Was Brando a massive cuck or alpha as fuck?

Was Brando a massive cuck or alpha as fuck?

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He was as alpha as it gets you moron, just take a cursory look at what your selected terminologies mean.

Height 5-ft 8 1/2 in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

t. 5'9''

t. 5'10''

he was a little prima donna bitch.

looks like a hot daddy to me
ill suck his grandpa dick
and you know he'd be into it cause he gay irl

he got Jack Nicholson to toss bags of Whoppers over the fence when his wife forced him to stop eating fast food

He was an adult, so nether.

Definitely alpha. Got to fuck hot bitches in the prime of his life and got to leave a fat corpse as you should since life after middle age is pointless.

Who'd win in a fight? Marlon Brando or Orson Welles?

He was just massive.

Total alpha male.
He's like the old lion with the huge mane that just lays around and sleeps

All the young lion cubs idolize him but he doesn't give a fuck. He just shows up to eat a gazelle he didn't even catch then goes back to sleep

Well, he certainly was massive

Magnificent

youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU

pretty alpha desu

when he wasn't scoffing whoppers he was scoffing black dick
makes me laff that he's a wop icon

youtube.com/watch?v=z_14uEX59V8

massive as fuck

>Ahhhhhhhhhh the frensssshhhhhhh

t. King of the Manlets

Laugh all you want, but Welles had a hot young Slav girlfriend when he was a landwhale.

Read his trivia, its pure alpha.

heh. nice 1

Anyone that names the Jew is alpha as fuck.

He's a big guy

Nu/tv/ would shit themselves and see 60 cuck threads in the hour.

I'm literally 5'11" you faggots. How does it fucking feel you little midgets.

5'12?

bruh look at that WIDTH
you just KNOW this nigga was bloatmaxxxing, stay mad estronauts

I'm not gay or anything, but prime Brando was one handsome dude. I can't even imagine all the hot pussy that guy smashed during his years.

Brando had a hard life.

Yeah, but he wasn't your average Sup Forums idiot, what he said actually made sense and wasn't meant to be that racist.

>Admits he's a manlet
Lmao @ you

>Who'd win in a fight? Marlon Brando or Orson Welles?

Us

>browsing /r9k/ for years made him believe in manlet memes

He was Nietzsches ubermensch

What's that? Can't hear you from all the way down there.

sorry sweetie, cutoff for manlet status is 6'5

The Horror

Laugh all you want you gay, I'm official status.
5'10" is king of manlets.

wtf i love native american social justice now

Joking aside she was pretty cute

You're probably a 6'5 pimplefaced skellington. Stop the self-loathing masqueraded as smugness.

she was a playboy playmate I think

Real life shitposting is infinetely superior to regular shitposting.

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>5'11
Lelz one of us, one of us.

>Marlon would go on extreme crash diets in the fifties and sixties, but then would lose his willpower. He would subsequently gorge on huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup. (One of Brando’s nicknames for himself was “Branflakes”.)

>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese. The house maid told Mrs. Brando that Marlon made nighttime raids on the icebox routinely.

>the costumer on “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1962), James Taylor, claims Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink.

Speak louder. Do I need to get a chair for you?

Playboy October 1973

user... i'm not the guy you were talking to but this is the internet, sound does not need to travel so your bad joke doesn't even make sense

>Moore wouldn't even let her touch the Oscar let alone hold it

good god, my sides

I don't think I've ever heard boos and claps simultaneously

user this is Sup Forums don't apply logic to a shit posting thread. Don't be a fag

Meant for

I honestly wish I had Marlon Brando's appettite

sick of being a twig

What the fuck happened to him? He looked really good when he younger and was in control. Did he experience a Keanu and crash hard or something?

