Guess the e-celeb

Guess the e-celeb.

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sam hyde

k c nice tat

me

Amanda Cerny

Larry Vickers

fbfp

Beer Can Dan

>e-celeb.


there is no such thing.

Im genuinely interested in the answer...

Anthony Fantano

That's a big dick.

Kingcobrajfs

Harvey Weinstein

for me

4 u

>cutdick
oy

if i had a cock like that I would openly post nudes

Logan Paul

that's a meaty cock

LITTLE

Damn, Boogie is looking good after the surgery!

Randy!?

for whitebois

Hickok45

If i suck it, will you die?

Uridon

What makes the penis hook one way or another?

do you think he ever fucked one of those pumpkins?

as length increases the tendency for curvature increases

Frequent masturbation. He's right handed.

Yes, with the power of GOD!

Dark Syde Phil

Mike stoklasa

boneitis

Easy, Shoenice

Wouldnt mind grabbing a bite of that white chicken fajitas if you know what I mean...

that would explain a lot

Correct
And checked

Battered against the bottom of so much boipussy it's gotten bent.

Can attest. 8" BPEL here and the first third from the base to the middle of my cock bends down while other two thirds towards the tip bends up, and the whole thing curves slightly to the right.

I'm jelly of OP's girth though, I'm 5" around and I'd gladly trade an inch of length for an inch of girth.

Rich Evans

Clearly an Asian dude.

Linkara

Poor pumpkin

sargon

TheAmazingAthiest

Decent dick for a fat fuck

in b4 lexplorer

Wow, I could actually see that

On a side note, how long will it be until he kills himself?

"I know that bulge!"

Mike looks like he'd be way hairier than that.

Grace Randolph

> tfw gay and into fat dudes fucking me

>Grace Randolph
If you say you wouldn't suck it then you are an irredeemable faggot.

Lia Marie Johnson

I've never seen someone who was born fat with that huge of a penis.

Is that a former skinny Chad who fell into alcoholism?

Get help, user.

Uhhhmm no.. sweetie

If you say you would suck it then you are an irredeemable faggot.

Figure out you rank against other men here:

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Be sure to switch from cm to inches as appropriate

>born fat

A bit gay user.

>15cm
>just slightly above average
thank dog

Which japanese manga is this?

Being born fat is a thing. When I was born I weighed 14 pounds.

Blair White

Chloe Moretz

I'm pretty sure he's joking.. maybe

I was fat from when I was born, all the way through middle school where I got my shit together. To this day, I feel seething rage when my grandparents talk about how I was a fat baby.

Same person but
me too, it's probably for the best I was 2 months premature being born fat is still sort of bullshit, I know you can have a certain predisposition to partitioning of mass as fat but then technically all babies are fat.

rebel wilson

I'm pretty much on the small side of average. Could always be worse I guess.

lolno i was born a big fat fuck baby and i've been skinny all my life

Is this Rocco Botte??

That's about as gay as it gets

Chris Chan.

Cut dicks are gross.

99.83%

>tfw fat and into fuckin lean twink
Most twinks just want a twin bf doe

>5.7 Length
>5.9 Girth at thickest near the middle, 5.4 at narrowest just below head
>2.3 Flaccid
>Your volume is at most 258.74 ml / 8.75 fl oz (US), which is 1.9 times more voluminous than the average.
>That makes you bigger than 99.83% of guys. 2 would be bigger than you in a room of 1000 guys.
>doubt.jpg

Having a short dick really does make you feel small, reasonably large girth might be rarer and all but if it's not long it just looks small, whereas an 8 inch pencil dick still looks huge.

>Your volume is at most 270.21 ml / 9.14 fl oz (US), which is 1.7 times more voluminous than the average.
>That makes you bigger than 99.1% of guys. 9 would be bigger than you in a room of 1000 guys.

tfw 6.75x5.5 white virgin manlet

uhhh easy
hodor from game of thrones
fuck i'd get down on my knees for that fat chode and this hot bear

Holy soda cans batman

I'm bi, I started with women bodybuilder, I started to being gay with shemales and I finished with chubby guys

i'ts such a weird calculation im 7.2x6 and it says there would be 0 bigger by volume I guess the average larger ones are in either girth or length not both

>In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be bigger than you.
>3 times

bears are the thinking man's/patrician choice. twink/muscle plebs on suicide watch.

If it's any consolation i'm sort of fat and my dick is absolutely tiny flaccid and I've been laughed out of bed about 40% of times because of that and I find it difficult to get hard.

I've also developed an SPH fetish ,which while I consider unhealthy and am trying to not indulge in, is actually ironically an incredibly advantageous adaptation given the above problem

Why can't I have a big dick too?

> hehehe, life is good

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Hila Klein

look at this fag, he can't handle the belly

>one hour and 13 minutes ago

...

Don't reply to me faggot. All homosexuals need to be lynched.
Hung in town squares.
Homosexuals spread disease. FACT.
Homosexusls are mentally ill. FACT.
Homosexuals molest children. FACT.
Homosexuals are a menace to society and need to be shot on sight.
Don't reply to me again, stupid faggot. I'll tell your father what faggot shit you're posting. Faggot.

>Your volume is at most 336.14 ml / 11.37 fl oz (US), which is 2.1 times more voluminous than the average.
>That makes you bigger than 99.99% of guys. 0 would be bigger than you in a room of 1000 guys.

and i still think it looks small.

I find it hard to believe that the average girth is less than 5 inches. I measured mine and it's 5.8" mid-shaft. I can't even imagine my dick being thinner unless I'm like 10 years old.

hey fuck you buddy

you seem upset

aw :(