Finds UFO

>Finds UFO
>Sees this
What do you do?

Drive away.

>alien space ship
>alien looks just like a human
Drive off nothing special there

No need to worry, for I always come prepared for a situation like this.

It's not so much an alien as a device designed to store DNA that has taken a human form.

You beautiful man.

This isn't what was pictured in the listing.

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Sounds like a regular human female to me.

Why are you doing this user

I'm always packing hear senpai.

> "alien" but very close to human

I'll take my chances that I get a feral/eldritchy type of female who is down for some earth dick

Dear diary,

Jackpot.

try to wake them up from a distance. this could be a venus mantrap and the 'ufo' is actually a predator trying to lure food close with a shapeshifting proboscis it has made resemble a girl

Pretty much. I think there's a button somewhere to return her to the default form that looks like a can of Monster.

Probably jerk off.

Try to find the real prize hidden inside of the space ship

You got any pics?

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Oh she's LITERALLY a can. Huh

Which took DNA from his cousin, of all girls.

she's farting an awful lot

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Go up and try to wake her up, without alerting the government or worrying about alien bacteria. Because I think with my dick.

Throw a grenade at it!

Take pictures
Actually, fuck it, take video

Probe it.

Came in here to see if someone posted this. I was not disappointed.

kek
>95% hit
>miss
such is life in xcom

This. Where my reptilian bros at?

i got u famalam

I'll drink to you tonight, my man