Fun little challenge to see if anyone can find this

So, I'm crazy about all kinds of comics, as long as it has a relatively realistic art style. Stuff from Marvel, DC Comics, Dark Horse Comics, 2000 AD, IDW, etcetera.

And I'm not some whiny SJW prick who want to see them stop sexualizing female characters. I think it should be encouraged - show them off bending over in sexy thongs and stuff, you know? Why not.

But I never managed to find any male examples of this. Women love male butts - every second woman I've talked to has said they do. And gay guys and bisexual guys almost always love male butts.

So, my challenge is simple - try to find any examples of these type of comics I'm talking about where they show off a sexy male butt in a thong, optionally maybe when he bends over? Just for shits and giggles.

Nightwing

Really? I never remember him wearing a thong.

I know. How come those women owned comic companies never put out stuff women would like?

Or were you insisting the men make stuff they don't want to.

Which one of the mentioned companies are owned by women?

And I'm not insisting anything. But let's not be delusional here - it's not ALWAYS that artists avoid it because they want to. Sometimes, they do it because they are told to.

But that's not even my point. I'm challenging people to find an exception to the rule. But for some reason, you have decided that somehow offends you, and you need to question how I could "dare" to make such a challenge. Truly, I am a monster.

When I say "people make what they want", I'm talking about the people who own and run the companies. You know the ones that pay the bills. Not the artists who are paid to draw assignments.

See, because what I always hear in these type of scenarios is someone builds their own company, comic company, movie studio, whatever and then other people get mad that the person dares put out the material he wants.

Especially since anyone can put out their own material to, say, have more male thong cheesecake but no one want to put in the effort, They just want someone else to put in the effort. They want to tell other people what they are allowed to make.

There's a number of issues in Grayson where he's naked or shirtless or in a bathing suit. They knew what they were doing.

Well, either way, it's irrelevant. Either you can try to take on my challenge, or you don't. It's that simple.

I believe that's not what the challenge presented was suggesting.

And why are you challenging this if it's not for SJW prick complaining?

Because it's fun to see if anyone can find any exceptions to the rules. Why are you bothered with my challenge? Because it goes outside of your precious little comfort zone? That if anything sounds more like an SJW to me.

How's it fun? I like fun.

I would certainly be more inclined to look up such a thing if there was a fun reason, but I'm not going to waste my time if it's just the usual "gotcha" whining about equality and sexualization that SJW's tend to spit out.

Something you're well aware of since you felt the need to tell us you're not one of those, just asking the type of question SJW's would ask.

It's certainly not for fap material because there's tons of male cheescake pics online, on porn sites and deviant art sites and everywhere. That shit's easy to find.

And I already explained why it makes no difference if there's no male cheesecake from the big companies so at this point you certainly won't take a lack of example as proof of anything.

So where's the fun in asking a question you already know SJW pricks always pester everyone with?

So why are you here if my post upsets you so much?

You're still not answering the question. Why are you asking for examples if it isn't to push some agenda?

And the reason I'm bugged (as I already explained) is I've seen this question before. From people who want to chastise what others draw as if they are actually doing something wrong. Saying you can't draw this because of objectification or if you do draw it you also have to draw what I want even if it's something you don't want to draw.

It is trying to control other people and it is quite repulsive. People who do that to someone who just wants to produce what they want are repulsive.

You're not one of those are you?

I'm not going to answer either, because I don't give a rat's ass what you think I'm doing by challenging people to look for something. You conservatives are no better than SJWs, you're so paranoid about someone having a "GAY AGENDA!!!" and shit, because of your poor pwecious wittle comfort zone.

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm not here to dictate what anyone should draw. And I don't care about "objectification"-issues or any of that other SJW bullcrap.

I'm happy you've come up with a new way to make this thread.

Well gee. You've certainly convinced me that you're not a whiny SJW prick.

Uhm... okay? Not sure who you are, but I haven't done this thread before.

It's okay. I support your endeavors. You don't need to lie.
And really you don't need to go to this much effort either. You could just say "beefcake thread" and avoid the drama. It's cool, bro.

Simpleminded people who want to easily disregard other people do so by labelling them within a section of people they dislike.

Also, if you think someone who openly bashed SJWs is an SJW themselves, you're more retarded than I first thought.

Someone genuinly supporting and caring on Sup Forums? Call me crazy, but I'm way too used to idiots here trying to find new ways to mess with me to believe that.

I just said you're asking the same questions they ask. I even asked why you are asking that question if you're not trying to push something.

Like the other guy said. You're coulda did like most people do and just said beefcake thread and everyone posts ass pics but you wanted specific things from the big companies for..some reason.

