What if CPU mean Create People Udders?

What if CPU mean Create People Udders?

What if HDD mean Human Dinosaur Duel?

What if websites are mosques?

What if apps downloaded you, really makes you think

OI WOT IF YER MUM WAS AN IPHONE

What if people who think protecting the working class is fundamental to good politics imported millions of third world immigrants who have higher crime rates, drive down wages, make neighborhoods shitty and cause social trust to go down?
What if these same people were to pass laws that made it illegal to seriously criticize what happens as described above?

WOT IF YOU WOKE UP AND YOU WERE A PAKI?

OI
WOT IF THE MEMORY IN YA COMPUTAH WOZ REAL MEMORIES, INNIT
AND EVERY TIME YOU EMPTIED YOUR COMPUTER'S BIN, YEAH
YOU LOST SOME MORE MEMORIES, RIGHT

ROIGHT WUT EF YEH CAR WUZ DOWNLOADED ILLEGALLY N WERK STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES

WOT IF UR'E WAIFU IS SHITE M8

what if DDR mean Dicks Doing Robots?

shouldn't this be more of a Sup Forums meme

OI YOU POSH WANKER

WOT IF YOU COULD DOWNLOAD A KEBAB AND AVE IT PRINTED

No because its about a TV show and its pretentiously retarded creator

WHAT IF FISH AND CHIPS BUT DAH CHIPS WERE COMPUTA AND MADE YOUR BRAIN GO FUNNY?

OI WOT IF
WOT IF EVERYONE IN THE FUTURE GOT DUBS

WOT IF INSIDE COMPUTER?

WOT IF TWITTER BUT EVERYONES DED?

Brooker is a UK hero.
His "end of year Wipes" are always fucking awesome.
Gameswipe was also very very good.

WOT IF YEW WERE FUNPOSTIN ON Sup Forums BUT FORGOT YER SLOJAK

WHAT IF KONNIE GET OFF DA FUCKING COMPUTA!

WOT IF YOU WERE IN A SIMULATION AND YOU HAD TO FUCK YER OWN MUM TO ESCAPE OR ELSE A GROUP OF PAKIS WILL KILL HER IN REAL LIFE.

BUT THE TWIST IS THERE IS NO SIMULATION

WOT IF UR WINDOWS WERE JUST A VIDEO?

WOT IF FACEBOOK STOLE YER FACE

WOT IF THE QUEEN WAS AN EMAIL

WOT IF PHONE, BUT TOO MUCH?


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What if life is a simulation but every time you start slacking the controllers make your simulation worse and worse until you neck yourself and you could have been kangz if you weren't a slacker?

WOT IF WOMEN KILLED ALL MEN WITH TECHNOLOGY AND REIGNED SUPREME

WOT IF IPHONES MEASURED YOUR POOS?

WOT IF ELON MUSK WAS A KOMODO DRAGON?

What if RAM stood for Racially Angsty Men?

What if you thought you were in a simulation and so did something horrible, but then it turns out you were in real life?

WOT IF YOU COULD ONLY WANK IN FRONT OF UR MUM BUT UR MUM IS A SIMULATION
BLOODY HELL

WOT IF KILLING THE SIMS BAD?

WOT IF YER SHOWA MADE YOU DERTY SO YOUD BUY MORE SHOWAS

OI WOT IF YOU PLAYED THE SIMS AND IT WAS ACTUALLY PROPA PEOPLE YOU WERE CONTROLLIN WITH UR TECHNOLOGY INSTEAD OF SIMS

what if Sup Forums meant Tranny Vision?

Who is this unknown bloke that you guys are spamming, and why are you spamming him?

What is Channel 4 paying you?

OI WOT IF CHANNEL 4 PAID ME IN SOCIAL MEDIA LIKES

Wut if ur playing a game of old Sid Meier's Civvie 45 but actually you're a slave and he da leada innit?

Yeah man, but what if your computer pulled a knife on you. What would you do then?

WOW

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Black Mirror. The social message is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of social media most of the story will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Charlie Brooker's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characters- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Phillip K Dick's sci fi A Scanner Darkly, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the morals of the story, to realise that they’re not just entertaining- they say something deep about SOCIETY. As a consequence people who dislike Black Mirror truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the social message in the serie's Christmas special "White Christmas”, which itself is a cryptic reference to Harlon Ellison's epic I have no mouth and I must scream. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Charlie Brooker’s genius storytelling unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Black Mirror tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

WOT IF UR PHONE ONLY ALLOWED U TO EAT IF U HAD FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM

WOT IF YER DAD WAS A NAZI

WOT IF ME PHONE WAS EVIL

'ANG ON
BEAR WIV ME ON THIS ONE
WOT IF
AN' OI MEAN BEAR WIV ME
WOT IF
FONES WERE PEEPULL
AN' TO RING SAMONE
YOU 'AD TO SHAG 'EM

WHAT IF DEPRESSED PEOPLE GET FREE JOI'S AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY SECRETLY PROGRAMMED TO PUSH THEM TO SUICIDE

These threads are for fun. You aren't funny. Piss off.

WOT IF YEW TOLD SOMEONE OFF FER NOT BEIN FUNNY WHILE NOT BEIN FUNNY YERSELF WOT THEN

WOT IF DA BEANIE BABIE CAME WITH HANDBAG

Wait, Black Mirror. Is that like a phone?

FUND IT

WAT IF EYEPHONE AND CAN SEE THOUGHT N THAT

What if we were created by our phones and only thought we controlled them when in truth they were the ones controlling us the entire time?
And your mom was an email.

