Look who I met!
Look who I met!
a little girl?
Damn! Where'd you find her Keanu?
How do I get hair like Keanu?
REAL
she's hot
avoid barbers for a year
>you will never meet a little girl in front of a kettle chips display
imagine being keanu reeves and literally being able to rape anything in existence with no consequence
>that hand gesture
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Keanu is the man
That's what Harvey thought.
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No rather sit alone on a park bench with a sandwich. Feed some doves.
MANGO
Keanu you look a little too happy being that close to a little girl.
What movie is that from?
Noice
What movie?
Knock Knock
at what age sluts grow boobs?
7
if they don't have squeezable boobs why 12 they are disgusting austiwtchtier jewesses desu
Fuck you, flat is justice.
8
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>yfw meet a little girl
I feel happy for him. After all that’s happened to him, he managed to hold himself together and is even running a successful business. Good for him.
>After all that’s happened to him
what happened to him?
Keanu looks like a hobo
More suffering that one man should ever have to go through.
Kettle Chips are great, especially the Jalapeno and Sea Salt and Vinegar ones
Give more details.
lmao they have the same hairstyle
cool, what movie was she in?
nah
>keanu
>happy
>ever
Can you imagine the feeling you would get if you were just at the local convenience shop, looking for gay pornos, and then all of a sudden the cool dude with the sports bike next to you takes off his helmet and it turns out he's Keanu. And then he says softly to you, "This one is my favorite," and points to it on the shelf, and you look over to him and he just smiles softly. He's a real big softie. And all you can do is smile back and nod. Then he buys eight Snickers bars and leaves. And I think that would just make your day, wouldn't it?
include me in the screencap
>ywn find a pure loli who'll worship and do anything for you
I'm so jealous of keanu i really am
>then he buys eight snickers bars and leaves
holy shit this is perfect
Look it up
nah
I can't tell which one is cuter ~
>you're a good joe
"rape"
Keanu can't rape anyone. As soon as he lays hands on a woman it becomes consensual.
Real lolita shit
asian genes
LONDON
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Have you guys also started to feel awkward around real kids? All the fucked up shit from here are kinda rotting your brain
that's joi from BR2049
He had a kid that was stillborn and his girlfriend died just after that
Lost originality towards then end but I still kekeled
>drive an hour to the nearest liquor store on your sick bike
>tired and haggard from filming John Wick 3
>just want to get a good drink, go home, and crash on the couch
>some roastie whore walks up to you while you're admiring the selection of vodka
>has her daughter with her
>begs you for a picture
>fuckthat.jpg
>look down at this clearly neglected child who is only there because mommy's new boyfriend told her to bring back a 40
>feel empathy
>meekly agree to take a picture
>little girl's eyes light up as she runs to your side
>crouch down a bit and try to hide the disgust you have towards her mother
>roastie thanks you for the picture
>little girl can't even even muster up a simply 'thank you' because she's still overjoyed that you took a picture with her
>look at her and say, "It was my pleasure. Have a nice night."
>watch them walk away as whore mother is babbling on about how many likes she's going to get on instagram while roughly tugging on her daughter's arm
>turn back to your selection of vodka and try to put the incident out of your mind.
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she is so fucking hot
tits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>face
that girl looks so stereotypically poor
So cute, Keanu
whos there?
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shes probably homeless but keanu is her idol since she watched JW1 and 2 and she wants to become just like her hero. also she was probably hungry but she forgot about feeling hungry after just meeting her idol. RIP john wick loli
What do you think is her favorite Keanu movie?
did you not read the post above you?
dat dfc
Matt Hardy?
what did he mean by that?
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it's the alt-right pedo symbol
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love those vinegar & salt kettle chips tbqh
balsamic is even better
are you a britbong by any chance?
>salt and vinegar
In dracula?
Norwegian
t. absolute pleb, vinegar is the patrician's flavour
But how did she see the john wick movies if she's homeless? Through the window of someone elses home?
Perhaps recently homeless?
What does he drink?
I would buy him a round.
One punch directly on the upper arm.
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
A hairy assertion on the other hand...
>I like little boys with vaginas!
>this will never happen to you
Just fucking just senpai.
This is actually disturbing and disgusting at the same time. But then again Sup Forums is full of mentally challenged adults who are still mentally a teenager so of course you find this "hot."
eat your vitamisn
>being non white
t. pedo cunnypostan kike from israel larping as a nigger on Sup Forums
why r girlls so mean??
free pizza my man
I'm not Jewish so no
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Keanu isnt an actor hes a stunt man
So is Keanu really doing a tranny?
>he actually fell for the boipussy meme
Lol I dont think they're still dating desu
you haven't fucked a boipucci so wtf would you know
My little cousins a slutty trap so I beg to differ gayboy
Delete this OP she's not wearing a bra this is porderline bornopraghy you should be in jail
you call me a gayboy yet you are saying you have possibly had gay incest sex, make up your mind m8, you are either a liar or you love that BOI PUCCI
is this a thinly veiled cunnyposter thread
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.