You still won't say why. You just duck and cover and accuse me of being a conservative for some reason which, if I'm not mistaken sound like:

>labelling them within a section of people they dislike.

'Art', Hercules. 'Thou art'.

Hercules canonically seduced his universe's version of Hippolyte.

Sup Forums used to be love.

I think the SU threads may have kind of ruined that.

Fair enough - but at least I accompany my accusation with actual arguments.

The "SU" threads? What does that stand for?

Its like Im really on tumblr.

OP should die.

Oh great this thread again with the impossible standards and overly defensive OP.

So in a shared universe he's Wondys dad.

You're so delusional you think Sup Forums is any better than Tumblr? Oh wait, you're part of the reason why Sup Forums is retarded. My mistake.

What argument? You said you didn't give a rats ass and something about the gay agenda.

I answered all your questions with thought out arguments. They're right above. Re-read them.

So, um, what are you talking about

Hercules would totally go along with this. He loves to show the world his beautiful manly buttocks.

If you had to choose would you rather be Voldemort or Umbridge? Those are your only two options in this scenario.

I would rather be a character from a book that isn't shit.

Both of them are retarded idiots and overrated villains, so... I don't really know.

midnighter. also if your the guy who makes the cd threads just to troll people that give legit answers, kudos it quite refreshing.

I don't recall what I describe in any Midnighter comic? Heck, I can only recall a butt shot on this one panel right here, and that butt looks abnormally flat and unappealing.

in the new series he is doing naked somersaults after getting laid. i can't recall if there is thong but i don't see why that should matter, sexy butt is sexy butt.

Eh, I suppose you're right. I just find it weird girls get to be shown in thongs all the time, but never guys. It's not like male-versions of thongs don't exist.

no, Hyppolite made a daughter out of clay because he didn't want to stay with her(she might or might not have been quite yandere about it. She IS Juno's granddaughter.)
Then said clay-daughter killed her because she didn't hate men enough.

Wait... Wonder Woman killed Hyppolite?

generally speaking, it's because the biggest part of the readers are straight males, who don't really care for sexy male butts.

Most of the artists, too, are straight males who don't really care for sexy male butts.
Same for the writers, who could ask the artists to draw more sexy male butts, but don't because they are straight males who don't really care for those.

TL;DR: most people involved with American Cape Comics just don't care

That said, even in Europe and Japan, where straight female authors who should love sexy male butts have a sufficient degree of freedom, it's not really common for the art focusing on sexy male butts.

TL;DR: drawn sexy butts are a male thing, females apparently don't care about them printed on paper.

Yes. Marvel.

>Yes. Marvel.

Cheap shots as always.

it was part of a fun storyline and made sense in-context, though, so everything is forgiven(after all, DC started by having their Rape-happy Hercules drawn EXACTLY as Marvel Herc)

Doesn't excuse there not being any exceptions to the rule. I just think you tell me it doesn't exist because you don't want it to exist.

>>Doesn't excuse there not being any exceptions to the rule.
There are. See the first fucking answer to this thread: NIGHTWING.

For someone who claims not to be a whiny SJW prick, you sure post like one.

Right. So where in Nightwing do we see a dude wearing a thong?

Me, a whiny prick? Practice what you preach, dude. The projection appears to be strong in you.

No idea, but surely it happened at some point.

Meanwhile, get a Vartox, the Hyper-Man(next page should have a shot of his thong-laced booty, but I can't find it)

...It's probably better if you don't know.

...Possibly.

But the Amazons might well have been different if DC Hercules would have been the relatively nice (if rowdy) guy that Marvel Herc is.

In other words, it never happened.

That thing with Vartox, isn't that more of a joke than anything? Heck, Power Girl reacts to him by being grossed out, and he's all hairy and unappealing.

I mean, I guess it technically counts, but I wouldn't call it a good example.

...Something just occurred to me.

Why wasn't Silver Age Vartox involved in the Crisis?? They sure could have used his help, he was more powerful than Superman!

>>That thing with Vartox, isn't that more of a joke than anything?
No. He's a standard sexy manly man.

By the standards of the 70s.

there was Watchmen 2

You you that goalpost moving motherfucker who keeps making posts about wanting sissified male characters.

"Sissified"? What retarded caveman do you have to be to even come up with such an idiotic term? Are you talking about the posts of wanting feminine males?

"Sissified"... what a sad insecure little twat you must be. XD Do you work hard on pumping iron because you're scared of looking too girly, and then look yourself in the mirror every day going like "I'm totes a man, not a sissy faggot!"?

>Just for shits and giggles
>i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

You're not fooling anyone, my man. Just start up an underwear thread on /hm/.