WOT IF YOU WER AVIN A BIT OF THE OL' IN N OUT WITH YER MISSUS AND THEN YOUR COCK TURNED INTO A FANNY?

WOT IF CAPATCHA KILLED YER MUM

WOT IF DONALD TRUMP'S SEND TWEET BUTTON WAS REPLACED WITH A NUKE TRIGGER

WOT IF PHONE WAS EVIL BUT THEN WAS ACUALLY GOOD

YEAH BUT MATE, WHAT IF, LIKE, THE WORKING CLASS WERE ACTUALLY YA PHONE'S BATTERY BUT ALL THE ETHNIC MINORITIES ARE FORCED TO CARRY THE ELECTRICITY BY HAND MATE? PROPER MENTAL

M8 WOT IF YOU KEPT DROPPIN YA PHONE AND THE NEXT TIME YOU ORDER TAKEAWAY IT SENDS TURKS WITH KEBAB KNIVES AFTER YA?

WHAT IF PLANET EARTH BUT NO MORE WHITE PPL

WOT IF YOU COULD DOWNLOAD LUVE MATE BUT ONLY THE RICH COULD EFFORD IT

WOT IF THERE WAS AN APP FOR YOUR EYES THAT MADE YOU NOT SEE RACE BUT PEOPLE WERE STILL RACIST ANYWAY

ERE BRUV WOT IF LIKE THE HOLOCAUST BUT DIGITAL?

WHAT IF HUMANITY BUT WITHOUT WHITES

WHAT IF UR PHONE WAS UR BRAIN

WHAT IF ENCRYPTION BUT FOR THOUGHT

WOF IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR SEX WITH AN APP BUT YOU LOSE WIFI AND YA END UP WITH A COCK DANGLING OUT OF YA VAG?

WOT IF COMPUTAS STARTED A WAR WIF PHONES INNIT AND MAN HAD TO PICK A SIDE

M8 WOT IF GREEN SCREENS WERE ACTUALLY BLACK PEOPLE M8, FOOKIN MENTAL INNIT

WOT IF YOU LOST ALL YOUR INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS ONE DAY WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEVER EXISTED AT ALL?

WOT IF THE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED ON THE INTERNET WERE LIKE ACTUALLY RETARDED?

WOT IF UR GALS MUM COULD WATCH U SCREW AROUND WITH HER ON HER COMPUTA AND ACTED LIKE A NUTTER

oh wait...

WOT IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL MATE LIKE REAL LOIFE MATE BUT VIDEO GAMES MATE

what if neo nazis pretended they only cared about muslim immigrants on an anime video game website when in reality they were using it as a stepping stone to racism

WOT IF ISLAM WAS LIKE A MOVIE AND PEOPLE KEPT TRYING TO PIRATE IT?

WOT IF YA CLONED HITLER AN PUT 'IM IN PRISON

Why do you guys hate Charlie? You've got nothing better in life?

WHAT IF ROTHERHAM HAPPENED BUT CATHOLIC PRIESTS DOE!

WOT IF HITLER CLONED YA AN PUT YA IN A CONSENTRATON CAMP

DIDNT THINK OF THAT DID YA MATE

WOT IF CHARLIE WAS A ROBOT AND BLACK MIRROR WAS HIS THOUGHTS

nah we dont also like niggers, jews, latinos and commies like urself

MATE WOT IF YA MUM STARTS SHAGGIN A BLACK BUT ITS ACTUALLY YOU IN DIGITAL BLACK FACE M8?

Don't hate him, its just funny

WOT IF YA BRAIN WAS IN A JAR AND THEY STREAMED YA THOUGHTS TO YA BODY BUT THE RUSSIANS PROPA HACKED IT AND MADE YOU POST SPAM ON THE INTERNET?

>If you ever joke about something that means you hate it
WOT IF REDDIT MADE YOU RETARDED?

WHAT IF iPHONE IN BUMHOLE AND VIBRATE

WOT IF 9/11 BUT IT WAS TRUMP PLAYING A VIDEO GAME?

WOT IF RUSSIANS HACKED YER MUM AND MADE HER FALSELY REPORT YOUR BLACK STEPDAD FOR RAPE BUT YER STEPDAD WERE ACTUALLY A SIMULATION OF HITLER IN BLACKFACE?

WOT IF EVERY TIME YOU DROPPED YOUR THE APP PEOPLE INSIDE GOT HURT?

WOT IF UNNECESSARY SEX SCENES AND LONG SHOTS OF CAR RIDES IN EVERY EPISODE M8?

AW M8, FOOKIN PROPER MENTAL

who is this dollarstore david lynch?

WOT IF TWILIGHT ZONE BUT AI

OI M8 WO' IF YOU WENT TO POUNDLAND AND GOT PROPPA SHAGGED IN THE BUM

Karl Pilkington

What if "dab" means Die Arische Bruderschaft?

>someone is being racist i'm LITERALLY SHAKING RN
niggerfaggot

WOT IF EVERY APPLIANCE IN UR HOUSE WOZ A TASK CARRIED OUT BY A MUSLIM REFUGEE IN UR HOUSE

WOT IF THEY COULD DELETE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRISON YEAH AND YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT IN PRISON BUT GET THIS RIGHT YOU'VE BEEN IN PRISON THE WHOLE TIME AND NOONE TOLD YOU BECAUSE THEY DELETED YOUR BRAIN EVERYTIME YOU FOUND OUT, SCARY INNIT?