>Finds UFO
>Sees this
What do you do?
Finds UFO
Drive away.
>alien space ship
>alien looks just like a human
Drive off nothing special there
No need to worry, for I always come prepared for a situation like this.
It's not so much an alien as a device designed to store DNA that has taken a human form.
You beautiful man.
This isn't what was pictured in the listing.
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Sounds like a regular human female to me.
Why are you doing this user
I'm always packing hear senpai.
> "alien" but very close to human
I'll take my chances that I get a feral/eldritchy type of female who is down for some earth dick
Dear diary,
Jackpot.
try to wake them up from a distance. this could be a venus mantrap and the 'ufo' is actually a predator trying to lure food close with a shapeshifting proboscis it has made resemble a girl
Pretty much. I think there's a button somewhere to return her to the default form that looks like a can of Monster.
Probably jerk off.
Try to find the real prize hidden inside of the space ship
You got any pics?
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Oh she's LITERALLY a can. Huh
Which took DNA from his cousin, of all girls.
she's farting an awful lot
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Go up and try to wake her up, without alerting the government or worrying about alien bacteria. Because I think with my dick.
Throw a grenade at it!
Take pictures
Actually, fuck it, take video
Probe it.
Came in here to see if someone posted this. I was not disappointed.
kek
>95% hit
>miss
such is life in xcom
This. Where my reptilian bros at?
i got u famalam
I'll drink to you tonight, my man