"Not that user, but..."

>"Not that user, but..."
>Am that user

>two anons arguing
>i pretend to be one of the anons and act like a huge retard, losing him the argument

>user is clearly wrong
>agree with him anyway

>same user give you 3+ replies

>post sneed
>delete comment
>simpsons autists praise mod and derail their own thread
>post sneed again

>make a stupid post
>start replying to myself with reaction pics
>eventually people start to join in like idiots and start giving me those sweet (You)s

>be a (you) cultivator
>grow board of merely collecting (you)s
>9 (you)s, 5 (yous) it no longer gives me pleasure
>become a "you're a stupid fucking cunt" (you) cultivator
>sit back smiling knowing I've riled someone up so much they swear constantly in their posts

>enter a random thread
>call everyone a soyboy
>leave

>have arguments with myself in a thread to jump start the action

>be a "good thread" poster
good thread

>enter thread where it's all kicking off
>call one poster a reddit immigrant
>next reply call another poster a Sup Forums immigrant
>leave thread

>enter thread
>be nice to everyone

my favorite

>start arguing with another user about an issue I dont care about just to troll him
>end up getting actually invested in the argument and get mad for real

>wasted away on Sup Forums since forever
>get called a newfag by some redditor shitstain because they got triggered

>see another user make a joke
>mock him for making such a shitty unfunny joke
>he gets no replies
>repeat his joke in another thread
>get at least 10+ yous

this is what 90% of time on here consists of

>hurr im an oldfag
yeah fuck off redditor

>enter thread where everyone posts their pepes
>make a text only post

This is my full time job.

If there is confusion on this board about 5% of the time its my fault.

>open thread
>deleted post has 100 replies
>mods deleted the cp before i could see it

>wooooo

>falseflagging

Newfag cant archive

>click update
>this thread no longer exists

>try to post
>you have been warned you must view the warning

>make a good reply/post
>zero replies and nobody probably read it anyway
>make a casual shitpost with no real thought behind it
>4+ replies

...

>FUCKING STACIES REEEE
>am a chad a fuck stacies all the time

>call someone an autist
>am an autist

>tell an user to kill themself
>actually hope they have a joyous and prosperous life

god damnit i've been wondering if people do that

I told a decent joke last night and I don't think anyone picked up on it. was legitimately considering this. Will do it next time.

>make I'd give her my penor joke
>get 50+ (You)s plus meme internet posts with thousands of likes

samefag

hehe

you're a fucking retard and probably can't even properly imitate people in the first place.

>mfw you you got 3 (You)s right

>do this when i'm the op
>next poster posts confused reaction image saying 5 posts one poster green texting me having a rude conversation with myself

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

not Sup Forums but

>have a list of multiple people on Steam that have nothing to do with each other
>if I ever see someone offering to buy someone a game or trade or anything on Sup Forums I keep posting "thanks, my username is X"
>Get into arguments with everyone in the thread including my own posts saying "wtf stop that's not me"
>No body gets any games

>he doesn't use his phone to argue with himself to avoid this

tl;dr

OP of this comment here

>enter dying thread with ~20 posts
>Write a paragraph about how a random user is a fucking retard for no reason
>Leave thread

I don't know why I do this

Thanks asshole

Because you're a fucking retard

Party rockers in the house tonight

wtf man I would never do that to you

>warning tells me to stop doing what i'm doing
>keep doing it anyway

>go to /fit/ as a soyboy fatty just to bring other insecure fit people down

>user posts shallow, tired bait that no one who's been here a day would fall for
>make angry post pretending to fall for it

I just did this in the classicfu thread

Very nice

>two anons arguing
>one is struggling
>take over and win the argument without the other user ever finding out, while the first user understands the implicit agreement and stays quiet
More satisfying than low fruit (you) fishing

>jaakko post
>on Sup Forums
>in 2018

>write a genuinely funny/informative post
>thread gets immediately locked with my post being the last one

>that one guy who comes in a thread and quotes everyone
That's me :D I'm that guy :D