Saruman

What was his fucking problem?

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Envy

For whom?
Gandalf? Sauron?

Both

wasnt he much stronger than gandalf though? he was leader of their little council of retired people

Trees

Gandalf would have been but he declined. Saruman always knew Gandalf should have been and was still jelly.

ganfalf has an elfen ring, he's got no ring despite being the superior

All mages have a dark lust for power.
Saruman was corrupted by Sauron's power.

Gandalf willingly choose to restrict his powers more

lol

Why a movie called lord of the rings only talks about one ring?

He was jewish.

Did you miss the literal first scene where a dozen other magic rings are discussed, including their relationship to the One Ring?

It literally mentions multiple rings in the first 5 minutes of the movie.

Niggers

Man, it's gonna be a sad day when this actor dies. He's my fav old guy.

Yeah and the what?

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Boi

Then you find out Galadriel has one of the rings, for instance... and that the Nazgul were literal human kings corrupted by their rings, because Sauron installed a backdoor in them.

Holy fuck mate.

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>something festers in the heart of middle earth, something you have failed to see.
What was with this line? There was no follow up on it at all like a subplot that got tossed out during production

>leave Sauron to me
>oops

it was just more orcs

He was a virgin neckbeard living in an apartment complex and felt intimidated by Sauron's ability to look someone in the eyes and not avert his gaze, an ability Saruman never mastered.

Don't forget his quirky roommate.

>Eru Ilúvatar exists
>He still chooses to be evil, dies off and his spirit can never return to Valinor

For what purpose?

>wasnt he much stronger than gandalf though? he was leader of their little council of retired people

He was the undeserved leader.

>What was his fucking problem?

cerebral sharkeyism

He likes power metal
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For you

What was Sharkey's immigration policy?

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So why gandalf or galadriel keep the rings if the one is about to fall into saurons hand?

He was Sauron's man

Is it true that he didnt work for sauron in the book?

Because het got corrupted by Saurkraut

>that scene where he almost brings a candle up to all that gunpowder
Wa-wa-waaamp.

If I remember Return of the King correctly he reinstated border control so not just anyone could waltz into the Shire.

fuck off you fucking moron(s) and never come back