>he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink
based

>Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.
>During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.
fucking sides are gone

>Brando was very competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando being heard shouting at Newman "You're a phony!" and walking away.
>Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, which was what the character Newman played in "Cool Hand Luke" was depicted doing in his recent film. Newman ignored this challenge.
>Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. He kept count loudly as he ate the eggs, while mocking and insulting Newman constantly, "21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman, because you're a phony! I'm better than you Newman!"
>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "I beat you Newman! 51 eggs! You couldn't eat 51 eggs Newman, because you're a phony. I'm better than you Newman, and anyone you can even pretend to be, and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that!"
>True Hollywood Tales 1997

are there any caps/summaries of his chatroom/messageboard (?) posts?

Based sissy and nice digits

holy shit I love this man

That's not even the best one.

>Marlon was a practical joker, but would always try to remain anonymous and act like he was above such things. One day while filming Superman (1978) Chris (Reeve) arrived on set absolutely furious, and when I asked him what was wrong, he pointed right at Brando and said "..it was HIM! HE did it! He's the one!". While Brando stood there looking at Chris nonplussed, I took him aside and asked him to explain what was going on, and he told me that somebody had been sneaking into his trailer, using his toilet, and leaving an enormous load of waste for Chris to find later, which would then end up polluting his entire trailer. He said he thought it might have been one of the crew, so he had Dick (Liebegott) keep an eye on his trailer for him while he was on set. After filming that day, Chris returned to his trailer, and once again, his toilet was absolutely destroyed to the point of needing maintenance to come and unclog it, and when he talked to Dick, he told him the only person he saw entering the trailer was none other than Marlon Brando himself. When confronted by Chris, Marlon denied everything, was completely indignant, and threatened to leave the set unless I managed to not only control Chris, but make him apologize. This took some convincing, but I finally managed to get everyone calmed down, Chris apologized, and we got back to work. Though he vehemently denied it, I believe it was indeed Brando who was destroying Chris's toilet, as after the on-set incident, it stopped.
>Richard Donner 2005 AFI interview

do you think God bought Marlon Brando to Heaven so he could bring some fun to the place?

Probably needed a partner in crime to make midnight hot dog runs with...

>Marlon Brando had a used Volkswagen Beetle he purchased and used solely for late night runs to Pink's hot dog stand on Melrose and La Brea. The inconspicuous red beetle was parked at a sympathetic neighbors home near Brando's Hollywood hills residence in order to conceal Brando's late night snack runs from his second wife, Movita. Brando would sneak out of his home, walk to his parked car, and drive down to the hot dog stand where he would reportedly order a dozen or more hot dogs at each visit. Eventually, the neighbor had to call the authorities and have the Brando hot dog beetle removed from their property as Brando would simply toss the waste into the back seat, resulting in a beetle filled with countless soiled hot dog wrappers, and hundreds of partially consumed hot dog parts all rotting in the back seat of the car. The smell of rotting hot dogs eventually became overwhelming, however, Brando continued to use the car regardless, and failed to either clean or remove the car from the premises, resulting in the need for police to intervene on behalf of the neighbor to remove the car.

who would win in a fight

>Brando once performed oral sex on a woman by eating her labia. The woman was a young Filipina runaway who had died in Brando's house the day before. Brando accused her of overacting then told her to practice better hygiene as he rolled her over to eat her ass.

Massive alpha cuck as fuck

Based Nicholson.

>once again, his toilet was absolutely destroyed to the point of needing maintenance to come and unclog it

can someone point me to a link for that source. I cant seem to find anything confirming this.

It's on the post, but the source is like 20 years old and probably no longer around.

Comon the ice cream stunt is complete global saturation levels of alpha, not to mention triggering consuela's OCD with a bite of cheese

>his toilet was absolutely destroyed
Gets me every fucking time, dude. Every time.

>"Wait until Chris gets a load of this one"

I bet he was intentionally gorging himself on garbage and diarrhea-inducing fast food just to make it worse. What a national treasure.

