Why does he look like a black man dyed white?
Why does he look like a black man dyed white?
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He doesn't
You're projecting
Irish genes
Remember when he was the kid bully in Like Mike?
it's probably the shape of the nose
meth demon
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He looks like Matt Damon facefucked some stinging nettles.
he kinda does look like one of those NBA2k player models where you can choose white skin but only black faces
I like Meth Damon a lot more than Matt Damon.
And yet he gets to cum inside Kirsten Dunst every night
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daily reminder that this guy
>is 28 (I thought he was like 40 WTF)
>is banging Kristen Dunst
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This is a 29 year old white male.
Thick skin and small eyes.
What the fuck is a Like Mike?
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Irish
he genuinely looks kind of black here.
((((((((((((((((white)))))))))))))))))))
I fucking saw this movie in the theater. I thought I was the only one.
A low budget kid's movie where an orphan gets basketball talents after finding a pair of Michael Jordan's shoes on a power line.
He really needs to stop shaving his mustache.
In addition to his nose, I think the big thing is his brow ridge. His face is aggressively shaped like he was bred to steal bikes.
Deformed Matt Damon.
Whites actually have more pronounced browridges than blacks, usually.
Only Australian Aborigines have more pronounced browridges than Caucasians
Terrible facial hair
That's what I look like if I try to grow a beard. Shitty patchy pube like hair
shitty celtic genes.
looks like the same species as this guy
>John boyega
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
>fat damon
>meth damon
Some Irish people tend to have wide flat noses like African Americans
I look just like this guy.
Feels bad man.
>impregnated Kirsten's Kunst
Lucky man
There's hope for you, bro
Based. His charisma game must be on point.
Someone should paint him black
So we can see what it looks like
>he seduced her during that season on Fargo where he was a fat piece of shit
show me one person with this "irish iberian"
side profile
too bad you're not a rich chad soccer player
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they were both fat
He was fat
But she was THICC
scuffed matt damon
>He doesn't
>You're projecting
He was considered to play Finn in TFA.
that's what the finnish look like
Nah Finn is actually black in the books.
hes mat damon if he was slightly uglier
You say something?
Jesus, he looks in OP's picture by comparison.
You know this is literally from a parody comic right?
Hey I'm from WA too
African admixture. It shines through even at low (
I wonder what focal length that photo was taken at. His whole head looks flat.
Meth Damon
Are you also Black?
I thought he was an albino nog
56%
she looks 40 yo
He looks like a grown-up version of that coal burner's kid who everybody mocks.
maybe he's actually wearing whiteface all the time?
he is the uber kino actor
Reminder he was the originally choice to play Finn, but Disney insisted on casting a negroid
12/10 diversity points, much diverse
>albino
same here, maybe mixed race