trek clone.

how is it pleb? you seem stumped

this is the dumbest question of 2018

Maybe on reddit you'd of got gold for that, but here, your pseudo posts carry no weight.

Again, stop posting.

i was hoping she was actually the only one with a pussy programmed in, that would also explain why she hadn't noticed

Your lack of counter arguments have been noted, friend.

>didnt give them genitals and rape them all senseless

immersion fucking ruined

>god of a virtual universe you created
>realize something’s fucky when you come back and Cole is gone
>realize everyone is trying to escape in the ship
>don’t teleport yourself onto the ship
>don’t pause the game
>don’t shut it all down and pull the plug
>instead hobble over to a crashed shuttle and try to catch up to them
episode was good but once again BM writers expose themselves as hacks

he'd still have to get the kids dna again which would be difficult

...

t. has never made anything

>think about what I would do in his place
>realize I would play the hero who goes on adventures and saves the universe and has tons of awesome AI crewman friends who value and respect me
>but I would treasure them instead of hurting them and do my best to be a good captain to them
Fuck I'm worthless aren't I

If anything, the "get the DNA" plan was just for the sake of getting mcpoyle on board with the plan. Everyone else was happy with just being deleted.

>only those who have created television can criticize it
that’s not how it works

Same. I would treat them as friends but they would probably resent me through years of being trapped in a virtual prison anyway.

How can you hurt ones and zeros?