Kiernan Shipka Cast as Netflix's Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Thoughts?

tvline.com/2018/01/05/kiernan-shipka-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-netflix-reboot/

Really bad casting. She's a bad actress! Seriously wow!

The show is trash but at least she's a cracker.

Jesus Christ please tell me this is a man in drag otherwise this is one manly looking bitch

Im ok with this.

Whats the name of this typing style.

English.

dem eyebrows

Who will play the aunts though?

Meh, at least she's white.

At least that's one more actress we can stop posting "what's next" threads for.

any nude scenes?

asking for a friend

Wtf happened to the Riverdale spin-off?!?!?!?!

Transitioning Bateman?

Her head is too big

she's very handsome

damn christian bale looks like that?

I'm sick of all these nostalgia reboots of horrible shows from the 90s and early 00s.
If Jaden Smith appears in a reboot of Fresh Prince I'll quit Sup Forums.

She's white, so at least they got that right

Nancy has some competition now.

Trumplish

Sabrina the Teenage Witch really used to be a staple of shakesperian acting, giving us thought provoking episodes like: the aunts make a humanoid sextoy from dough, or the one were they went skiing on mars. What is this world coming to!!!

This is fucking terrible news.

I'm not quite shaking, but almost

It'll be like ASR in Carrie diaries again, decent actress torpedoed by a horrendous show

She was the chosen one

I laughed then cried at this comment.

Sad when in today's world, casting the correct race for a well known character is considered a huge win.

nancy who?

What a great choice, shes beautiful and perfect for this role

why is her head so big lmao

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imo, she was OK as a kid in mad men but she was terrible in all those cameos in Kimmy Schmidt.

However I hope there's fap material as shes the only person that can make me cum only using my mind

>Likened to The Exorcist and Rosemary’s Baby in its tonality, this new series “reimagines the origin and adventures of Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a dark coming-of-age story that traffics in horror, the occult and, of course, witchcraft. … This adaptation finds Sabrina wrestling to reconcile her dual nature — half-witch, half-mortal — while standing against the evil forces that threaten her, her family and the daylight world humans inhabit.”

That doesn't sound fun at all

Exactly, I'm more excited for the mommy aunts.

Child actors frequently have proportionally larger heads because it helps them portray characters younger than themselves.

nigs

Shame she can't act, she is a total qt3.14 but come on it's going to be immediately apparent when the show comes out

She has the face of that actress who plays Felicity from Arrow.

she looks like George Clooney

I-is that a real quote?

I for one would like the episode where Sabrina the Teenage witch gets tricked by her boyfriend to be impregnated by satan, only to then raise the antichrist inbetween eating raw meat.

>comment
gb2facebook and drink bleach.

You must be nonwhite

And the feet of a goddess

dat chin

This.

And that's why it's good news it's on Netflix instead of regular TV (nudity!).

It's described as dark and broody, in the vein of films like The Excorcist and Carrie. Not really getting my hopes up, but that adult theme could lead to some sexy-time vids.

Top choice, would smash.

>She's too old. Couldn't they have taken an actual 11 year old and caked on some shit to make her look a little older?
>The whole plot of Sabrina is pretty slapstick Disney channel crap anyway. Problem with the original is that she clearly didn't look teenaged except the first season or so. Then it's Sabrina the adult witch for five seasons of garbage.

are you shitting me

I don't have anything against her but not the direction I'd go

Technically, this is it. It's the writers, producers, etc. that were working on the spinoff for CW, but it just landed on a different channel/service.

At last Carrie Diaries gave us all those booty shots

i was thinking the same thing
In Riverdale they got people in their 20s to star as high school students.
Now they have a literal high school student to act as a high school student

YES. My future wife has something to shine in, finally :3

She is Amazing

mmm armpit kino

So im guessing that Sabrina x Jughead isnt happening?

she is an ugly skeletor now

She is. Don't touch her, tho.

Of course. She will be my wife

Fuck. You.
She's a perfect human being.
Her pussy juice was drank by Greek gods on Olympus.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I love her.

SO YUMMY.
I don't want to violate her.
I just want to touch her lips with my lips.

AHHHH BROS POST HER LEGAL-AGED FEET!!!!!!

I LOVE KIKI!!!!!

How is it not a pure perfection

for a second there I thought it was Amarna Miller

Her eyes are the moust amazing round objects on Earth.

How's her foot game, bros?

I NEED TO BECOME ONE WITH HER.

It's probably the best on this entire planet

She's honestly perfect. She's too pure. Please tell me no jew has
laid their grubby mitts on her angelic backside

If this is not perfection, then I don't know what is.

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Bros

Hold me

Bros

more like sabrina the teenage foot clinic right?

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY WHY WHY AM I SO FUCKING UGLY. I JUST WANT TO BE SALLY'S FOOTSLAVE

>that pic

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Holy shit Sup Forums. Dare I say, you mad men.

HAHAHAHAH

And her sweet, resounding voice.
Is she literally a goddess?

Ginger tit cow and January Jones pls

Is she Sup Forumss queen?

LOOKS LIKE KIKI POSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

No, she's my queen. So take your dirty fucking hands off her.

also forgot the voice

Post >yfw her love interest is a coloured

Early season Thally lisp

those pale feet deserve to be wrapped around black meat

kys

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She couldn't act her way out of a wet paper sack but at least she's white.

Literally would kms

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She has a disproportionately large head tbqh

Is this real

more to smooch

Did she eat a Hamm sandwich?

Am afraid since this shit is on Netflix they gonna force Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to make her boyfriend black or something or the one of the aunts is black.

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to say anything if you have nothing nice to say?

Kiki is Love. Kiki is Life.

gddam

>go on, mr...? Ah. Mr. user. Well, go on. Tell us a story.

I wanted Dove as Sabrina

LET'S GO!

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>still using this glib facsimile of a reply

>tfw no kino riverdale crossover episode

Yeah not bad.