>>Marlon was a practical joker, but would always try to remain anonymous and act like he was above such things. One day while filming Superman (1978) Chris (Reeve) arrived on set absolutely furious, and when I asked him what was wrong, he pointed right at Brando and said "..it was HIM! HE did it! He's the one!". While Brando stood there looking at Chris nonplussed, I took him aside and asked him to explain what was going on, and he told me that somebody had been sneaking into his trailer, using his toilet, and leaving an enormous load of waste for Chris to find later, which would then end up polluting his entire trailer. He said he thought it might have been one of the crew, so he had Dick (Liebegott) keep an eye on his trailer for him while he was on set. After filming that day, Chris returned to his trailer, and once again, his toilet was absolutely destroyed to the point of needing maintenance to come and unclog it, and when he talked to Dick, he told him the only person he saw entering the trailer was none other than Marlon Brando himself. When confronted by Chris, Marlon denied everything, was completely indignant, and threatened to leave the set unless I managed to not only control Chris, but make him apologize. This took some convincing, but I finally managed to get everyone calmed down, Chris apologized, and we got back to work. Though he vehemently denied it, I believe it was indeed Brando who was destroying Chris's toilet, as after the on-set incident, it stopped.
>>Richard Donner 2005 AFI interview
Is this the origin of the term 'capeshit'?

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2 rapists chumming around together, disgusting

He obviously offers it and she declines it

Brando. Depardieu would be too drunk to swing a punch without falling over.

When he was younger he was still working on building a reputation, and when he was younger, he was still poor as fuck. If you read his biography, you can see even as a kid he ate and ate and ate if you let him. But because his family was poor as shit, he couldn't eat that much food. This persisted into his early adulthood, and then continued to persist as directors demanded he have a certain physique but then once he had built up his reputation, had his money, and the women would fuck him regardless of what he looked like? He just didn't care anymore. He didn't have a reason to stop. He could do anything.

Apparently Moore took the oscar home and the academy went to his house with guns to take it back.

Marlon Brando Molested his daughter Cheyenne (FULL interview)

From Paris Match interview (1993)

Part 1:

Reporter: You have made [the] allegation . . . that your father behaved in an unnatural way toward you. Will you now explain?

Cheyenne: I have always been the "sacrifice" of Marlon Brando, his lamb for sacrifice, for his own personal happiness. I have said that I have been sexually abused by my father. My first memories go back to age seven.

Reporter: Did you tell your mother about it?

Cheyenne: No, I never told anybody about it, not even my mother.

Reporter: How would you describe these "sexual abuses"?

Cheyenne: My father acted in a strange way toward me, frequently touching my breast or giving me, on my bed, some massages, bouncing me on the bed as if he wanted me to mime for him the gestures of making love, like I'm having sex. He continued touching my breast even when I already was with Dag. To a certain degree, it was also a game on his part, and as a child I didn't always understand what was happening. He was also nice to me, taking walks, talking to me, but I was also very angry with him, because I remember now what he was doing to me.

Take them... to the Manlet Pit.

85 replies and no one has posted the picture yet?

Thanks Trump.

>touching my breasts
so he didn't even diddle her. Who cares

>bouncing me on the bed as if he wanted me to mime for him the gestures of making love, like I'm having sex

Reincarnation of Tarrare.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

nothing ever changes

truly an eye-opener, thanks, user

QUALITY

>"21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman, because you're a phony! I'm better than you Newman!"

She literally says in the speech, after holding her hand up to decline it as it was offered, that Brando will not accept it.

Moore was a class act, he had zero stock in America's pathetic rivalry with the natives.

He was alpha as fuck
He did what he wanted, when he wanted it, all the time

Pretty average for someone of his generation desu

>"21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman, because you're a phony! I'm better than you Newman!"

>Is this the origin of the term 'capeshit'?

No, I made that term up here on this gay ass board a couple of years ago

Is there a biography of Brando that talks about all the crazy shit he did? I could read this shit for days.

Fuck, this was Brando?